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Apparently there's some real dark loving stories about his death going around though. Like after he was dead for a few hours some dudes sent down an order to keep him alive no matter what. At first they said they were keeping him alive with a machine (forget the specific name of the machine) that the hospital he was at didn't even have, so the medical community called their bluff, then they brought all the doctors in his hospital in to his room and forced them to perform CPR (again, a number of hours after his actual death), which is not kind to the body, so basically in the process of this all the doctors in his hospital were forced to perform CPR on his lifeless corpse until all the upper ribs were broken. God knows if it's true or not but this is the story going around among the Chinese medical community and supposedly comes from leaks from doctors at his hospital. Edit: also could account for the discrepancies for a number of hours from various sources around when he actually died.
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LimburgLimbo posted:Apparently there's some real dark loving stories about his death going around though. I mean, it's not hard to believe. That's the kind of thing that happens when political cadres have the ultimate word on everything imaginable, including health care. They could order a doctor to do literally anything and the doctor would have to do it, immediately. How scary is that thought, that your care could be completely taken out of your doctor's hands for political reasons? Not hard to believe the doctors involved would be angry and leak some information either, I mean it's outrageous. It may be false, I don't know, but it's quite easy to picture Play fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Feb 7, 2020 |
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They say the doctor is still performing CPR to this day. After an insane order like that how would you even report back that yeah, he is super dead.
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Feb 7, 2020 18:35
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"Boss, I'm afraid he died." "That's not allowed. I am ordering you that he live."
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Feb 7, 2020 18:37
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"We've already cremated him." "Just add water."
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Feb 7, 2020 18:40
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Just appoint a rando kid as the new Panchen doctor and move on.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Just appoint a rando kid as the new Panchen doctor and move on. oy
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Waltzing Along posted:"We've already cremated him." Not shitposting I literally dreamt this scenario 2 nights ago. So I think this is definitely what happened.
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Your flight cannot land, safety critical issue on tarmac : hurt feelings https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/australians-head-for-darwin-quarantine-christmas-island-full-20200207-p53ysc.html
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Mozi posted:"Boss, I'm afraid he died." oohhboy posted:They say the doctor is still performing CPR to this day. Waltzing Along posted:"We've already cremated him." There is sadly precedent for doing something very much like this but way worse   https://icantbelieveitsnonfiction.com/2018/02/14/hisashi-ouchi-and-masato-shinohara/
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Waltzing Along posted:"We've already cremated him." "We want him to recover, so make sure it's hot."
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I tried to find a still from the West era Batman where they re-hydrate the world leaders but failed. Imagine I posted it.
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sticksy posted:There is sadly precedent for doing something very much like this but way worse “Boy I sure hope it’s not the Ouchi story” *clicks*
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Mozi posted:Oh yeah for sure. It's tragic and he's a clear symbol of how the government failed the people. Whether or not he's forgotten will depend on how things go from here; there are some indications that the spread may be slowing but given the uncertainty only more time will tell for sure. If it's not slowing and the effects both heath and economic continue to worsen then it could be the beginning of a larger movement, possibly. (Probably not but I'd be happy to be surprised.) They treated him with TCM.
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Blistex posted:They treated him with TCM.
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sticksy posted:There is sadly precedent for doing something very much like this but way worse JFC that's worse than fictional horror movie deaths.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Just appoint a rando kid as the new Panchen doctor and move on. That's some high level chinathread posting there
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Ouchi, indeed.
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If it's true that you aren't really dead until someone speaks your name for the last time, that Ouchi dude will be kept alive by these forums forever.
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I think people mentioned in the Chernobyl thread that not all those pics are of him. Like the one that’s basically just meat hanging on a bed is someone else that actually survived whatever the gently caress was going on there.
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I opted to check Wikipedia for this guys story instead of clicking that link and it's sounding increasingly like that was a smart move
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When someone says NMS, believe them.
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Always multiply the number of NMS tags by the years since their reg date.
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Blistex posted:They treated him with TCM. Traditional Chinese Machinegunning.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Traditional Chinese Machinegunning. Turner Classic Movies. They tried to cure him with an Ingrid Bergman marathon.
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Romes128 posted:I think people mentioned in the Chernobyl thread that not all those pics are of him. Like the one that’s basically just meat hanging on a bed is someone else that actually survived whatever the gently caress was going on there. What the Christ how is that even possible you can see his leg bone!!
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The human body can go through some serious trauma. We evolved in a world that wants to gently caress us up at every turn.
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whats the point of doing that on the elevator when the damage is already done
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When xenophobia, misinformation and capitalism combine ... That's Australian made.
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Classic Harvey Norman, can't wait till Old Mrs Bing Lee finally kills him.
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If Jorp can’t find a mate he will turn into a lobster
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This company and its geriatric-enabled borrowed time cannot die fast enough
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BrigadierSensible posted:When xenophobia, misinformation and capitalism combine ... FTFY
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https://twitter.com/alanwongw/status/1225777055024869376 The exclamation points in the translation were in the original document. Pharohman777 fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Feb 8, 2020 |
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I hope the words "Can you do that?" become so recurring the CCP tries to ban them from any online discourse. I hope "Can you do that?" graffitis pop up everywhere. "Can you do that?" should follow every criticism of the Chinese government onwards. "Maybe acting on the actual problems instead of trying to save face would be more helpful... can you do that?"
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