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So y’all can track my death spiral Cruise: 7 Night Western Caribbean & Perfect Day Ship Name: Symphony Of The Seas Date of Departure: 14-Mar-2020 Departing From: Miami, Florida Deadly
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:29 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:All of this because those juicy pangolin titties were just too good to pass This led me to wonder why there's only the one picture of a busty pangolin, which led me down a GIS rabbit hole of waxy nipples and 4-headed echidna penises.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:36 |
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Tei posted:Rename the ship, so their next visitors dont find is the plague ship Carnival is way ahead of you: quote:On February 10, 2013, Carnival Triumph, with 3,143 passengers aboard, suffered an engine room fire, leaving the ship adrift for four days in the Gulf of Mexico.[35] The engine fire led to a power outage on the ship, which in turn caused raw sewage to back up. The media dubbed the ordeal "The Poop Cruise".[36] The ship was towed to Mobile, Alabama, docking on the evening of February 14.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:38 |
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Saros posted:They finally named it. Covid 19. Was DeathWeapon 666 RIP taken?
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:43 |
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Burt Sexual posted:So y’all can track my death spiral That's a baller ship. I was involved in the christening of the Oasis class which is the same class but your ship is newer than the OG one I worked on.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:48 |
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Burt Sexual posted:So y’all can track my death spiral more like Symphony Of Disease please dont die
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:52 |
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Play posted:they could put the people who are almost certainly not infected into another boat, then once the correct period of time passes without symptoms let them ashore. Hell, Japan may even have more than one extra boat! boats that can accommodate 5000 people aren't exactly sitting around Play posted:Then they waited a bit too long didn't they. They could've separated those infected and likely to be infected, in fact the earlier they separated folks and the more groups they created would probably mean several of the groups would end up completely disease free, instead of what we have now where it seems pretty clear that basically everyone on that ship is going to get the disease. there's no way to know who was likely to have been exposed. a couple passengers had it, how do you track who they've been in close contact with on a boat where people are in close contact all the time? and no, it's not clear that everyone on the boat is going to get it. the passengers at least are mostly isolated, and they're taking people that test positive off the boat. the crew are kinda hosed because they don't have individual rooms, they need to do something so they don't end up with a boat with all passengers and no crew. so it could be better, Hong Kong proactively tested the entire crew of the other cruise boat. Japan should do that.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:56 |
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China could build a boat for 5000 in 10 days.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:59 |
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Source4Leko posted:No but you see these people are being inconvenienced. The American government needs to do whatever it can so these white Americans vacations are rescued. I have a bit of empathy for these people that aren't retired. Given they are Americans, what this means is that being stuck on a cruise ship for too long means they'll be fired, meaning possibly no insurance anymore on top of no income, meaning they're hosed for life from here on out due to a non lethal disease. America!
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 18:59 |
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Zero One posted:Carnival is way ahead of you: The generators self combust but the crew is totally trained to deal with epidemics on board
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:11 |
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Shaocaholica posted:China could build a boat for 5000 in 10 days. at first I was cynical about the quality and safety of a chinese hospital built in 10 days but at least it can't sink to the bottom of the ocean
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:12 |
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The CDCs guidelines to deal with infected passengers aboard quarantined ships include using N95 masks, the absolute buffoons. Just wash youre hands and your'e clear.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:14 |
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I don't really care for the name COVID-19. They should ask the pharmaceutical companies for drug names that got rejected by focus groups for "sounding too scary." I'm sure there are some doozies.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:15 |
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Thousands of people at the computer, booking a cruise : "what's the worst that could happen, awaiting meaningless certain death in a windowless rooms for weeks on end ? Lol! "
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:21 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:The generators self combust but the crew is totally trained to deal with epidemics on board https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BgcMXGdNXo
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:26 |
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Been coughing for a week straight now. I pulled a muscle in my stomach from coughing. If I'm gonna get corona after this I'm gonna kick someone in the balls. e: Or vagina I don't want to discriminate. e2: Note that I almost certainly didn't pull a muscle in my vagina. I mean the thing in the end. Thank you! Nurge fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Feb 11, 2020 |
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Nurge posted:Been coughing for a week straight now. I pulled a muscle in my stomach from coughing. If I'm gonna get corona after this I'm gonna kick someone in the balls. lol same I got sick once last school year, its been like 4 times this year, so im sure ill get this poo poo too
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:30 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:lol same I got sick once last school year, its been like 4 times this year, so im sure ill get this poo poo too same, it's not uncommon for me to get the cold/flu that's around but this winter I've had the cold and the flu one after another and the latter graduated into a sinus infection and bronchitis and none of it was incapacitating but it just dragged on forever. If I'd gotten
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:46 |
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Saros posted:They finally named it. Covid 19. What a bureaucratic, mealy mouthed, weasely, wimpy excuse of an identifying name. It's the Wuhan Coronavirus. Wuhan, as in China, where they eat loving bats (which are bugs) and pangolins (lizards). The best part of all of this, the very best is that the PRC will re-open the wet markets after the world saves them from their latest fuckup. namaste e: good luck Mr. and Mrs. Sexual (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 19:59 |
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they don't name diseases after where they came from anymore altogether i don't really like your post at all tbh. it smells of casual racism and looking at your rap sheet my nose is working perfectly
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:02 |
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Saros posted:They finally named it. Covid 19. Sounds like some scifi movie name. I would have called it the W-virus.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:03 |
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nvm, dumb joke
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:05 |
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booooo
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:06 |
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Nucken Futz posted:Wuhan, as in China, where they eat loving bats (which are bugs) and pangolins (lizards). pangolins have tits heres the chinese classification of animals: Those that belong to the emperor Embalmed ones Those that are trained Suckling pigs Mermaids (or Sirens) Fabulous ones Stray dogs Those that are included in this classification Those that tremble as if they were mad Innumerable ones Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush Et cetera Those that have just broken a carafe Those that, at a distance, resemble flies
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:06 |
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Mozi posted:they don't name diseases after where they came from anymore the spanish flu didn't come from spain, it's just called that because spain was neutral in ww1 and everyone else was operating under wartime censorship so while the flu devastated the western front and spread from there to everywhere else the news was only allowed to report on it in spain, where the king was sick. what im saying is, better to call it covid 19 than wuhan coronavirus when everyone knows it came from the canadian lab but nobody's allowed to report it
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:12 |
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unpacked robinhood posted:The CDCs guidelines to deal with infected passengers aboard quarantined ships include using N95 masks, the absolute buffoons. Just wash youre hands and your'e clear. I’m sure the hundreds of crew members living 4 to a cabin, sharing bathrooms, and working 13 hour days, 7 days a week for months on end are all following CDC best practices. Good luck making sure your N95 fits while you’re sleeping! At this point I’m not sure why the original quarantine matters. It’s almost certainly being transmitted on the ship, which should reset the clock. Of course for some reason Japan only wants to test a couple hundred people a day, so at this rate it’ll take weeks before we know what’s really going on.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:15 |
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it's the crew members who are truly in hell. they're stuck under quarantine, but they're also stuck at work
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:17 |
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poverty goat posted:the spanish flu didn't come from spain, it's just called that because spain was neutral in ww1 and everyone else was operating under wartime censorship so while the flu devastated the western front and spread from there to everywhere else the news was only allowed to report on it in spain, where the king was sick. what im saying is, better to call it covid 19 than wuhan coronavirus when everyone knows it came from the canadian lab but nobody's allowed to report it why did it need to come from a canadian lab when the virus originated in bats in china and spread to pangolins in china before going to humans, again in china
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:20 |
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the Canadians were working on some kind of man pangolin hybrid and then tried to dispose of the evidence
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:22 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:the Canadians were working on some kind of man pangolin hybrid and then tried to dispose of the evidence You weren't supposed to tell them about the mangolin!
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:24 |
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McGavin posted:You weren't supposed to tell them about the mangolin! Dude in a plaid flanell shirt sadly strums a mandolin and whispers to it "Close enough, eh?"
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:28 |
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McGavin posted:You weren't supposed to tell them about the mangolin! Mangolini's iron reign was hard but sexy
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:29 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:the Canadians were working on some kind of man pangolin hybrid and then tried to dispose of the evidence
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:43 |
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Zero One posted:If you want hot takes from "typical" cruise passengers I highly recommend this https://boards.cruisecritic.com/topic/2730905-diamond-princess-passenger-tested-positive-for-wuhan-coronavirus/page/44/ Does an AC130 have enough ammo to sink this sucker? Does US have A-10 station in Japan?
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Mozi posted:they don't name diseases after where they came from anymore Ah the noble Chinese. Surely they cannot fail, and any mocking of their ways must be racism. Bats huddle in communal groups of several thousand making them perfect vectors. Eating wild bats is a shockingly bad practice well above and beyond eating any other wild game. Wild game markets are also bad unless your people are so poor they have no other choice. Maybe I can use some whataboutism to avoid charges of racism? The people of the USA also had to be dragged kicking and screaming into adopting better practices 80 years ago. Its just human nature to resist changes, not because the Chinese are too dumb to know better.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 21:04 |
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I read about pangolins prepping for a thread and this is maybe some deserved karma on us all, starting with China which makes sense, loving stupid woo woo medicine, for their near extinction
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 21:09 |
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China enforcing international wildlife trade bans may be the one good thing to come out of this, particularly if it hurts their economy which is looking like it will. But after time who knows, maybe they DGAF again.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 21:13 |
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while we're all focused on china NK is shooting for the moon. it could already be worse there than in china and we'd never know https://www.thedailybeast.com/north-koreas-secret-coronavirus-crisis-is-crazy-scary quote:SEOUL–North Korea’s not saying a word about deaths or illnesses from the coronavirus, but the disease reportedly has spread across the border from China and is taking a toll in a country with a dismal health care system and scant resources for fighting off the deadly bug. quote:North Korea heralds herbal disinfectant as part of coronavirus containment strategy
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Haramstufe Rot posted:Medical insurance chat: Just scheduled a GP and there’s a 28 day wait time here. I asked if that was normal and the clerk said it’s because of a busy flu season. My other doctor took about two weeks but on occasion I’d be able to slip in earlier if I asked about any cancellations. These are both at medical groups affiliated with the large universities in a west coast metro.
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