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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
lol just remembered that california enacted a law requiring tax records disclosure in order to be on the ballot and the state supreme court immediately shot it down

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
1 year ago

https://twitter.com/adamfriedland/status/1095049710153408513

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

ikanreed posted:

Black Twitter ain't havin no Bernie

i remember this phrase but i forget who said it. someone white, correct?

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


I thought this happened when he called a sudden late night press conference to accuse Obama of being personally responsible for the events in Benghazi -while they were still happening-

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

GalacticAcid posted:

i remember this phrase but i forget who said it. someone white, correct?

extremely

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Spergin Morlock posted:

I thought this happened when he called a sudden late night press conference to accuse Obama of being personally responsible for the events in Benghazi -while they were still happening-

It did, yeah. The 47% remark was at a private fundraiser

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

GalacticAcid posted:

i remember this phrase but i forget who said it. someone white, correct?

Like a freshly cleaned toilet

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
hahah tell me i'm wracking my brain here

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

GalacticAcid posted:

hahah tell me i'm wracking my brain here

Her name is Teresa calloway, but she's not actually anyone important

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
aw dang i was thinking it was one of the more high profile twitter celebrity libs

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

She would be a monarchist

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


she's the spitting image of her father

Terrorist Fistbump
Jan 29, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

This leaves out his wife exasperatedly asking him to stop just offscreen.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
during the campaign they tried to handwave that away as a common mormon thing

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

during the campaign they tried to handwave that away as a common mormon thing

most hotel irons have warnings about not doing that because it's depressingly common for people to have to go to the ER for burns from doing that

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I was 22 at the time so I found it very relatable in a "I can do this real quick without wasting time undressing, this way is easier and I didn't think it through" kind of way.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


The governor of Virginia's wife stopping him from moonwalking during a press conference

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

michael avenatti

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

christmas boots posted:

This leaves out his wife exasperatedly asking him to stop just offscreen.

his wife is really into horse dancing

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Filthy Hans posted:

his wife is really into horse dancing

$70k tax break for dancing therapy horse

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the swole robert mueller coloring book

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

Filthy Hans posted:

his wife is really into horse dancing

Laura Bush publicly joked about W jerking off a horse

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
laura bush killed a guy with her car

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
A couple years ago the wife of the US ambassador to the UK did a hit and run because she was driving on the wrong side of the road

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
And she also is probably a CIA agent.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



when joe biden and elizabeth warren got a combined zero (0) delegates in the new hampshire primary

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

quote:

Rick Santorum says he's against welfare for 'blah' people, not 'black' people

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
The kind of lie that seems so facially obvious it wraps around and becomes more credible because who would even try that

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://praisephilly.com/2038014/did-santorum-almost-call-obama-the-n-word-poll/

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Andrew Yang's bid for the democratic primary lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3UfIPyRlrE

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

ikanreed posted:

Black Twitter ain't havin no Bernie

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Tulip posted:

The governor of Virginia's wife stopping him from moonwalking during a press conference

corollary: the governor of virginia thinking he could moonwalk so well it would prove being in blackface isn't racist

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
I believe in him

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019









What happened to Roosh anyway?

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

Krazyface posted:

A couple years ago the wife of the US ambassador to the UK did a hit and run because she was driving on the wrong side of the road

Trump invited the parents of the dead kid to the white house so he could ambush them with the killer of their child for a photo opportunity.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Inceltown posted:









What happened to Roosh anyway?

thought of a butt and died

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Inceltown posted:


What happened to Roosh anyway?

Became ultra religious anti sex weirdo

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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Inceltown posted:









What happened to Roosh anyway?

I didn't recognize this at Roosh and some strange vestigial instinct towards optimism had me interpret this as some kind of funny ironic hyperperformance of masculinity that some guy was doing

It seemed like it was shaping up to maybe be a pretty good bit until I realized the punchline was just that that guy was just an rear end in a top hat who thought he was impressing anyone, which is maybe is funny in some cosmic sense but it didn't make me laugh

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