NH: Bernie campaign devastated by pain of second victory

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TheWevel: Apr 14, 2002; Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory

why does buttigieg rip off obama�s speaking cadence

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readingatwork: Jan 8, 2009; Hello Fatty!; Fun Shoe

Butt gonna declare victory!

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i think polls had it around Bernie +3-4 or so in general

Bernie +2 with that in mind is a pretty good performance

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Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

pete is apparently playing the part of newscaster.

this is literally fake news.

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really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Call it so I can hear Bernie speak and then go to bed because I'm old at heart

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T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Real hurthling! posted:

wrong nh is home to libertarian losers too uncool for the peoples republic of vermont

do you think i could move to this wonderland called vermont

triple sulk posted:

forums dying

pete calling in his cia cronies to kill our posting energy

mayo pete is all the mods

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But Rocks Hurt Head: Jun 30, 2003; by Hand Knit; Pillbug

TheWevel posted:

why does buttigieg rip off obama�s speaking cadence

they all do now

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

you're not on my team pete

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

needle has swung

FOR BERNIE

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

of course

https://twitter.com/neeratanden/status/1227433579543744521

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succ: Nov 11, 2016; by Cyrano4747

Give me a sixxer

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Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

gurney sanders

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Sphyre: Jun 14, 2001

Goatse Master posted:

How the gently caress is this even close? I thought Bernie was 8 points ahead in the polls or so

seriously i don't know how everyone ITT isn't arzying out about pete massively outperforming his polls. he was polling third in iowa with like 13%

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neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

nice

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:55

Deified Data: Nov 3, 2015; Fun Shoe

Declare victory again Pete let's just make you the guy that does this every time

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TheLemonOfIchabod: Aug 26, 2008

Pete really bringing the insipid nothing rhetoric out tonight

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Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Turdfuzz posted:

Quit projecting.

I think you may have mistaken whose mental health it would be for

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Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

Pollyanna posted:

o

Sanders 28%
Buttchug 23%
Klobuchar 19%
Biden 16%
Warren 14%

Sanders 26%
Buttchug 24%
Klobb 20%
Warren 10%
Biden 9%
Some-other-asssholes therest%

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Succbot Circlejerk: Jan 8, 2020; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

WHAT THE loving gently caress gently caress

these margins displease me

This rat on my computer screen displeases me

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

bernie needle at 78%

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Bananasaurus Rex: Mar 19, 2009

rat thanking warren and biden voters and saying vote blue no matter who

gently caress off rat

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

TheWevel posted:

why does buttigieg rip off obama’s speaking cadence

"I'd vote for me"

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Thoguh: Nov 8, 2002; College Slice

Polo-Rican posted:

If it helps you not arzy, the betting markets have Bernie at like 95%

With over 80% reporting a 2% lead is pretty commanding, especially in a multiperson race like this one. It's not in doubt.

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Burn Zone: May 22, 2004

they are gonna wait until after midnight to declare bernie the winner to deny him his speech again

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Biden and Warren are toast hail satan

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:56

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

logikv9 holding a detonator in his hand, across from lowtax, as pete's numbers slowly tick down

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really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Sphyre posted:

seriously i don't know how everyone ITT isn't arzying out about pete massively outperforming his polls. he was polling third in iowa with like 13%

Iowa is all about ground game and is super hard to poll. Polls seem to have gotten bernie and pete right, but underestimated klob.

Stop loving arzying, and if you can't stop:

Donate, textbank, phonebank, knock on doors

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Star Phlatulence: Jan 14, 2006; by Cyrano4747; Bleak Gremlin

pete just thanked his pet republicans.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:56

DynamicSloth: Jul 30, 2006; "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

My Mother The Car posted:

is ratboy saying he won?

Nah, there was a tacit acknowledgment that Bernie won. I mean this is a victory speech, so was Klob's, but he's not going to use the "v" word this time.

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Burn Zone posted:

they are gonna wait until after midnight to declare bernie the winner to deny him his speech again

bernie is taking a nap to charge up his crystals for the speech

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Shageletic: Jul 25, 2007

Pollyanna posted:

i'm not stupid enough to toxx

do you believe in what youre saying or not

toxx challenge me on the fields of this lovely site

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The Chairman: Jun 30, 2003; But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Sphyre posted:

seriously i don't know how everyone ITT isn't arzying out about pete massively outperforming his polls. he was polling third in iowa with like 13%

all the polls have had a big "undecided" contingent and they all pretty much break for buttigieg because he's a nice nonthreatening bowl of plain oatmeal

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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Sphyre posted:

seriously i don't know how everyone ITT isn't arzying out about pete massively outperforming his polls. he was polling third in iowa with like 13%

he was polling around 21-23? polls iniowa are screwy do to realignment

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Raccooon: Dec 5, 2009

Pete getting a lot of benefit in the reshuffling since the other candidates have eaten poo poo.

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Gumball Gumption: Jan 7, 2012

Bernie won because Pete's not declaring victory. He had the numbers before the votes were cast, they have this one to Bernie.

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Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

Biden and Warren are toast hail satan

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puppets freak me out: Dec 18, 2015

Isn't it also the case that rurals, which will favor Buttigieg, will be counted first, while higher population areas, which will favor Bernie, will be finished counting later? Generalizing, of course, but hey.

# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:57