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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Presenting Nipples posted:

WHERE ARE THE EXIT POLLS

Sut da gently caress up

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SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Thoguh posted:

New Hampshire is gonna get called before Iowa

Sorry, DNC rules and bylaws are very VERY clear that states must report in the pre-defined order set forth in subsection 'arglyefuckduck' and agreed to by all candidates, all primary and caucus results will be held in trust to be disseminated in the proper order.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Any place where there isn't a youth turnout and overall turnout surge will be used as an argument against Bernie


Why that doesn't apply to every Dem nominee I don't know

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
cuck meme

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Jewel Repetition posted:

Sut da gently caress up

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

it’s not 6 yet here so i’m drinking beer
once the sun says goodbye i’ll be switching to rye

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Zokari posted:

we dont have any information but better post cynical poo poo so everyone knows im cool

actually im from the future and know all the information:

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1224717635931320327

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

according to msnbc exit polls show only 11% of voters were in the 18-29 age group

as of sometime before 5:00 pm. young voters work, old ones do not.

that number will be going up.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

stop arzying, milkdrinkers. shook nate is shook.

have you considered that some people might want to use this thread to follow news about the results and see what is and isn't being reported in good faith, instead of just being a miserable little poo poo?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


On the other side


https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1227356047951704064

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
It is mathematically possible for all the Democrats to lose the primaries if there are more than 6 candidates and all of them get under 15% of the vote

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

here come the exit poles

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
luv to prove fishhook theory real by mocking leftists for thinking that better things are possible

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Mind_Taker posted:

as of sometime before 5:00 pm. young voters work, old ones do not.

that number will be going up.

i'm just hoping that bernie's voter base didn't do the thing where they saw him doing well in polls and said 'i ain't gotta vote we already got this poo poo wrapped up!'

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

Jewel Repetition posted:

It is mathematically possible for all the Democrats to lose the primaries if there are more than 6 candidates and all of them get under 15% of the vote

no, it would go to a convention afaik

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

have you considered that some people might want to use this thread to follow news about the results and see what is and isn't being reported in good faith, instead of just being a miserable little poo poo?

have you considered theres no real news atm and were just making jokes to pass the time

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

have you considered theres no real news atm and were just making jokes to pass the time

i'm deadly fuckin serious motherfucker

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

have you considered theres no real news atm and were just making jokes to pass the time

make your posts funny then

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


SpiderHyphenMan posted:

luv to prove fishhook theory real by mocking leftists for thinking that better things are possible

yeah tahts what im doing weirdo

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

have you considered that some people might want to use this thread to follow news about the results and see what is and isn't being reported in good faith, instead of just being a miserable little poo poo?

The news starts at 7. Before that the most you can hope for is funny stories from campaigns and polling places, or voter crosstabs (ignore)

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

make your posts funny then

lol :ironicat:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Heath posted:

People are at work dumdum

ratio already starting up :eyepop:

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
it’s kind of weird there isn’t any real exit polls I’ve seen outside some vague questions

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


CharlestheHammer posted:

it’s kind of weird there isn’t any real exit polls I’ve seen outside some vague questions

they dont announce any real poo poo until poll close

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

subtract 20,000 from Pete's total

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/status/1226999986426195972?s=20

mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

stop arzying, milkdrinkers. shook nate is shook.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

????

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

they dont announce any real poo poo until poll close

I know bur someone posted the demographic but I can’t find it anywhere

Weedle
May 31, 2006




SpiderHyphenMan posted:

have you considered that some people might want to use this thread to follow news about the results and see what is and isn't being reported in good faith, instead of just being a miserable little poo poo?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3912894

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

i'm just hoping that bernie's voter base didn't do the thing where they saw him doing well in polls and said 'i ain't gotta vote we already got this poo poo wrapped up!'

yes I'm sure after knocking on (checks metrics) 150k doors in one day the campaign would let something like this fall through the cracks

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

CharlestheHammer posted:

I know bur someone posted the demographic but I can’t find it anywhere

I'm about to kill somebody

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Exit polls are bad

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


CharlestheHammer posted:

I know bur someone posted the demographic but I can’t find it anywhere

i think he was talking about iowa

Bryter
Nov 6, 2011

but since we are small we may-
uh, we may be the losers

a fatguy baldspot posted:

here come the exit poles

nah brexit was last month dude

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Jewel Repetition posted:

I'm about to kill somebody

I more want to know if people are just making shot up or not

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

DEEP STATE PLOT posted:

according to msnbc exit polls show only 11% of voters were in the 18-29 age group

In Iowa or in NH?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
exit poll
enter bar

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exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


If 18-29 turnout is only 11% then that would be bad but initial miscalculations were made about Iowa's youth turnout, too.

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