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bike tory posted:I hate to break it to you but dmx is not a socialist Now, hold on a moment. By my understanding, socialism is all about receiving free stuff, and I have it on good authority that X is gonna give it to me. https://i.imgur.com/fGTz7VP.mp4 SneezeOfTheDecade has a new favorite as of 15:03 on Feb 9, 2020 |
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poo poo, even the tornado warnings are  , talk about horny on main
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Data Graham posted:poo poo, even the tornado warnings are the look like a donger, and huge hail-balls.
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Thank CLINT FLICKER for decent kerning
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Where everyone's family what.
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Lobok posted:Where everyone's family what. How dare you mock the only restaurant on the planet to use apostrophes correctly 
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He's got them by the short and curly fries.
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Captain Hygiene posted:How dare you mock the only restaurant on the planet to use apostrophes correctly True, and for using quotes properly. Most places would be like Where "Everyone's" Family
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Lobok posted:True, and for using quotes properly. Most places would be like Ftfy
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that's Pornhub's tagline
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Cousin Pat reminds of our common humanity. He seeks to heal a broken world. I fail to see anything funny about Cousin Pat. Please explain yourself.
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gleebster posted:Cousin Pat reminds of our common humanity. He seeks to heal a broken world. I fail to see anything funny about Cousin Pat. Please explain yourself. pube grill
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That's sounds like it be would a very difficult pattern to shave.
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Beautiful
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Brute Hole Force posted:That's sounds like it be would a very difficult pattern to shave. Shave the pubes, glue pubes to diamonds glued to fake teeth.
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freeedr posted:pube grill You lean on a very weak reed for your humor.
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Talk, you sonovabitch! https://i.imgur.com/TDfBOjX.gifv
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Talk, you sonovabitch! 
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gleebster posted:You lean on a very weak reed for your humor. The payment for services well rendered is a crumpled one-dollar bill dropped in the doorway upon which is scrawled, in quite failing dry erase marker, 'PUB E GRILL BTICH!?'. Your mother smiles, dribbling goo, this note having somehow invaded the atrophied place in which she remembers humor living but has long since abandoned as something her son says she neither understands nor deserves. She gazes at the pinprick world through the peephole of the motel door, straining to see the contrails of the myriad possible lives that have passed her by, and she thinks of you. Her strong reed, unbent. Her compass. Her dear heart. She spits the stuff of life onto the colorless carpet and picks an errant filament from off her lip. "Heh, pube."
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biracial bear for uncut posted:Talk, you sonovabitch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdftbYqA_VQ
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I tried to convince a teen-aged co-worker that kiwi birds exist, and failed.
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Jerry Cotton posted:I tried to convince a teen-aged co-worker that kiwi birds exist, and failed. Then what did they think the fruit was named after?
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Jerry Cotton posted:I tried to convince a teen-aged co-worker that kiwi birds exist, and failed.  ???
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Jerry Cotton posted:I tried to convince a teen-aged co-worker that kiwi birds exist, and failed. Does he think all New Zealanders are blokes? The lad's mental!
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Kwyndig posted:Then what did they think the fruit was named after? Kiwis (the fruit) aren't even from New Zealand and no one even called them kiwis until New Zealand farmers were like: "Let's take this Chinese fruit and market the gently caress out of it." 
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Captain Splendid posted:Kiwis (the fruit) aren't even from New Zealand and no one even called them kiwis until New Zealand farmers were like: Everyone in Georgia knows the best peaches come from South Carolina
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