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Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Mystic Mongol posted:

Wait, what, why, what, why

Seriously it seems like that would be much harder to code.

He's an idiot.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 01:55

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 09:40

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

He's an idiot.

certainly one valid take :colbert:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:00

Boron_the_Moron: Apr 28, 2013

Do Not Fear Jazz posted:

He's an idiot.

Speaking from experience.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:16

Aesculus: Mar 22, 2013

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:35

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

strange that he would have such a... what's the word... diarrhea take

# ? Feb 8, 2020 02:45

Literally Esoteric: Jun 13, 2012; One final, furious struggle...then a howl of victory

I thought :Alex: was a nazi-apologist who lacked the spine to say "I don't need their money, I want my game to be decent."

I didn't realize he was literally, actually, just loving too stupid to perceive events.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 03:14

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

I�m glad I was here to watch the P&W equivalent of goons losing delve happen. Here�s hoping we find another game to sack soon!

# ? Feb 8, 2020 03:27

Vic: Nov 26, 2009; malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

edit: this happens so rarely it's also a non-issue

# ? Feb 8, 2020 03:43

Fajita Queen: Jun 21, 2012

He's now also pretending we doxxed him, and completely purged like a third of the alliance members from the game and forums.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 03:48

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:08

Vic: Nov 26, 2009; malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

Should I create a pnw account? Please discord me.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:28

fart store: Jul 6, 2018; probably nobody knows
im the fattest man
maybe nobody even
people have told me
and its not me saying this
my gut
my ass
its huge
my whole body
and i have been told
did you know this
not many know this
im gonna let you in on this
some say
[inhale loudly]
im the hugest one.
many people dont know that

Pnw Penis N Weenie

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:33

Goast: Jul 23, 2011; by VideoGames

Vic posted:

Should I create a pnw account? Please discord me.

no its not worth it at this point tbh

# ? Feb 8, 2020 04:34

fuzzy_logic: May 2, 2009; unfortunately hideous and irreverislbe

So many stories never made it to the thread because of opsec though, we can have storytime :allears:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 05:08

Galaga Galaxian: Apr 23, 2009; What a childish tactic!
Don't you think you should put more thought into your battleplan?!

Yeah, when will DNFJ write his memoirs?

# ? Feb 8, 2020 05:21

micron: Nov 15, 2005

I never got my iron dome, gently caress goons

# ? Feb 8, 2020 05:26

dragonshardz: May 2, 2017

Mystic Mongol posted:

Wait, what, why, what, why

Seriously it seems like that would be much harder to code.

Well you see, using the unique ID that every alliance has when coding stuff to interact with it would make too much sense, so obviously we're going to interact with alliances by their tag instead.

Also the fact that he's whining about his ~~personal info~~ when he uses the same loving username for everything EVERYWHERE, it's his REAL NAME, and he's posted more than one photo OF HIMSELF on a website HE OWNS and his company name is liberally splashed ALL OVER the poo poo he's thrown together...

I'm still dying of laughter! Dude has made ZERO effort to anonymize himself online.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 06:06

Oglogoth: May 16, 2010; Daaaaarling~

So this is how it ends...not with a bang, but with a !getbank

# ? Feb 8, 2020 06:54

Lux Anima: Apr 17, 2016; Dinosaur Gum

Oglogoth posted:

So this is how it ends...not with a bang, but with a !getbank

And the Admin saying, "I can undo that known issue in how banks are coded and I can undo those faulty transactions, but i won't."

# ? Feb 8, 2020 07:40

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

This is the same admin who returned a bank from a pedo-friendly alliance when a disgruntled member took all their poo poo and deleted it.

Also lol at Alex getting banned from every app store and his impotent legal threats for all the reviews of this company simply stating what his actions were.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:50

Deadmeat5150: Nov 21, 2005; OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN

I really hope Jazz lets us talk about some of the opsec hilarity here once it gets scrubbed.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:57

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

Also lol

https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/yellowstone-digital-media-billings

# ? Feb 8, 2020 08:59

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS HOW TO PROGRAM IN PHP AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MISTAKES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, ALEX. I DO EVERY MISTAKE AND I DO EVERY MISTAKE HARD. MAKING WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I STORE NUMBERS AS STRINGS OR EVEN WHEN I CODE BAD TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ADMIN THE STATES MOST INEPT FORUM. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN THE LASER TAG ZONE AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN LASER TAG ZONE CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE FUNCTIONS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng

# ? Feb 8, 2020 09:16

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I got to ban Jazz from Bird Weed, so I'd say it was all worth it :unsmith:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 12:36

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

Deadmeat5150 posted:

I really hope Jazz lets us talk about some of the opsec hilarity here once it gets scrubbed.

We absolutely can at this point. Someone post Milton.txt

# ? Feb 8, 2020 13:48

Goast: Jul 23, 2011; by VideoGames

alex where are my receipts for my "donations" ill sue you

# ? Feb 8, 2020 14:07

Libluini: May 18, 2012; I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...; Grimey Drawer

Aesculus posted:

This is so utterly bizarre. :psyduck:

I guess poo poo like this is what you should expect from a game made by a single person

# ? Feb 8, 2020 14:16

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 14:51

HallelujahLee: May 3, 2009

Im going to continue burning this to the ground till i get banned or bored.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 15:47

Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

Bombing our worthless allies in Camelot and then deleting :madmax:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 16:16

w00tles: Feb 8, 2006

I couldn't have gone in any better way.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 17:14

corgski: Feb 6, 2007; Silly goose, you're here forever.

Poetic.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 17:15

jumba: Sep 6, 2004; Hang in there!; Fun Shoe

The moment GOONS won the game:

# ? Feb 8, 2020 17:29

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

w00tles posted:

I couldn't have gone in any better way.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 17:58

Sassy Sasquatch: Feb 28, 2013

I blockaded the guy immediately but apparently that doesn't matter for alliance bank transfers because reasons. :iiam:

He wasn't persuaded by my hard hitting negotiation tactics either:

(read from bottom to top)

# ? Feb 8, 2020 19:26

The French Army: Mar 28, 2013; Honneur et Patrie

So given the lovely coding for alliance banks as has been established earlier in the thread, could we start making fake duplicate alliances and exploit the garbage coding to steal their poo poo?

# ? Feb 8, 2020 20:20

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Aesculus posted:

Alex is the worst at coding.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 20:41

Astryl: Feb 1, 2005; "15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

The French Army posted:

So given the lovely coding for alliance banks as has been established earlier in the thread, could we start making fake duplicate alliances and exploit the garbage coding to steal their poo poo?

We could remake old alliances and use that to steal poo poo if those alliances are 1. still in his database and 2. got deleted, disbanded, etc with contents.

# ? Feb 8, 2020 22:03

Richter Scabies: Dec 30, 2012

So is this like the gif of the old man making his computer disappear because he threw the "my computer" icon in the trash?

# ? Feb 8, 2020 23:29

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Butter Activities: May 4, 2018

Like the guy who lost his Bitcoin hard drive lmao

# ? Feb 9, 2020 04:55

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