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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Algund Eenboom posted:

Michael Jackson and Brett ratner threw water balloons at a homeless man



edit: I'm so proud of this snipe

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Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
VR tried to talk me into working for State Dept :(

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
that's wet

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
brett ratner is a pedophile btw

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

paul_soccer12 posted:

brett ratner is a pedophile btw

Seriouspost: I can't imagine anyone with the first name Brett not being one.

Eleanor Pwnsevelt
Dec 25, 2003

Tulip posted:

And then they placed an exceptionally gross mall right there.

reminds me of when Bush said this one month after 9/11

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4552776/user-clip-bush-shopping-quote

and 3 years into the Iraq War

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4542973/user-clip-bush-shopping

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010
Pete buttigieg went to Somaliland to visit tribal leaders for a one day "vacation" and wrote a failing NYTimes op Ed about it in 2008

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
Party Unity, My rear end lol

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
hillaryis44

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
"health of the mother" with literal airquotes

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
mccain suspending his campaign to deal with the financial crash by uhhhh not campiagning for a week?

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
an unrepentant Ralph Nader

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
My only memory of Bob Dole is Norm Macdonald talking about peanut butter on SNL

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Bob Dole did commercials for Viagra.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
bob dole: "bob dole"

A124!
Jun 28, 2009
Hamilton electors

The epic plan to persuade some of Trump’s pledged electoral college delegates to vote for some else, two defected from Trump and eight tried to defect from Clinton but only 5 did.

Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, and the Colin Powell/Susan Collins dream ticket all ended up with electoral college votes.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
w. bush telling clinton "well that was some weird poo poo" in response to trump's insane inauguration speech

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

w. bush telling clinton "well that was some weird poo poo" in response to trump's insane inauguration speech

emptyquote because lol

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
https://twitter.com/djpalardy/status/689138124514013186

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
David Brooks making his new wife change her first name

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Is our children learning?

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Alyssa Milano's sex strike

Kevos Setzer
Dec 1, 2004

I can transform, right?

I am now laid out on the floor twitching. I had pushed that drat thing out of my mind and it all came roaring back.

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015

cool dance moves posted:

Alyssa Milano's sex strike

lmao, it's such a weird compound centrist lib-brained/internalized misogyny thing to think "hmmmm, evil men are doing bad things, but they'll stop doing evil things and be good forever if it gets them laid!"

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
i mean it's basically Lysistrata which was a broad comedy. insert all puns here

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the editor of Mother Jones magazine.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
That one Twitter thread exonerating Eric Swalwell by showing all the on-air farting Chris Matthews did over the years.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
wait what plz link

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

mooyashi posted:

wait what plz link
https://twitter.com/AaronBurdette/status/1196640607801733120?s=20

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
that cannot be real

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
is his butt miced? that is some foley artist poo poo

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
Remember the balloon boy farting on CNN immediately after doxing his father lol

Prince Myshkin
Jun 17, 2018

mooyashi posted:

"health of the mother" with literal airquotes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43UFiboINQc

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Inceltown posted:

Sounds like it was £100

You have a promising future in machine learning.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Have the forums just started adding "Sources close to" to quotes in CSPAM?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

mooyashi posted:

"health of the mother" with literal airquotes

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
I don’t know how to pronounce “buttigieg” so I hope he doesn’t get the Dem nomination.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
he focus grouped the pronunciation of his name and changed it, twice. call him whatever you like so long as it is at least vaguely insulting.

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

paul_soccer12 posted:

Remember the balloon boy farting on CNN immediately after doxing his father lol

Puking, I believe?

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