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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So do you risk the buffet on the cruise? If so, how many times?

Probably gonna skip that, I usually only hit it once anyways. Too many other options

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Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Speaking as a fat, the buffet is the best part of a cruise, especially the cheap seafood and trash "sushi".

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Bronze Fonz posted:

Jesus loving christ almighty, how is Bernie not your president already?
Better yet, where are the guillotines?

Just a reminder China is offering free medical service to all coronavirus patients. China act llike a State Capitalism country 95% of the time, but when the regime survival is at stake it dust out its socialism playbook.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

The Clitoris posted:

How long are your wait times? If I try to schedule with my GP I'm probably 4 - 6 weeks out for an appointment. This will net me a referral to a specialist, then depending on what needs to be done I'm waiting another 2 - 6 months for a procedure, sometimes longer. Does that sound faster then what you have?

That sounds about right but everything is based on priority so if they decide your procedure can wait then you will do. A couple of years ago I had a giant lump removed from my arm but because it was benign I had to wait a year between them deciding it needed to come off and for them to actually remove it.

Picture of the lump:

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Speaking as a fat, the buffet is the best part of a cruise, especially the cheap seafood and trash "sushi".

Just thinking about eating sushi on a cruise makes me want to die.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Chrs posted:

That sounds about right but everything is based on priority so if they decide your procedure can wait then you will do. A couple of years ago I had a giant lump removed from my arm but because it was benign I had to wait a year between them deciding it needed to come off and for them to actually remove it.

Picture of the lump:


Was there like a little monster inside? Did the doctor show you after cutting it off?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

So do you risk the buffet on the cruise? If so, how many times?

Asking a goon whether they'll go to the buffet lol

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Chrs posted:

Jesus Christ
It’s not all like that. With our Blue Cross insurance, a night in the hospital (including ICU) is a flat $175. On an extended stay, the charge is capped at five nights, so $875 max. Surgeons and a few other things have additional co-pays.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

stephenthinkpad posted:

Now, Corona Voyager
The untold want by life and land ne'er granted,
Now, corona voyager, sail thou forth, to seek and find.

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

The Clitoris posted:

How long are your wait times? If I try to schedule with my GP I'm probably 4 - 6 weeks out for an appointment. This will net me a referral to a specialist, then depending on what needs to be done I'm waiting another 2 - 6 months for a procedure, sometimes longer. Does that sound faster then what you have?

It’s all over the place. People without insurance going to free clinics might wait all day and never get seen and just have to try another day or go the the emergency room and be seen eventually but run up a huge bill. If you have insurance and a general practitioner and are sick it might be the same day or next day, or it might be a couple of weeks. To see a specialist can be a week or two or 2-3 months. Maybe longer. A lot depends on the current demand in your area and availability of whomever you normally see and what specialist they refer you to. This is all totally anecdotal from the experiences of myself, friends and family. Others may have vastly different experiences.

doctorfrog
Mar 14, 2007

Great.

I have a choice of plans for my access to healthcare
Gold - Ok healthcare you can't afford
Silver - Don't get sick
Bronze - Get hosed

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

The Clitoris posted:

How long are your wait times? If I try to schedule with my GP I'm probably 4 - 6 weeks out for an appointment. This will net me a referral to a specialist, then depending on what needs to be done I'm waiting another 2 - 6 months for a procedure, sometimes longer. Does that sound faster then what you have?

Yeah people in the US are always like "well people in Canada and the UK need to wait to see their doctor"

Motherfucker if I want to see my doctor I need to book at least 2-4 weeks out and I'll still be sitting in the waiting room for 3 hours despite showing up on time, and that's with the good insurance. I'm sure the Canadians have emergency rooms, they just don't double as Bankruptcy Declaration Stations

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

It’s not all like that. With our Blue Cross insurance, a night in the hospital (including ICU) is a flat $175. On an extended stay, the charge is capped at five nights, so $875 max. Surgeons and a few other things have additional co-pays.

This is more like my insurance. The premium is about $750 a month for myself and my kid. I am my own employer, so there’s no employer paid portion of the premium for me, I eat the full cost. But it is a good plan. Other plans pay much less in benefits, but the premiums are cheaper. They get about $9k a year form me before I pay a single copay.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 23, 2021

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

Burt dead so what

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

QuarkJets posted:

Yeah people in the US are always like "well people in Canada and the UK need to wait to see their doctor"

Motherfucker if I want to see my doctor I need to book at least 2-4 weeks out and I'll still be sitting in the waiting room for 3 hours despite showing up on time, and that's with the good insurance. I'm sure the Canadians have emergency rooms, they just don't double as Bankruptcy Declaration Stations

Existence in general seems like a real loving raw deal. Whose loving idea was this? Fess up. We could all just not be. loving hell.

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

The Clitoris posted:

How long are your wait times? If I try to schedule with my GP I'm probably 4 - 6 weeks out for an appointment. This will net me a referral to a specialist, then depending on what needs to be done I'm waiting another 2 - 6 months for a procedure, sometimes longer. Does that sound faster then what you have?

I would gladly take these wait times and not have the loving insane costs. I would pay a $30 copay for each appointment and then depending on the specialist and if they are in network the day my appointment is scheduled I may have to cough up 10% of the cost up to my yearly out of pocket maximum of $6,000. If they are out of network on the day of my appointment and I don’t get told I’ll pay 20% out of pocket until my out of pocket maximum is met for the year. This is considered “good” insurance in the US. Yes doctors can be in network and out the next if they don’t keep their paperwork up with the insurance companies. I found out the hard way when my expected bill ended up being $540 more as he was not in network until the day after my appointment.

But the up side is I was able to get an appointment in less that a month. No it was not worth the extra money I had to pay for that privilege.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 23, 2021

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I was seriously sick last year for first time in my life so I bought a gold plan from Kaiser Permanente starting this January 1st. 25 percent of my total take home pay for that alone. I have had face to face time with a doctor for maybe 10 minutes from 3 total visits, and she was typing into computer screen during all of it.

Do I want Xanax? They will give me Xanax.
No loving thank you. Like, the one mistake I haven't made in my life is pills.

:d2a:

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

doctorfrog posted:

I have a choice of plans for my access to healthcare
Gold - Ok healthcare you can't afford
Silver - Don't get sick
Bronze - Get hosed

Yeah, this is about right.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

sincx posted:

If Burt's ship gets quarantined can we rename him Burt Sickual

Good news! I bought full internet access so I can live stream it when necessary

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

Sarah Problem posted:

I would gladly take these wait times and not have the loving insane costs. I would pay a $30 copay for each appointment and then depending on the specialist and if they are in network the day my appointment is scheduled I may have to cough up 10% of the cost up to my yearly out of pocket maximum of $6,000. If they are out of network on the day of my appointment and I don’t get told I’ll pay 20% out of pocket until my out of pocket maximum is met for the year. This is considered “good” insurance in the US. Yes doctors can be in network and out the next if they don’t keep their paperwork up with the insurance companies. I found out the hard way when my expected bill ended up being $540 more as he was not in network until the day after my appointment.

But the up side is I was able to get an appointment in less that a month. No it was not worth the extra money I had to pay for that privilege.

These numbers aren’t including the $7,500 a year I pay for the access to this amazing plan.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Family plan $1200/month, $6500 I pay before it kicks in w the copays. This is the best a Fortune 500 company offers. Lol

thomawesome
Jul 19, 2009
I almost pooped myself to death and my GP didn't want to send me to a specialist because she thought the insurance would drop me if I had a pre-existing condition. I didn't have insurance after that and still poop weird and I don't want to have a colostomy bag for my 32nd birthday. I was ~25 when this happened.

Welcome to America. I can't tell if my butt and poop works the right way. I'm not walking into a clinic for a cough.

Edit: I did make mayo and I got my first av out of it :sax:

thomawesome fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Feb 11, 2020

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 23, 2021

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




QuarkJets posted:

Yeah people in the US are always like "well people in Canada and the UK need to wait to see their doctor"

Motherfucker if I want to see my doctor I need to book at least 2-4 weeks out and I'll still be sitting in the waiting room for 3 hours despite showing up on time, and that's with the good insurance. I'm sure the Canadians have emergency rooms, they just don't double as Bankruptcy Declaration Stations

Here (Quebec) if you have a family doctor you don't really wait much if at all. As for ER it was less than an hour from arrival to walking out with my stitches when I opened up my leg 2 years ago... had 7cm long stretch of leg exposed to the bone. Pretty good experience overall, despite the exposed bone and all. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a family doctor but it's certainly nothing like what it's made out to be. It only cost me the taxi ride to the nearest hospital, about 6-7$.

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Bronze Fonz posted:

Here (Quebec) if you have a family doctor you don't really wait much if at all. As for ER it was less than an hour from arrival to walking out with my stitches when I opened up my leg 2 years ago... had 7cm long stretch of leg exposed to the bone. Pretty good experience overall, despite the exposed bone and all. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a family doctor but it's certainly nothing like what it's made out to be. It only cost me the taxi ride to the nearest hospital, about 6-7$.

To be fair something like that is going to be treated no matter where you are in the western world at least immediately, because it's immediately life-threatening. Of course the costs afterwards are a whole different matter.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
https://twitter.com/mithaldu/status/1227032638139109379

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

Burt Sexual posted:

Good news! I bought full internet access so I can live stream it when necessary

Buy a bunch of cheap first aid kits and put labels on them that say 'NoCv2019 prevention kit'. Put some masks in there. Have them ready to sell for $1000.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

this will almost certainly overwhelm any first world country's health care system if Wuhan gets widespread. definitely a lesser system like the USA.

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

The one time I had to have surgery I went to my family doctor who charged me $30 because the fucker doesn't bulk bill (which means it would have been free), to refer me to a specialist. Saw the specialist a few weeks later who confirmed i needed surgery but it wasn't urgent so I was booked in for a few months later. I went in, the staff was really good and the nurses awesome. Had the surgery and they wheeled me out high as a loving kite that day. Had to go back to my family doctor for some extra painkillers for post surgery pain so that was another $30 plus pill cost. Total cost easily under $100. From specialist to post surgery, not once was the ugly subject of money brought up by anybody, and when I asked after the specialist appointment they just laughed.

:australia:

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Oh last year I had 4 wisdom teeth removed at a private hospital by a maxiofacial surgeon. I had no insurance so the hospital stay, plus surgeon plus anaesthesia cost like, $2.5k Australian. Still a bargain because I had zero swelling or pain at all. loving amazing and worth the money.

That said, loving with public health services is probably the one thing that would motivate me to no poo poo riot.

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Bronze Fonz posted:

Here (Quebec) if you have a family doctor you don't really wait much if at all. As for ER it was less than an hour from arrival to walking out with my stitches when I opened up my leg 2 years ago... had 7cm long stretch of leg exposed to the bone. Pretty good experience overall, despite the exposed bone and all. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a family doctor but it's certainly nothing like what it's made out to be. It only cost me the taxi ride to the nearest hospital, about 6-7$.

Unfortunately that's not that typical anymore, at least in a lot of Ontario. Wait times in a lot of the emerg departments in Toronto and the GTA can get pretty ridiculous, especially if you actually need to be admitted. Like we're talking days to get moved from some emerg bed (that may be in an ad-hoc overflow area) to a ward. A big problem is nowadays there's a hell of a lot of old people that can't be discharged because there's no long term care spots to take them (the wait lists for LTC can be over a year depending on how critical you are) and they're not medically fit enough to just release them into the care of family members (if that's even an option), even if they don't need the full care of a hospital. So they're just kind of stuck there.

Like once you get in, it's great and 98% free. But there's a huge loving bottleneck right now and it's only going to get worse as the boomers age.

Fortunately a couple years ago we voted in a ghoulish Conservative government whose solution to this has been to quietly cut hospital funding while loudly proclaiming that they're "ending hallway medicine" :thumbsup:

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

otherwise fairly normal progress so far

number of deaths is however increasing a little oddly smooth

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
not sure how else to describe that every other metric had some variation in the day-to-day delta and only for the deaths it is increasing monotonically

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


arcgis is saying there's a 13th infection in the US but i can't find any articles on whether it's someone who's been to china

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Can we change the thread title tagline? Wuhan clan one was better

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Two years ago my GP switched from the standard American model to a VIP service. He cut his patient list down from ~3500 to ~800 and charges $1,600/yr paid quarterly to be a "member". If you can afford it this means you can always get a sameday appointment, he will sit with you for 1.5 hours no problem if needed, can be contacted 24/7 via an app, and has no problem writing you a script at 9pm on a weekend night. Visits are billed normally to insurance if in network.

I was having some health problems and my job pays my insurance so I did it for a while due to my issues. It was everything healthcare should be and it is loving criminal that this isn't just the standard of care for everybody in the richest country in history.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

PIZZA.BAT posted:

arcgis is saying there's a 13th infection in the US but i can't find any articles on whether it's someone who's been to china

They're adding Burt in advance

Actual answer:
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1227055101686226944

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


uvar posted:

They're adding Burt in advance

Actual answer:
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1227055101686226944

alright we're still good then

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