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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!


Lol

Goddamn what a lovely snipe. Here is a house definitely built by a dude or maybe two dudes.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5419-Pratt-Dr_New-Orleans_LA_70122_M80328-05915?view=qv









The bathrooms are just what m'lady ordered





Phil Moscowitz fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Feb 10, 2020

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PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

mc eschers house

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Lol

Goddamn what a lovely snipe. Here is a house definitely built by a dude or maybe two dudes.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5419-Pratt-Dr_New-Orleans_LA_70122_M80328-05915?view=qv









The bathrooms are just what m'lady ordered







I'm the Peloton in the kitchen.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

transom cabinets

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Phil Moscowitz posted:

Lol

Goddamn what a lovely snipe. Here is a house definitely built by a dude or maybe two dudes.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5419-Pratt-Dr_New-Orleans_LA_70122_M80328-05915?view=qv









The bathrooms are just what m'lady ordered







I’m the exposed PVC sink trap in the otherwise clean and minimal bathroom.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Dammit I missed taxchat. My property and school taxes are fully half of my mortgage payment a month. HALF.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


No one pointing out that house has a urinal in it? Living the dream, this guy.

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Ah yes, the dream of hand-cleaning a urinal and surrounding surfaces on a regular basis.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

mutata posted:

Ah yes, the dream of hand-cleaning a urinal and surrounding surfaces on a regular basis.

Yes, but how else will the :females: know this is your Masculine Piss Zone? Aside from the smell.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

Phil Moscowitz posted:


The bathrooms are just what m'lady ordered





Can't predict where those tiles will end up.

Are those blinds over the mirror? Is that actually a window into the closet?

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Looks like a mirror propped up in a window.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mutata posted:

Ah yes, the dream of hand-cleaning a urinal and surrounding surfaces on a regular basis.

Lol yeah right

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Phil Moscowitz posted:


The bathrooms are just what m'lady ordered




Not quite: the tub is missing the mold-collecting river stone surround at the base. That's what all the ladies really want.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I’m the exposed PVC sink trap in the otherwise clean and minimal bathroom.

As people are pointing out, that's a brave assumption when you have a home piss wall.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Phil Moscowitz posted:

Lol

Goddamn what a lovely snipe. Here is a house definitely built by a dude or maybe two dudes.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5419-Pratt-Dr_New-Orleans_LA_70122_M80328-05915?view=qv









The bathrooms are just what m'lady ordered






masc 4 masc: the house

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012
There's no way it's more difficult to clean a urinal than the nooks and crannies of a regular toilet

PRADA SLUT
Mar 14, 2006

Inexperienced,
heartless,
but even so

hypnophant posted:

There's no way it's more difficult to clean a urinal than the nooks and crannies of a regular toilet

Yeah especially since you can just pee powerwash it

mutata
Mar 1, 2003

hypnophant posted:

There's no way it's more difficult to clean a urinal than the nooks and crannies of a regular toilet

Just lol if you don't sit down to pee in your own house. A real self own.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

beep-beep car is go posted:

Dammit I missed taxchat. My property and school taxes are fully half of my mortgage payment a month. HALF.

Same, after home owners insurance, flood insurance, and property taxes.

Thank you Texas Legislature and Robinhood/Recapture. (Texas takes over 50% of property taxes collected by AISD, which will eventually put AISD into default.)

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I give you the "Shipwreck House". I kind of like it just because it's so weird but I cannot imagine any human being living here.
https://www.zillow.com/homes/3599-Hector-Rd-Newcastle,-CA,-95658_rb/95947261_zpid/

I like the bathtub and shower in the...living room? bedroom? left blue void area? For the exhibitionists out there.

The kitchen would work if they put doors on at least some of the cabinets. And maybe even some drawers?

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Everything about that place screams surf club.

Except for the bathtub in the middle of the main area.

TheMightyHandful
Dec 8, 2008

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Everything about that place screams surf club.

Except for the bathtub in the middle of the main area.

kinky surf club

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle



The booger lamp really adds to the ambience.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Lol

Goddamn what a lovely snipe. Here is a house definitely built by a dude or maybe two dudes.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/5419-Pratt-Dr_New-Orleans_LA_70122_M80328-05915?view=qv





...

I actually like the exterior. Maybe that makes me an idiot horse fucker, idk.

But the interior is bad. Where do you ever buy transom cabinets?

Edit: that clown house is haunting me. That gorgeous woodwork. Then the clown. And the dangling bare LED bulb to bring it all together. What the poo poo.

Edit 2: I found more info

:eyepop:

Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Feb 11, 2020

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
I just applied to go back to school and study interior design, starting this summer. I blame all of you.

Kase moch
Jun 5, 2012

Gentlemen prefer blondes

beep-beep car is go posted:

Dammit I missed taxchat. My property and school taxes are fully half of my mortgage payment a month. HALF.

Hello fellow New Yorker, I weep with you

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Kase moch posted:

Hello fellow New Yorker, I weep with you

Same.. I'm stupidly getting back into homeownership and my taxes will be somehwr in the realm of 40% of my mortgage payment.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Hope this isn't too off topic/not interesting to people who aren't me but I just saw something on an episode of antiques roadshow I thought was cool.

So back in WW2 the US had these stamped metal splints they used when evacuating wounded troops. But they realized the springy metal was basically amplifying vibrations and making injuries worse.

So the government contracted a company to make an alternative. What the designers came up with was a technique for molding plywood into weird shapes.



The designers, Charles and Ray Eames, would go on to use this technique to make furniture you might be familiar with.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




There are some serious crimes against interior design being committed here.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/237-Maple-St-Stowe-VT-05672/75440739_zpid/

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Kase moch posted:

Hello fellow New Yorker, I weep with you

:gonk::hf::gonk:

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

There are some serious crimes against interior design being committed here.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/237-Maple-St-Stowe-VT-05672/75440739_zpid/

I know I've posted pictures of my grandparents' bedroom in this thread before, with the matching toile wallpaper/bedding/curtains/upholstery/lampshades, but at least my grandma never put wallpaper on the ceiling.

BigFactory
Sep 17, 2002

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

There are some serious crimes against interior design being committed here.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/237-Maple-St-Stowe-VT-05672/75440739_zpid/

A lot of it is furniture (but not all of it). Stowe is a cool town though. I kinda would take it just like it is, dog heads and magic eye bedrooms and all.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
The skiing isn't even that good up there.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
check out this strong-rear end foyer





cool empty nest grown kids bedrooms too. yeah i wouldn't want to reconvert this back to a generic guest room either





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1209-French-Creek-Dr-Wayzata-MN-55391/1785906_zpid/

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

luxury handset posted:

check out this strong-rear end foyer





cool empty nest grown kids bedrooms too. yeah i wouldn't want to reconvert this back to a generic guest room either





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1209-French-Creek-Dr-Wayzata-MN-55391/1785906_zpid/
I'd live there.

Not for what it costs of course

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 29, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Zamboni Rodeo posted:

There are some serious crimes against interior design being committed here.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/237-Maple-St-Stowe-VT-05672/75440739_zpid/

There's some bad furniture and the black and white bedroom is whoa, and a bit much, but I totally dig the red lacquer kitchen. I can't stand tile countertops, but I don't hate it. The black and white bathroom is pretty neat, but could probably use a better wallpaper.

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

There are some serious crimes against interior design being committed here.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/237-Maple-St-Stowe-VT-05672/75440739_zpid/

Every window treatment in the main house is a goddamn crime. I’ll bet at least one of those valances has tissue paper stuffed in it.

The Lord Bude
May 23, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT MY SHITTY, BOUGIE INTERIOR DECORATING ADVICE

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

There are some serious crimes against interior design being committed here.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/237-Maple-St-Stowe-VT-05672/75440739_zpid/

I kinda like it. Ceilings are too low for my taste though.

luxury handset posted:

check out this strong-rear end foyer





cool empty nest grown kids bedrooms too. yeah i wouldn't want to reconvert this back to a generic guest room either





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1209-French-Creek-Dr-Wayzata-MN-55391/1785906_zpid/

I like this one too, but in the sense that I like many of the rooms individually but they have no business being in the same house. There seems to be a weird fusion of Baroque mansion but also - I don't really know what it's called - that style with all the exposed varnished wood and vaulted ceilings.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
The lion, the witch and the garderobe.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

The lion, the witch and the garderobe.



Nice joke

Weird pic

Good post

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