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CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
i feel their scale is definitely underselling the job

eiffel tower included, on the right



ed: birb tax

CGI Stardust fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Feb 10, 2020

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



goddamnedtwisto posted:

Brunel wasn't Abraham Darby, the Clifton and Prince Albert bridges (and the Maidenhead Viaduct for that matter) are some serious loving engineering that went way beyond what anyone thought was possible with the materials of the time. If you gave him access to modern computers and metallurgy he'd probably come up with some poo poo you wouldn't believe. Also his habit of going ridiculously over-budget would put him right up with all the "best" civil engineers in the world at the moment.

The one virtue I will credit the Victorians with is that they didn't give a gently caress about whether something was feasible, affordable, sane, or within the laws of engineering and, yes, physics itself.

This applied equally whether they wanted to overrun an entire continent of people and enslave and exploit them or build massive engineering and architectural projects, so it's hardly an unmitigated good, but we could probably do with at least a little bit more of it these days.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
How about a dynamic bridge? A structure that has just enough rigidity to support itself, but each section pumps up water from the Irish Sea and fires it down with enough thrust to support traffic?

It's no less realistic than any other proposal.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Guavanaut posted:

Like given all the poo poo that the EU dumped into the environment either through consumer capitalism or unintended consequences of their various regulations

i thought it was a referendum did it? not that the atlantic's any fresher for it ofc

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I can get hype for the bridge from and to nowhere

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What if, right, get this, we had... like a little section of bridge, enough to put some cars and people on, and then... it was really light, so it could float, and then we... moved the bit of bridge between the two places?

We could even make several of them, and they could potentially go other places than just the two ends of the bridge?

We could call it... the mobile bridge system?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



OwlFancier posted:

What if, right, get this, we had... like a little section of bridge, enough to put some cars and people on, and then... it was really light, so it could float, and then we... moved the bit of bridge between the two places?

We could even make several of them, and they could potentially go other places than just the two ends of the bridge?

We could call it... the mobile bridge system?

You’d have to be there at the right time, or book them, so:
Bridge on application transport system?

Standish
May 21, 2001

someone already wrote a book explaining the design and workings of the Boris Bridge

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Like uber for going on water.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

OwlFancier posted:

Like uber for going on water.

Unter

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

forkboy84 posted:

See, this is another argument for the bridge to the Mull of Kintyre: shorter, not having to go across an munitions & nuclear waste dump, & it'd give some long overdue spending on the road & transport infrastructure between that remote part of Scotland & civilisation. Make it a double bridge so it does rail & road, hell, make it a high speed train while you're at it. You could put in further bridges across Loch Fyne from Tarbert to Portvadie, then maybe from Tighnabruich to Bute, then you could hop from Bute to Great Cumbrae to Largs or from Bute back to the mainland at Knockdow and then another from Dunoon across to near Gourock.

I mean if we're fantasy-booking an infrastructure project that isn't going to happen at least end up with a positive like making it possible to ignore the Rest & Be Thankful for as many people as possible because it's a hellroad

Build it as a dyke and use it for tidal power. Admittedly we'd have to grind up an entire Hebrides or two to get enough material, but who's going to miss them?

Pablo Bluth
Sep 7, 2007

I've made a huge mistake.
What if we put a garden on it?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Love too trim the hedges on the boris hellbridge while it flails around in the middle of the irish sea.

800 JSA applicants a week die by being flung off the bridge. The conservatives increase their vote share by 10% in 2025.

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

Guavanaut posted:

How about a dynamic bridge? A structure that has just enough rigidity to support itself, but each section pumps up water from the Irish Sea and fires it down with enough thrust to support traffic?

It's no less realistic than any other proposal.

I'll give you the Springfield Boris Monorail!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDOI0cq6GZM

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Just build it out of hard light like the Forerunners did, what's the big issue?

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

We're gonna dig up Isambard Kingdom Brunel. He'll bridge the gently caress out of that gap.

nah we should ask elon musk to do it, if only to see how bad it could be

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Hobo posted:

Joined Labour (Bath, feel free to update the CLP list!) just before the election, and tonight I'm finally going to my first meeting... which happens to be the CLP nomination meeting.

Zero idea what to expect.

Bath, eh? As an NES goon, you're right next door. Bath CLP is large and well-funded despite coming in a constant third place to the Conservatives and Lib Dems, and might be a bit melty. There's no significant Momentum presence in the BANES area - there was a branch, but it kind of imploded, and Momentum never gets back to us when we try to get in contact about starting a new one.

Be sure to ask questions about Starmer's membership of the Trilateral Commission - it seems kind of odd that someone running for the leadership of a socialist mass movement should be on the 2019 membership list of an extremely exclusive group of extremely wealthy and influential people who are ideologically opposed to socialist mass movements and are headed by the guy who headed the ECB during the 2009 recession, an official in the US occupation of Iraq who became an advisor to Mitt Romney, and a pharmaceutical CEO whose company was sued for billions after they concealed evidence that their flagship diabetes drug was causing bladder cancer.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Darth Walrus posted:

Bath, eh? As an NES goon, you're right next door.

*In extremely Year 6 voice* MEGA DRIVE IS BEST!! SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDON'T!

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The bridge is a stupid idea and he's going to spend millions on consultancy fees to Conservative donors to be told its a stupid idea and the press will turn a blind eye.

Anyway, a Conservative mp has a better analysis of Labour's loss than everyone who writes for the guardian.

https://twitter.com/ChrisKPH/status/1226902668578377733?s=19

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
BUILD THE BRIDGE, BUILD THE BRIDGE, BUILD THE BRIDGE :holy:

If it is single lane either way I will get one of those little mopeds whose maximum speed is something like 40mph and I will drive to Scotland and back of a Sunday just to piss everyone off

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That's why I don't buy the freedom of movement thing from keir. Cos yeah, he might try it, but his pitch is clearly gonna be "rejoin the EU, pretend it never happened" which is absolutely stupid.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

ThomasPaine posted:

Am I mistaken or is coronavirus not actually that deadly unless you're sick or old or young? I thought the issue was a morbidity thing rather than a mortality one? I'm fairly unconcerned. Maybe I should be??

E: forgot to refresh thread!

This is one of the reasons why working out the mortality rate isn't simply a matter of dividing the number of confirmed cases with the number of fatalities. There's almost definitely an unknown but statistically significant number of people who end up with a mild dose of the disease and end up taking a lemsip and toughing it out. This must be especially tempting to try if you're worried about being tossed into a plague gulag if you come forward for help.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

OwlFancier posted:

What if, right, get this, we had... like a little section of bridge, enough to put some cars and people on, and then... it was really light, so it could float, and then we... moved the bit of bridge between the two places?

We could even make several of them, and they could potentially go other places than just the two ends of the bridge?

We could call it... the mobile bridge system?

Ask the people of Cowes about their floating bridge which only has a span of 100 metres to cross

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What the gently caress why is that real???

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

crispix posted:

BUILD THE BRIDGE, BUILD THE BRIDGE, BUILD THE BRIDGE :holy:

If it is single lane either way I will get one of those little mopeds whose maximum speed is something like 40mph and I will drive to Scotland and back of a Sunday just to piss everyone off
It will be a one way bridge.

Soylent Yellow posted:

This is one of the reasons why working out the mortality rate isn't simply a matter of dividing the number of confirmed cases with the number of fatalities. There's almost definitely an unknown but statistically significant number of people who end up with a mild dose of the disease and end up taking a lemsip and toughing it out. This must be especially tempting to try if you're worried about being tossed into a plague gulag if you come forward for help.
Good thing that the Tories are keeping up the hostile environment and bringing back the Contagious Diseases Acts. :toot:

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
turns out making a boat so you can drive onto and off it means it's also got gaping loving holes in both ends.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

thespaceinvader posted:

turns out making a boat so you can drive onto and off it means it's also got gaping loving holes in both ends.

Yeah but ferries are... a solved problem, there's ways around that.

You don't need to reinvent it from first principles.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Pablo Bluth posted:

What if we put a garden on it?

I was going to say - it'd be several years after it was supposed to happen, and in a completely different place, but all his supporters would say that he kept his promise to build that garden bridge that never got built when he was mayor.

this bridge will also never be built, nor will any other cool bridges while Johnson is in charge of anything

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?


Thanks for posting this. Really interesting stuff.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Convinced the bridge, along with the garden bridge, were/are projects simply designed to funnel public money to "consultants".

It's a great idea tbf. Pay a load of money out for feasibility studies, engineering consultancy, etc. etc. and then say "actually nah we're not doing it". Don't have to have anything to show for it, and you've successfully siphoned off millions of pounds.

Hobo
Dec 12, 2007

Forum bum
I think the average age in this Bath CLP meeting must be firmly in the 50s, is that typical?

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

Anyone who thinks building a bridge between NI and Scotland is a good idea has never been stuck on a ferry in the Irish Sea during a winter storm.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hobo posted:

I think the average age in this Bath CLP meeting must be firmly in the 50s, is that typical?

About true for mine yeah. A mix of interesting 50-60 somethings, the odd younger one, and a wall of geriatric old gammons.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

While this is absolutely a means of giving millions of pounds of public money to consultancy firms and never building anything at all this is exactly the sort of glamourous failure that can be weaponised for years to come as all other investment spending fails to materialise.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Hobo posted:

I think the average age in this Bath CLP meeting must be firmly in the 50s, is that typical?

They trend old, yeah. It's unpaid volunteer work, which is challenging for people of working age to seriously engage in.

Hobo
Dec 12, 2007

Forum bum

Darth Walrus posted:

They trend old, yeah. It's unpaid volunteer work, which is challenging for people of working age to seriously engage in.

For the membership or for the exec? I understand for the latter, just expected that out of the 50 odd people in this meeting it would bit slightly more of an even mix.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Hobo posted:

For the membership or for the exec? I understand for the latter, just expected that out of the 50 odd people in this meeting it would bit slightly more of an even mix.

Even attending meetings on the regular can be tricky if you have other stuff to do. Bath is, in some ways, fortunate, because most people in the constituency will be able to reach your meeting spot via public transport or walking. In rural constituencies, getting to a meeting can require a lot more advance planning, especially if you can't drive.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Borrovan posted:

loving hell that's another level of bad. Blaming migrants for undercutting wages is the worst thing I have heard from any leadership candidate by a country mile.

We heard it from Corbyn too.

Labour is going to let Brexit shift the entire party into accepting Tory narratives.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/1226885807660617728

I can't even be bothered coming up with some funny thing to go with this. They're not even attempting to hide it any more.

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WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Burgon live on Novara momentarily.

https://twitter.com/novaramedia/status/1226957934363660291?s=20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr6YD63GuRE

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