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Bogus Adventure posted:It's like the director wanted to sterilize it, but the actors knew that Cats is supposed to be an orgasmic explosion of debauchery and horniness. In my headcanon about how Cats was made, the shots Hooper used are the least horny ones. I want to believe that there is a version of Cats where a nude Idris Elba makes his butthole wink at Jason Derulo. There was a rumor that at one point actual pissing was to occur at the point where Old Deuteronomy is first appearing and every cat dancer lifts their leg up with the tail shaking in that "my cat is about to piss" position.
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hallelujah posted:backgrounds all like  
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I've only ever seen the movie, and now I'm listening to the London recording for the first time, and drat Bustopher Jones was actually a good song before they inexplicably gave the entire thing to James Corden?
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Neo Rasa posted:There was a rumor that at one point actual pissing was to occur at the point where Old Deuteronomy is first appearing and every cat dancer lifts their leg up with the tail shaking in that "my cat is about to piss" position. #ReleasethePissCut This is art, and I love it
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Freudian posted:I've only ever seen the movie, and now I'm listening to the London recording for the first time, and drat Bustopher Jones was actually a good song before they inexplicably gave the entire thing to James Corden? It's a fantastic song.
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I have gazed deep into the abyss that is CATS, and the abyss has stared back at me. Yeah, I have gained enlightenment but at what cost? Anyway, check out this ttrpg that is legally distinct from CATS and any associated ip protections that I made and that draws inspiration from Bloodborne, Silent Hill 2, the works of David Lynch, and (just to be classic) TS Eliot's "The Hollow Men."
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Meinberg posted:I have gazed deep into the abyss that is CATS, and the abyss has stared back at me. Yeah, I have gained enlightenment but at what cost? Hahahaha i am so tempted to buy this but 10 bucks for a pdf...
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Ccs posted:Hahahaha i am so tempted to buy this but 10 bucks for a pdf... I mean, people will pay 10 bucks for a digital only copy of a movie, but also I do get what you’re saying. Gotta make your own value proposition.
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Meinberg posted:I have gazed deep into the abyss that is CATS, and the abyss has stared back at me. Yeah, I have gained enlightenment but at what cost? Ccs posted:Hahahaha i am so tempted to buy this but 10 bucks for a pdf... People also pay  to post on this dead gay forum, so...I am intrigued, especially if we get a Goon Group to create an Angelical Clan filled with Angelical Cats who Angelically Be because they Angelically Can.
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YggiDee posted:Basically Quaxo is what they call Mister Mistoffelees when he's a chorus cat with the white armwarmers/legwarmers. They're usually the same performer but once in a while they're two different cats. Maybe Mistoffelees is a stage name? I love how central every cat having 3 names is to the very core of cat mythology and you basically never find out any cat's names, and victoria who is explicitly going from an outsider to a jellical never gets any additional names of any sort.
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https://twitter.com/CurseHole/status/1207733445415383040 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_W_3qGqGD8 Beelzebufo fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Feb 6, 2020 |
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The Little Death posted:https://twitter.com/CurseHole/status/1207733445415383040 Strangely, less disturbing than watching a furry James Corden dive into trash cans and eat rotten food while singing about how awesome it is to be fat
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I love how central every cat having 3 names is to the very core of cat mythology and you basically never find out any cat's names, and victoria who is explicitly going from an outsider to a jellical never gets any additional names of any sort. Well obviously, humans only ever get to know one of those names
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"Not a Dog" 'em all, and let Deuteronomy sort 'em out.
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John Boyega is so loving charismatic and it's galling how poorly used he is in the JJ Star Wars. But yeah, might as well make the All-Boyega cut, why not?
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I've watche this movie a lot over the past two weeks, and I'm afraid I!ve developed an unironic appreciation for it. Mungojeerie and Rumpleteazer for life.
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I wish this movie were more horny, but not in the same way
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It's horny enough.
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It's horny in the best possible way, which is to say completely alienating and disorientating.
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Tellin you this is CIA poo poo.
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steinrokkan posted:It's horny in the best possible way, which is to say completely alienating and disorientating. More sexually alienating than a literal Aliens film.
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Listen, everything in this movie is a complete horror show, of course its expressions of sex and sensuality are going to be writ through the horror themes of the piece. Also, I just want to point out that the Overture is literally horror movie soundtrack music.
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Twist: full movie title is actually The Cats of Ulthar.
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ThePopeOfFun posted:Tellin you this is CIA poo poo. If it were a mind control plot, it probably would work, not bomb spectacularly
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precision posted:If it were a mind control plot, it probably would work, not bomb spectacularly That's what they would say.
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Meinberg posted:Also, I just want to point out that the Overture is literally horror movie soundtrack music. The first thing it reminded me was the opening of Clockwork Orange.
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The CIA devoting a billion dollars to an anticommunist psyop that ultimately just produced Cats (2019) is the most CIA loving thing. Just imagine a shadowy boardroom with a bunch of government agents sitting with Tom Hooper and watching Idris Elba cavorting around shirtless and Pete Buttigieg asking, "Can we make it a little less horny?" This is how Cats was made; I will not entertain any other theories.
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The movie is somehow too horny, and yet not horny enough.
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What's the porn parody of CATS gonna be called? SCAT?
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precision posted:What's the porn parody of CATS gonna be called? Cats
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Bogus Adventure posted:The movie is somehow too horny, and yet not horny enough. Every time two cats almost kiss and then awkwardly kind of cheek-nuzzle at the last second, it's paradoxically frustrating and relieving at the same time. The movie in general can't seem to decide whether the cats are metaphysically cats being portrayed by humans and adopting feline traits to enhance the illusion, cats with human-like characteristics in a magical realism setting or normal cats being viewed through an anthropomorphic fantasy lens for the viewer's, erm, "pleasure".
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precision posted:What's the porn parody of CATS gonna be called? Just duck the volume every time someone says 'c*t(s)'
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Oh man, Griddlebone's ears in so many of those shots are just floating in the air.
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duz posted:Oh man, Griddlebone's ears in so many of those shots are just floating in the air. I guess no one on set thought about how they would have to digitally add ears to a cat that wears a beret, they really shouldn't have done that.
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