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what the hell they remade monopoly peanut for pedophiles?
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Feb 3, 2020 20:15
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We've fallen so far from his light. This guy: 
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Feb 3, 2020 20:17
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Captain Hygiene posted:*bursts from the grave after three days* OH YEAAAH! Well, he is King of the Juice
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Feb 4, 2020 01:13
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1redflag posted:Well, he is King of the Juice 
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Feb 4, 2020 02:58
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Pick posted:what the hell they remade monopoly peanut for pedophiles? List of people who like babies: 1. Pedophiles 2. Nope, just pedophiles
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Feb 4, 2020 03:48
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The Bloop posted:List of people who like babies: Then why does the entire internet love Baby Yoda.....oh my god...............
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Feb 4, 2020 04:04
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The Bloop posted:List of people who like babies: I love babies and I have only had sex with a lady older than 18. Babies are so warm and soft and cuddly. And they love me. Parents will hand their babies to me and I will stop their crying. My MiL hates me for this ability.
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Feb 4, 2020 04:33
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1redflag posted:Well, he is King of the Juice 
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Feb 4, 2020 06:14
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Splicer posted:The baby nut lol and baby nut memes accounts are now suspended. Were they really official? https://twitter.com/glowybones/status/1224241203874385920
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Feb 4, 2020 08:21
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I don't see why getting your own accounts suspended is a worrying thing for a company to be able to do? Like you could just get yourself suspended if you really wanted.
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Feb 4, 2020 12:44
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The tweeter is wrong about that part because it’s easy for anyone to do. People unwittingly do it all the time when they change the profile’s date of birth to something less than thirteen years in the past. It’s not worrying, but it is funny.
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Feb 4, 2020 13:44
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Annabel Pee posted:I don't see why getting your own accounts suspended is a worrying thing for a company to be able to do? Like you could just get yourself suspended if you really wanted. Presumably these accounts didn’t belong to the company
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Feb 4, 2020 13:52
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Kit Walker posted:Presumably these accounts didn’t belong to the company the image itself theorizes that planters setup these campaigns to astro-turf interest in the baby nut, retweeted the memes, then shuttered the account to prevent copycat meme pages from using those names.
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Feb 4, 2020 16:48
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From the comments: According to this article, at least, they were shut down by Twitter because they were obvious sock puppet accounts.
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Feb 4, 2020 18:47
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 Now blended with Milk Plus to get you ready for some of that old ultra-violence. It's extra stupid because none of those ingredients are oranges either, and judging by the list the color of the smoothie would be purplish.
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Feb 8, 2020 16:04
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Beachcomber posted:I love babies and I have only had sex with a lady older than 18. Babies are so warm and soft and cuddly. And they love me. Parents will hand their babies to me and I will stop their crying. My MiL hates me for this ability. Lol, look at this loser who didn't have sex in high school Or alternatively, very sorry you only had sex with pedophiles in high school
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Feb 8, 2020 16:12
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Ralph Crammed In posted:
Remember, remember The wortel and gember The selderij, appel and biet I never will tire of lucuma, papaya In my strangely-named "orange" smoothie treat.
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Feb 8, 2020 16:13
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I thought "clockwork orange" was some sort of slang for an unnatural thing that didn't make sense, which is why Burgess used it for a title. An orange drink that contains no oranges and is in fact pink would seem a very clockwork orange.
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Feb 8, 2020 17:58
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mandatory lesbian posted:Lol, look at this loser who didn't have sex in high school I don't have a pen, but I assure you it's 10:20am and it's a lovely 68°/21°c and they make the finest pina coladas I've ever had at the Monkey Business bar in Cabo San Lucas. They use real fruit instead of mix.  Their social media is a disaster, though.
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Feb 8, 2020 18:29
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Brawnfire posted:Remember, remember Holy poo poo
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Feb 8, 2020 18:51
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ToxicSlurpee posted:That sort of thing is done algorithmically and computers are stupid. Pandora used to apparently think that I was Mexican as for like two years my adverts were all in Spanish. Now, I do speak some Spanish but I am by no means fully fluent nor even adjacent to being Mexican. u learned spanish through the ads? very cool
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Feb 8, 2020 18:55
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802.11weed posted:u learned spanish through the ads? very cool Yes, but disappointingly the ads did not make him more Mexican-adjacent, as was the stated goal.
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Feb 8, 2020 19:22
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Brawnfire posted:Remember, remember This is very impressive.
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Feb 8, 2020 21:58
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Haha thanks, I'm honestly not sure why I wrote that. Something about those words seemed so... rhythmic.
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Feb 9, 2020 03:54
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Ralph Crammed In posted:
It's cause the Dutch are a weird people.
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Feb 9, 2020 16:23
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I dunno about the rest of y'all, but lately I keep getting these disgusting ads about earwax removal. No idea why, I haven't Googled or used Gmail for anything remotely resembling that, I never actually talk on my phone, and don't have Alexa or anything like that. I just got one on Wunderground, the weather site I trust. I get them on a stupid webcomic I read daily, too. I'm used to getting the occasional icky ad if I go over to WebMD or something, but lately they just keep showing up everywhere, ime. Nothing shy of lotustit.jpg will make me click "back" faster than these images of peanut-butter-like goop coming out of an ear. So not only are they not getting me to even spare a glance at their services (whatever the hell they are), they're making me want to install every ad-blocker under the sun. How is that possibly good marketing?
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Feb 9, 2020 16:42
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A lot of people enjoy earwax removal and pimple popping videos.
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Feb 9, 2020 16:52
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The MSJ posted:A lot of people enjoy earwax removal and pimple popping videos. It's the closest some of us will ever come to expunging evil. It is modern day exorcism.
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Feb 9, 2020 16:58
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I wonder if I could make a few bucks if I filmed myself removing tonsiloths.
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Feb 9, 2020 17:22
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There are already a lot of those, as well as removing ingrown toenails and a lot of other stuff involving draining pus, like failed synthol implants.
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Feb 9, 2020 17:27
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The MSJ posted:A lot of people enjoy earwax removal and pimple popping videos. Oh, I know, I'm familiar with the phenomenon. If that's what someone digs, go forth and watch all the videos you want. I ain't judging. But this is like... I dunno. How would you like to be driving to work first thing in the morning and suddenly there's a billboard ad for tampons showing a pair of panties full of clotting blood? Or an ad for IBS meds that have a picture of Tubgirl? That's what these ads feel like for me. It's one thing to seek out the gross stuff at your leisure; it's another to check "is it gonna rain today?" or "I wonder what this humorous character is up to today!" and as you scroll down, get blasted with someone scooping Vegemite out of their ear. (plus, seriously, if my ears looked like that, I'd be going to the doctor and getting them professionally flushed; I'm sure the ads are probably for some quack poo poo like candling)
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Feb 9, 2020 18:19
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JacquelineDempsey posted:I dunno about the rest of y'all, but lately I keep getting these disgusting ads about earwax removal. No idea why, I haven't Googled or used Gmail for anything remotely resembling that, I never actually talk on my phone, and don't have Alexa or anything like that. I just got one on Wunderground, the weather site I trust. I get them on a stupid webcomic I read daily, too. I'm used to getting the occasional icky ad if I go over to WebMD or something, but lately they just keep showing up everywhere, ime. I use a fresh browser pretty often at work, and the amount of earwax/pimple ads on some news sites is just insane. It definitely goes in cycles too, like I instantly know I'm in for a week of this cyst video trying to lure me in if I can't get an adblocker working on it.
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Feb 9, 2020 18:59
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Captain Hygiene posted:I use a fresh browser pretty often at work, and the amount of earwax/pimple ads on some news sites is just insane. It definitely goes in cycles too, like I instantly know I'm in for a week of this cyst video trying to lure me in if I can't get an adblocker working on it. Thank you, so it's not just me! That's mostly what I was asking for, with a side dish of "wtf? how is this good marketing?"
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Feb 9, 2020 22:33
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I keep on getting ads for civilian versions of APCs for some reason.
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Feb 10, 2020 05:07
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Facebook keeps serving me up ads for the GameBoy release of Pokemon Blue, a GameCube bundle with Pokemon Stadium XD, and profoundly unholy sex toys
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Feb 10, 2020 05:19
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:profoundly unholy sex toys Those must be the best kind
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Feb 10, 2020 05:22
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i'm not putting anything from walmart inside of or even adjacent to, my boiholes
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Feb 10, 2020 05:25
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I looked up a book by Kanae Minato and started getting ads for underage incest manga 
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Feb 10, 2020 05:32
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artsy fartsy posted:I looked up a book by Kanae Minato and started getting ads for underage incest manga Strange, she's not even from Chiba. e: Chiba has a problem
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It's like the early days of internet advertising when ads that weren't flat out scams would be for the most random products. There isn't actually any plan, they just throw whatever ads people pay for on whatever sites don't actively refuse them. Internet advertising has basically been relentlessly making GBS threads where it eats since day zero.
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