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Arbetor
Mar 28, 2010

Gonna play tasty.

Alaois posted:

marc trestman you fuckman if you just use quinton flowers as a wildcat guy im gonna destroy you

I wonder what percentage of people watching for Tampa right now are here only for Quinton Flowers? That's why I'm watching this.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

shyduck posted:

I like having an official solely for ball-spotting

I want that job because you could do it legally drunk.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Play posted:

What would really be funny is if it was actually completely scripted, complete with dramatic interludes where players confront one another and spotlights and weapons come down

The Guardians and the Dragons compete for the XFL championship... in HELL IN A CELL!

I’m here for Football Entertainment.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Arbetor posted:

I wonder what percentage of people watching for Tampa right now are here only for Quinton Flowers? That's why I'm watching this.

i was all ready to root for them until i saw Aaron loving Murray trotting out there as starting qb, then i remembered their coach is Marc Trestman and lost all confidence

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

I think it *could* succeed. There's room for a D league, so to speak. It will never even be 1 percent as big as the NFL but I think it could stick around if you have the right football and business people.

About that...

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

These crowds are actually into it.


How cheap is the booze?

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1226587924227067906

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

BGrifter posted:

The Guardians and the Dragons compete for the XFL championship... in HELL IN A CELL!

I’m here for Football Entertainment.

8-man elimination match. Last man left standing secures the #1 draft pick for his team.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

really queer Christmas posted:

These crowds are actually into it.


How cheap is the booze?

crowd reports from the DC game yesterday was that everyone was hammered out of their mind midway through the first quarter so

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

STAC Goat posted:

About that...

Yes, I know... but Vince is decrepit and almost dead. Probably.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Alaois posted:

marc trestman you fuckman if you just use quinton flowers as a wildcat guy im gonna destroy you

i guess you should pray for Murray sucking really bad. which is not out of the realm of possibility

QBs were changed frequently in the AAF due to injuries and poor play, so I'd be surprised if we didn't see him do more than handoffs eventually

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


yuck

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
So Tampa's uniforms are.....interesting.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

NICE FADE MURRAY

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Yes, I know... but Vince is decrepit and almost dead. Probably.

his mother is still alive

she's 98

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
"NFL Caliber Throw' is like a ten yard in breaking route

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

what a terrible throw lol

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
what a bad throw lmao

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Green vagina team just got owned.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

typical georgia bulldog crumbling in a big moment

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I know they're not on yet but Go St. Louis Whatevers because gently caress Stan Kroenke, thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Would have been hilarious if either had caught that after the multiple helmet bounces.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

that throw lmao

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

dear god

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

there's the matt mcgloin specialty blimp

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
ah I thought he was gonna make that grab for a second

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Yes, I know... but Vince is decrepit and almost dead. Probably.

Evil rich people don't die.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lmao why is jerry wearing 2 headsets

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

I wanna see an overtime today

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Vertical Lime posted:

his mother is still alive

she's 98

She should start a Holy poo poo Their Mom is Alive Club with John McCain's mom.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Is anyone else seeing the Vipers defensive line come across early on like every play?

also Darius Victor is a gnarly little tank

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

TwoStepBoog posted:

I wanna see an overtime today

What are the XFL overtime rules?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What are the XFL overtime rules?

shootout.
each team goes for a touchdown on the five yard line.
best out of five wins.

not best out of five. both teams do this five times.

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Been a while since I've seen the Oilers' logo. Houston really did just take it and slap a H on top of it.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

What are the XFL overtime rules?

The ball is placed on the 50 and all the players start at the 10, whoever gets the ball into the other endzone first wins.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

heavy breathing into the mic

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

TwoStepBoog posted:

shootout.
each team goes for a touchdown on the five yard line.
best out of five wins.

that sicks, its almost like a soccer overtime

I don't think he caught that, at least according to NFL rules. No football move

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

stop the game

the sky judge demands it

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
Xbox controller replay lol.

That's not a catch in the NFL.

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Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Stop breathing into the mic!

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