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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
me trying to keep up with c-spam threads today

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Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦
more like james oqueefe

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Ytlaya posted:

Pete would never cry. He'd go directly from having no expression to a primal scream.

He got pretty close at the debate.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

Harrow posted:

You're thinking of the Project Veritas guy, not Wohl
wohl was in middle school when acorn got shut down lol

they grift up so fast!

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Oh no the Klobmentum

s0j
May 17, 2003

get fucked, round-eye
imma KoosKid

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Lol 1% reporting

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Oh no the Klobmentum



it's kloberin time

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I want to see what they have on Bernie

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

albany academy posted:

Lol 1% reporting

Seems like enough to call it for Klob

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

I do not fear the Klobucharge

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Weedle posted:

spent a really long time writing and rewriting this post before i realized that i had confused jacob wohl with james o'keefe

yeah, no, james o'keefe is a republican piece of poo poo

jacob wohl is probably also a piece of poo poo but iirc he just does Big Chaos @ people

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

albany academy posted:

Lol 1% reporting

It's actually closer to 0.01%

Weedle
May 31, 2006




i fear nothing. the pretenders will dash themselves upon the rocks of democratic socialism, and bernard will rise above the chum

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Tetracube posted:

Seems like enough to call it for Klob

Odd percentage: president klob don't hurt me
Even percentage: yes president Bernie!!!!!

Do this 50 times for the next 6 hours

Vaah
Dec 25, 2008

:shittydog:


Tetracube posted:

I want to see what they have on Bernie

Bernie's a sex machine that can't stop pleasing men and women

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


im hearing reports that armed klob supporters have seized the state capital building and new hampshire public radio station.... tanks have been parked in front of the courthouses, major bridges and airports have been shut down by soldiers. all local television states are simply showing a picture of klobuchars face while playing the national anthem.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Tetracube posted:

Seems like enough to call it for Klob

...pete?

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

im hearing reports that armed klob supporters have seized the state capital building and new hampshire public radio station.... tanks have been parked in front of the courthouses, major bridges and airports have been shut down by soldiers. all local television states are simply showing a picture of klobuchars face while playing the national anthem.

huh. well, it's better than pete or bloomberg winning.

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

im hearing reports that armed klob supporters have seized the state capital building and new hampshire public radio station.... tanks have been parked in front of the courthouses, major bridges and airports have been shut down by soldiers. all local television states are simply showing a picture of klobuchars face while playing the national anthem.

those Bethesda-face models in Fallout always did creep me out a bit

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

Ask not what your interns can do for you - ask what you can do to your interns

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:hai:

https://twitter.com/shujaxhaider/status/1227295168723857408

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

im hearing reports that armed klob supporters have seized the state capital building and new hampshire public radio station.... tanks have been parked in front of the courthouses, major bridges and airports have been shut down by soldiers. all local television states are simply showing a picture of klobuchars face while playing the national anthem.

klob earning critical tankie support

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

be like jessica

vibe with bernie

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Tetracube posted:

I want to see what they have on Bernie

theyre claiming that he stole cable in the 70s from a guy who was 120, and theyre planning on having him talk tomorrow.

also, theyll drop it if AOC gets coffee with them

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

PawParole posted:

theyre claiming that he stole cable in the 70s from a guy who was 120, and theyre planning on having him talk tomorrow.

also, theyll drop it if AOC gets coffee with them

he did steal electricity in the 70s

quote:

Sanders rented a small brick duplex at 295 1/2 Maple Street that was filled with not much furniture and not much food in the fridge but stacks of checked-out library books and scribbled-on legal pads. His son, who called his father Bernard, had an upstairs bedroom.

Pretty sparse, Gene Bergman, an old friend, said about the apartment.

Stark and dark, said Darcy Troville, a fellow Liberty Unionite who lived around the corner and shared with Sanders homemade jellies and jams.

The electricity was turned off a lot, Barnett said. I remember him running an extension cord down to the basement. He couldnt pay his bills.

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Joementum posted:

he did steal electricity in the 70s

Centrist media pundit voice: "Heh heh heh. Looks like we figured out where scumbag Bernie's 'ban utility shitoffs' plank came from. Got 'em!"

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Joementum posted:

OG poo poo

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
vibe check

Numberwang!!!
Jul 24, 2019

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Oh no the Klobmentum



It would actually be pretty drat funny if she tweeted out By all indications, we are going on to Nevada victorious.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
how predictive is the first NH exit polling that apparently comes in 25 mins

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Ytlaya posted:

Pete would never cry. He'd go directly from having no expression to a primal scream.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Joementum posted:

he did steal electricity in the 70s

for some reason i'm reminded of a story i heard many years ago in laissez's faire about someone's extreme praxis buddy whose apartment held only stacks and stacks of leftist books, impromptu ashtrays and a literal pile of dirty rags upon which they slept

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

emdash posted:

how predictive is the first NH exit polling that apparently comes in 25 mins

It depends on how Bernie is doing

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

emdash posted:

how predictive is the first NH exit polling that apparently comes in 25 mins

If Bernie is leading: good, perfect. Unimpeachable
If anyone else is leading: dumb bullshit for idiots and clods

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


emdash posted:

how predictive is the first NH exit polling that apparently comes in 25 mins

generally not very, unless it shows berno in a landslide win

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
Ugggggghhhh stressing out here

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Weedle posted:

for some reason i'm reminded of a story i heard many years ago in laissez's faire about someone's extreme praxis buddy whose apartment held only stacks and stacks of leftist books, impromptu ashtrays and a literal pile of dirty rags upon which they slept

this one's a deep cut

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

BurtLington posted:

I do not fear the Klobucharge

Be afraid of the Bloomberise.

E: alternatively, the Bloombergain.

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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Barry Convex posted:

Ugggggghhhh stressing out here

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