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Ron attempting to aim and shoot his gun, holding it one handed, sideways like a gangster, finger covering the trigger, flinching and missing wildly with every shot. Hermione: *tuts* "not like that Ron Weasley, like this!" She takes his gun, grasps it in a firm two handed grip, wrists straight, finger resting against the trigger guard, shoulders squared and eyes lined up down the iron sights, then squeezes off a perfect one inch grouping right in the center of the target. |
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Finger Prince posted:Ron attempting to aim and shoot his gun, holding it one handed, sideways like a gangster, finger covering the trigger, flinching and missing wildly with every shot. |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 01:38 |
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Finger Prince posted:Ron attempting to aim and shoot his gun, holding it one handed, sideways like a gangster, finger covering the trigger, flinching and missing wildly with every shot. Harry simply throws the gun at his enemies and is somehow successful.
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 03:43 |
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quidditch coach: *holding magazine in one hand and gun in the other* to load we simply position the gun over the magazine and say UP! other students: UP! ron: UP! *gets hit in the face by his own clip*
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 03:55 |
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harry opens his hogwarts letter but his excitement turns to puzzlement as hundreds of NRA bumper stickers pour out of the envelope
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 03:56 |
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the expelliarmus curse makes the bullets fly out of other wizard's guns but not, y'know, in the usual way
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:07 |
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harry's patronus appears, a noble and majestic silver stag that is immediately shot by an equally majestic silver hunter
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:29 |
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"Master has given Dobby a Glock!" "What?! No I di--" *BANG* |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 04:49 |
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google THIS posted:"Master has given Dobby a Glock!" |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 07:50 |
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google THIS posted:"Master has given Dobby a Glock!" lmao |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 08:49 |
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Lucius Malfoy looks up from his wound toward Dobby and then to Harry. Harry lifts his cloak to reveal an empty gun holster, and shrugs. |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 08:53 |
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Well, at least they ain't shooting blanks anymore *wink wink*
<3 <3 Vanisher |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 12:17 |
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google THIS posted:"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 12:54 |
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google THIS posted:"Master has given Dobby a Glock!"
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:10 |
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"the boggart is a insidious creature that takes the form of a wizard's darkest fear, but as responsible gun owners have never been afraid in their entire lives, it has become critically endangered"
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:14 |
GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:"The gun chooses the wizard. Let's try a Beretta with unicorn engraving..." e: actually just pretend I quoted the entire thread The Klowner fucked around with this message at 21:08 on Feb 12, 2020 |
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:06 |
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I LOVE the taste of napalm-flavored jelly beans in the morning! |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:19 |
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the in-universe reason for us never seeing anybody in hogwarts ever reloading in any of the movies, is b/c the wizards would magic in new bullets directly into their guns |
# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:29 |
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harry (*levels gun at voldemort's face*): they should have called you guys lead eaters *fires*
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 21:32 |
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instead of broomsticks, they ride rifles.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:18 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:instead of broomsticks, they ride rifles. K6BD has exactly that. |
# ? Feb 13, 2020 00:48 |
quidditch is target shooting, like in that video where keanu reeves does irl john wick on all those plywood targets. harry thinks he has the best quidditch gun, a glock, but then mcgonagall gives him the sickest most tricked out ar-15 with a foregrip, laser, silencer, and crazy optics and poo poo | |
# ? Feb 13, 2020 09:24 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:instead of broomsticks, they ride rifles. boomsticks |
# ? Feb 13, 2020 17:36 |
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waht if Bruce Cambell played harry potter in all 8 of the original fiilms
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