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I have a nice fitting M2 mask for home projects which I assume is completely useless for moisture-born pathogens like wuhanavirus
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Trainee PornStar posted:wait... what? is that actually true, you can catch a disease by smelling a fart? I was just joking but it's probably possible in the right circumstances, ncov can be found in feces so if an infected person isn't wearing pants and rips one in your face then you'll probably be infected
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:a bunch of stupid bullshit - take it or leave it - We're going to leave it and you should stop talking about poo poo that you can't verify in a thread that's already got people scared you enormous loving twit.
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QuarkJets posted:I was just joking but it's probably possible in the right circumstances, ncov can be found in feces so if an infected person isn't wearing pants and rips one in your face then you'll probably be infected Also pinkeye
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more like stinkeye lol
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QuarkJets posted:I was just joking but it's probably possible in the right circumstances, ncov can be found in feces so if an infected person isn't wearing pants and rips one in your face then you'll probably be infected Phew.. not likely to be having any chinese guys doing 'cakefart' on my face in the near future so guess im cool lol (btw i did get your were joking)
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poty posted:I don't wanna see one goddamned pangolin alive anywhere on Earth by the end of the weekend typical human. you have tasted but a tiny fraction of our pangolin power and already you're coming back for more. we have enough mutated viruses stored up to exterminate all humans on earth, so think hard before you do something stupid sincx posted:Those people stuck in the interior rooms on the Diamind Princess can only go outside for 30 minutes once every 3 days. That's worse than most prisons. that's loving hellish. the whole point of a cruise ship room is just to have a place to go back to at the end of the day. they're really small and not great at all for hanging out in. that might make me go legit insane and start smearing my own poo poo all over the boat until someone frees me
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81 new deaths. 699 total now.
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Who the gently caress would ever voluntarily go on a cruise under normal conditions, let alone during a global health crisis.
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Books On Tape posted:Who the gently caress would ever voluntarily go on a cruise under normal conditions, let alone during a global health crisis. I've been on two cruises, and they were both free. So there's your answer
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still having trouble finding teh funneh w this virus. it only makes*some* people poo poo themselves. v disappointing, comedy wise
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slap me and kiss me posted:81 new deaths. 699 total now. nice
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i guess yhe bat angle is kind of funny. be funnier if you got it from loving a bat instead of from eating one
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if you can get it from eating a bat there's a good chance you can also get it from loving one. can't rule it out
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Books On Tape posted:Who the gently caress would ever voluntarily go on a cruise under normal conditions, let alone during a global health crisis. Mods cruise. I've been sick for about a month now and got better briefly before getting again. I went to the doctor and the receptionists were talking about how you can't trust Asians to tell the truth about where they've been because they don't want to get sent to Christmas Island which would be fair enough if it was a) true and b) not racist af.
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just spitballing here but batman probably has coronavirus, and you know who definitely has 2019-nCoV? chinese batman
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poverty goat posted:if you can get it from eating a bat there's a good chance you can also get it from loving one. can't rule it out research needed
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brb sucking a bat's dick for science
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Can someone link some deece n95 or whatever’s for me.
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Burt Sexual posted:Can someone link some deece n95 or whatever’s for me.  https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B013SIIBFQ/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_6?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&psc=1 Dont forget goggles so the spores can't go into your eyes. 
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Just get a gimp mask, they are just as good
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poverty goat posted:if you can get it from eating a bat there's a good chance you can also get it from loving one. can't rule it out but im batman  thats what i do, gently caress bats
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Books On Tape posted:Who the gently caress would ever voluntarily go on a cruise under normal conditions, let alone during a global health crisis. I’m v old
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:We're going to leave it and you should stop talking about poo poo that you can't verify in a thread that's already got people scared you enormous loving twit. Okay if he's wrong he caused people unnecessary stress. If he's right well that's bad but maybe you'll have prepared more because of it. Sorry if he might have scared you, it's okay he could be making everything up! Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Feb 8, 2020 |
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Play posted:but im batman wrong. batman is what happens when a lady fucks a bat and she gets pregnant. batman himself is infertile
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cda posted:wrong. batman is what happens when a lady fucks a bat and she gets pregnant. batman himself is infertile *scoffs* i think i know what a batman is, friend
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Dog Toothbrush posted:Ummm you might wanna get that PAPR checked because it ain’t doing poo poo if you can smell your own farts But then what would be the point of posting?
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cda posted:i guess yhe bat angle is kind of funny. be funnier if you got it from loving a bat instead of from eating one Latest theory is it came from pangolins, which is even funnier arguably
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 this is pangolinman. we should probably have a good hard look at this character as the potential mastermind
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Burt Sexual posted:You’ve got to be kidding Are you still going on that cruise? Cause a mask will definitely not help you
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:they have cute ones on amazon, and also ahego ones Get the latter to ensure that everyone gives you space
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Personally I'd be staying the gently caress away from any form of international travel for a few months, maybe even through the year to 2021 but you do you Burt. Thar goes my trip to Cuba that I didn't even plan yet 
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Don't pangolins also carry leprosy, or was that some other similar animal?
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Armadillos I think
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Nurge posted:Don't pangolins also carry leprosy, or was that some other similar animal? You're probably thinking of armadillos.
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Books On Tape posted:Who the gently caress would ever voluntarily go on a cruise under normal conditions, let alone during a global health crisis. Cheaper than hotel rooms per night, get to see lots of new places each day, food is decent if free, and really good if you pay the $20/head 'premium dining fee', booze is easy, just get shithammered in port and walk back to the boat, and there are tons of single 40 somethings for you to indulge in your quest for sea clam or sea cucumber. Everyone has a room to gently caress in, so none of the 'my place/your place' poo poo. Plus you get to listen to a lot of racist entitled olds talking about grand-kids and telling stores from the war. For the price of listening, you can hear some truly hosed up poo poo they went through, then go gently caress their 40 year old single daughter they brought along with them. 6/10, fun in small doses. Bring condoms, they're like $12 a piece at the C-store onboard.
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