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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Suicide Watch posted:

Trying on a dumb pundit hat: Starting with Iowa and NH would have made more sense if labor groups represented more of the Democratic electorate, but since now it's mostly college educated and/or 60+ voters (hence low turnout) it's feeling really lily white

e: NYTimes reporting that exit polls show voters were 57% women

Do labor groups even really count as an organized voting bloc anymore? Both sides of the aisle have been skullfucking unions so hard for so many decades they're basically existing in principle alone, not practice. Union participation in the US is like 10% or some poo poo? I get that if 10% of the electorate swung one way or the other it would make a difference, but how much of the electorate is a part of a union and actively gives a gently caress about that as they vote?

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BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

BUG JUG posted:

Guardian reporting that Deval Patrick is suspending tomorrow. New Hampshire claims another victim.

Look if you're just going to make up fake candidates, at least make up something funny.

BTW Seymore Butts is dropping out and endorsing Bernie.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

The basic story of the Democratic Primary:


facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

And Nevada unions are trying to spike Sanders. The main Democratic organization is The Culinary Union and they're doing the old SANDERS WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOU HEALTHCARE WE BARGAINED FOR.

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1227443066526687233

Edit: it's not *that* blunt, but it's kind of obvious!

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1227449311031631874?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Feb 12, 2020

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



facialimpediment posted:

And Nevada unions are trying to spike Sanders. The main Democratic organization is The Culinary Union and they're doing the old SANDERS WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOU HEALTHCARE WE BARGAINED FOR.

https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1227443066526687233

Edit: it's not *that* blunt, but it's kind of obvious!

https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1227449311031631874?s=19

lol HE'LL GET RID OF THE HEALTHCARE WE BARGAINED FOR by giving everyone free space communism healthcare forever

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

BUG JUG posted:

Guardian reporting that Deval Patrick is suspending tomorrow. New Hampshire claims another victim.

I still have no idea why Patrick even bothered entering the race. Bloomberg at least had his Bloombucks to buy ads with, how in the world did Patrick expect to build a national campaign when every other candidate had already been running for at least six months?

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp
god the "getting rid of union healthcare" has been the most loving grating talking point. Doesn't anyone remember just last year, when GM tried to shut down their employee's health insurance as a bargaining tactic during the UAW strike?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Acebuckeye13 posted:

god the "getting rid of union healthcare" has been the most loving grating talking point. Doesn't anyone remember just last year, when GM tried to shut down their employee's health insurance as a bargaining tactic during the UAW strike?

It's a cousin of when old veterans yell about how OMAR SAYS IT SHOULDN'T JUST BE VETERANS THAT GET THE VA BILL AND EVERYONE SHOULD GET IT!!!11! THAT BITCH, SHE'LL CHANGE THE COUNTRY BUT I'LL THANKFULLY BE GONE BEFORE IT HAPPENS. Roughly a direct quote from yesterday.

It's also a cousin of gently caress YOU, GOT MINE, AND I HAD TO WORK FOR IT, SO gently caress YOU AGAIN.

I think it was the classic Carlin rant/joke, where the middle class fights among themselves, fighting to not become the lower class, while the upper class hysterically laughs at the pulled strings.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

It really can't be understated how pervasive the FYGM virus is in American politics.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1227450582430093314?s=20

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Fister Roboto posted:

It really can't be understated how pervasive the FYGM virus is in America.

Ftfy

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/katystoll/status/1227462402154864640?s=19

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Man, for not being a self professed Democrat, it sure appears that a whole lot of self proclaimed Democrats think he's best to represent them :thunk:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Chichevache posted:

We keep bringing that up as a negative, but has anyone considered that more politicians and the people who cling to them could benefit from being assaulted more often? Like all the Buttigieg stans from Acronym or Hillary's campaign staff.

I'm not so sure, I'd need to see their lawns first.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
We have a democrat president right now whats the big deal?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1227561237782855680?s=20

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A Bad Poster posted:

Man, for not being a self professed Democrat, it sure appears that a whole lot of self proclaimed Democrats think he's best to represent them :thunk:

A potential issue though is that Bernie isn't turning out a different electorate, at least not yet. Bernie's base is the Youngs, and Young's haven't turned out at a higher-than-normal percentage yet in Iowa/New Hampshire. He's getting enough to win and all, but he's not changing the overall electoral makeup.

I'm not making the HURF BLURF BERNIE SHOULD BE WINNING BY MORE argument, just a factual note that the Youngs still aren't voting enough.

Floodkiller
May 31, 2011

The Philippines have withdrawn from the Visiting Forces Agreement with the US. Unless a new agreement is reached in 180 days, it will be terminated completely (for China to move in instead).

https://twitter.com/teddyboylocsin/status/1227093225699041280

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Maybe don't have your elections on a loving Tuesday.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

It's a cousin of when old veterans yell about how OMAR SAYS IT SHOULDN'T JUST BE VETERANS THAT GET THE VA BILL AND EVERYONE SHOULD GET IT!!!11! THAT BITCH, SHE'LL CHANGE THE COUNTRY BUT I'LL THANKFULLY BE GONE BEFORE IT HAPPENS. Roughly a direct quote from yesterday.

My immigrant dependa sister in law who spends her days maxing out her husband’s credit cards is all about screaming on Facebook that Omar and AOC are “the stupidest loving bitches on the planet.” The FYGM is strong.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Really won't be surprised if he just suspends elections at the end of all this.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CommieGIR posted:

Really won't be surprised if he just suspends elections at the end of all this.

The play is "new evidence discovered" in the FBI Investigation of Bernie's wife's weird college thing.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/21/us/politics/jane-omeara-sanders-burlington-college.html

They found nothing, but that doesn't mean that Barr can't un-find nothing.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

The play is "new evidence discovered" in the FBI Investigation of Bernie's wife's weird college thing.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/21/us/politics/jane-omeara-sanders-burlington-college.html

They found nothing, but that doesn't mean that Barr can't un-find nothing.

Yeah, considering Barr openly announcing he's creating a backdoor for Rudy's research on Biden, Barr has made it clear he's in this with Trump to the bitter end.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I really want the Dem candidate to announce that they'll go after any crimes committed by anyone in the current administration. I don't think anyone but Bernie would do it because of :decorum:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


fknlo posted:

I really want the Dem candidate to announce that they'll go after any crimes committed by anyone in the current administration. I don't think anyone but Bernie would do it because of :decorum:

Warren has repeatedly said she would do this.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Handsome Ralph posted:

Warren has repeatedly said she would do this.
Yeah. I hope Bernie hasn't deluded himself too much about his ability to deal with these people that he thinks investigations are unnecessary.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Ima be honest I kinda respect the Klob in a way, like she would 100% kill pete with her bare hands on stage if she thought that would get her elected.

egyptian rat race
Jul 13, 2007

Lowtax Spine Fund 2019
Ultra Carp

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

Ima be honest I kinda respect the Klob in a way, like she would 100% kill pete with her bare hands on stage if she thought that would get her elected.

Pretty sure she's threatened to do that to her staff already, not too much of a stretch

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1227620908128493570?s=21 :allears:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOhnrjdYOc

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
I have a book recommendation! I can't read it, as I'd get way too loving angry, but it's worth your time.

https://twitter.com/Itsjoeco/status/1227584359881936900?s=19

Sinking in the Swamp: How Trump's Minions and Misfits Poisoned Washington
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07SGMVL9S/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_i_yEcrEbH51D2RW

It's made by The Daily Beast guys, Swin and Lachlan. Rather than writing a normal book, for a normal president with a normal brain, they wrote it in the fashion of Wiseguys, talking about all of the internal bullshit that happens. poo poo like Trump being obsessed with asking Priebus about badgers and what badgers eat, in the middle of meetings.

All of the other Trump books aren't right because their frame is off. Everything is internally hosed, so you write the book from the starting point of everything being internally hosed. Or as Swin says, "The president is a racist TV game show host".

https://www.washingtonian.com/2020/...mudhoney-album/

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:40 on Feb 12, 2020

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1227632587452993536?s=21 :vince:

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

He needs to spend a lot of years in gen pop, see if he still keeps his mouth shut.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Don Dongington posted:

Maybe don't have your elections on a loving Tuesday.

But then how will we discourage poor people from voting :confused:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

https://twitter.com/RobGeorge/status/1227644891188137984?s=19

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Obviously I'd prefer Jones hold the seat but Keebler Klansman getting his seat back would almost be a consolation prize since it would drive Donnie up a wall every day.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Are we just going to ignore the name Tommy Tuberville or :confused:

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I went to Auburn, and I'd rather not revive those memories of zealotry

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Is the playbook in this race to run Trump clips where he blames Sessions for...whatever and then end with: Jefferson Beauregard Sessions almost got OUR PRESIDENT impeached? I'd think that would about do it.

Alabama GOP mail me some checks.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Are we just going to ignore the name Tommy Tuberville or :confused:

Tommy Tuberville is a former NCAA football coach. He coached Ole Miss from 95-98, Auburn from 99-08, Texas Tech from 2010-2012 (where he dine and dashed on a bunch of recruits in the middle of dinner to accept the cincy job), and Cincinnati from 2013-2016.

His name is silly, but if you've kept up with college ball for the past 30 years, he's pretty well known.

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