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Yes 106 15.84%
No 117 17.49%
Goku 446 66.67%
Total: 669 votes
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Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




well

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




:saddowns:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



oh hey look a new, untainted page

https://i.imgur.com/NdIRRVl.mp4

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

BrianBoitano posted:

oh hey look a new, untainted page

https://i.imgur.com/NdIRRVl.mp4

Smarter than my kid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0zjInGbYM

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Oh man, I always felt like a jerk when I was filming something cute and my daughter would just eat poo poo and start screaming

Which was pretty much most of the time

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!


Seems like a clear case of insurance fraud.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Bit of local Schadenfreude.

Annual Bacon and Bourbon celebration draws in visitors from multiple states. This year, the organizers somehow failed to secure the liquor license for the event and only announced that the event has been postponed to a later date a full 3 hours before it was supposed to begin.

https://twitter.com/bennettjnb/status/1226302852227792897

Facebook comments for the event are flooded with people mentioning it's too late to get refunds on the hotels they booked for the event.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Yikes... That's messy.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Sounds like a great way to make sure next year's turnout is a mausoleum.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Serephina posted:

Sounds like a great way to make sure next year's turnout is a mausoleum.

Good, more bacon & bourbon for me

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Every time I get off a treadmill at the gym I turn 90* and let it throw me off, landing on my forward foot like a boss. Of course I do this immediately after hitting the STOP button so it's slowing down, not running at 10mph like it appears here.


verbal enema posted:

My Giant Daughter Gives Me A Shame Boner

There's a good Chuck Tingle title parody in there somewhere...

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

BrianBoitano posted:

oh hey look a new, untainted page

https://i.imgur.com/NdIRRVl.mp4

This is not schad, this is cute as hell. And I'm cool with it.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

BrianBoitano posted:

oh hey look a new, untainted page

https://i.imgur.com/NdIRRVl.mp4

As a parent I'm legit amazed he didn't cry at any point through this. The first spill would be 50/50 for most kids but that slip with both cups would be a major fit for like 99% of kids.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Last time I saw that particular video someone mentioned how basically its the parent prompting it all, ie its semi-staged. Which... kinda puts it in a dark place, parents doing that poo poo for views.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Takes No Damage posted:

Every time I get off a treadmill at the gym I turn 90* and let it throw me off, landing on my forward foot like a boss. Of course I do this immediately after hitting the STOP button so it's slowing down, not running at 10mph like it appears here.



There's a good Chuck Tingle title parody in there somewhere...

Pounded In The Brain By My Daughter’s Russian Rehab Plan

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Q: What has two arms, can’t talk, and crawls all over?

A: ______a lobster

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
So that Jordon Peterson meat diet, do they literally not eat plants at all? Like no onions, no peppers, no seasoning? Just plain meat?

e for content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-ttVF_da4

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Headline: "I did a bad thing and I am sorry."

Article: "I am being unfairly persecuted by bullies."

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

I hear you're a transphobe now, father. How'd you get interested in that sort of thing?

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Beartaco posted:

So that Jordon Peterson meat diet, do they literally not eat plants at all? Like no onions, no peppers, no seasoning? Just plain meat?

e for content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v-ttVF_da4

Correct, they only specifically eat beef as Jorp claims a bad reaction to anything else. They also think cigars and grain alcohol are okay though.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Shut up Meg posted:

Headline: "I did a bad thing and I am sorry."

Article: "I am being unfairly persecuted by bullies."

I don't think the headline implies that he's sorry in any way, it sounds more like ridiculing the "trans lobby" to me.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

This remains one of the funniest videos I've ever seen, and one of the weirdest kitchens I've ever seen.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Serephina posted:

Last time I saw that particular video someone mentioned how basically its the parent prompting it all, ie its semi-staged. Which... kinda puts it in a dark place, parents doing that poo poo for views.

Worst case: the patent is prompting the kid to get views.

Best case: the parent isn't prompting them and they're blithely letting him poo poo up their house while they record it.

As a father of a toddler, I can't help but scream internally at this, DON'T LET HIM DO IT HE'S TRACKING STICKY poo poo EVERYWHERE NOW OH GOD THAT poo poo IS GETTING UNDER THINGS THIS IS HOW YOU GET ANTS

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

gschmidl posted:

I don't think the headline implies that he's sorry in any way, it sounds more like ridiculing the "trans lobby" to me.

Yeah, it all comes across as mocking to me. "Ooh, look at the silly trans folks and their sacred cow of not wanting to be misgendered!"

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Apprentice Dick posted:

Correct, they only specifically eat beef as Jorp claims a bad reaction to anything else.

That in itself is probably a self-fulfilling prophecy, in that by now his body likely lacks the ability to process anything else. Kinda like how if a vegetarian decides to reintroduce meat into their diet, if they’ve practiced vegetarianism for long enough they can’t just suddenly go out and eat a giant steak. You’ve gotta reintroduce the new food slowly and give your body a chance to get used to it.

That being said, I like steak and burgers as much as the next goon, but I can’t get my head around eating absolutely nothing but beef. Nutritional issues aside, I gotta imagine it would get insanely boring.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

https://youtu.be/iFZMhe1WeCQ

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I misread the trans thing as trains and was wondering how you could sin against them. No longer the sacrifices to the train tracks maybe?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Well, now I'm imagining Thomas and co. With a big "trains rights" sign.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Elfface posted:

Well, now I'm imagining Thomas and co. With a big "trains rights" sign.

But then there would be Train Exclusionary Radical Ferrymen and that's just weird.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Apprentice Dick posted:

Correct, they only specifically eat beef as Jorp claims a bad reaction to anything else. They also think cigars and grain alcohol and antidepressants are okay though.

It seems he ate all the benzo and is now (even more) brain damaged in a hospital in Russia.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

gschmidl posted:

I don't think the headline implies that he's sorry in any way, it sounds more like ridiculing the "trans lobby" to me.

Tin Can Hit Man posted:

Yeah, it all comes across as mocking to me. "Ooh, look at the silly trans folks and their sacred cow of not wanting to be misgendered!"

“Forgive me father, for I have sinned” is what you say when you first begin your confession, in a Catholic church. You then confess your sins and ask for forgiveness.
Which contrasts heavily with the text where he can't see that he's done anything wrong at all.

It only works as sarcasm, and sarcasm almost never works in text.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/F0wRWDY.mp4

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Shut up Meg posted:

“Forgive me father, for I have sinned” is what you say when you first begin your confession, in a Catholic church. You then confess your sins and ask for forgiveness.
Which contrasts heavily with the text where he can't see that he's done anything wrong at all.

It only works as sarcasm, and sarcasm almost never works in text.

You gotta be a real dumbass to read "Trans lobby" and think it is sincere apology.

Sherry Bahm
Jul 30, 2003

filled with dolphins

Samuringa posted:

You gotta be a real dumbass to read "Trans lobby" and think it is sincere apology.

Believe it or not, there actually are groups of trans people who willingly refer to themselves as such. And they are some of the most self-sabotaging groups out there.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/xiXawmU.mp4

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Wow that one has like a surreal quality to it lol. Dude just keeps sliding like he's on video game physics.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Tin Can Hit Man posted:

Believe it or not, there actually are groups of trans people who willingly refer to themselves as such. And they are some of the most self-sabotaging groups out there.

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