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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

PawParole posted:

So George Galloway has launched his own party.

I know nothing about the politics of the rainy pedop-isle, but how likely is Cat Boy to win a few seats?

zero

he is zero likely

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PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

OwlFancier posted:

Didn't know the moon had a CLP but fair enough.


Do you mean his merger with the CPGBML to form the CPGBML(R) a month or two ago?

https://workerspartybritain.org/about/

people said that Boris would never be PM, corbyn would never be leader of Labour and Brexit would never happen.

He looks like he should appeal to a lot of (whatever your rust-belt is called). the north... east i'm guessing?

TRIXNET
Jun 6, 2004

META AS FUCK.
I've been burnt out for months at my current job so I took this week off to relax, currently spending a lot of time watching TNG, eating B&J and trying to not feel guilty about it or check my work email. (I've definitely done both)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PawParole posted:

https://workerspartybritain.org/about/

people said that Boris would never be PM, corbyn would never be leader of Labour and Brexit would never happen.

He looks like he should appeal to a lot of (whatever your rust-belt is called). the north... east i'm guessing?

The UK has more dumb tankie/trot/whatever groups than you can count on both hands, they never amount to anything because, unfortunately, my home is not actually full of militant commies, it's mostly full of crusty old farts who bought their council house and have voted tory since blair was elected.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

PawParole posted:

https://workerspartybritain.org/about/

people said that Boris would never be PM, corbyn would never be leader of Labour and Brexit would never happen.

He looks like he should appeal to a lot of (whatever your rust-belt is called). the north... east i'm guessing?

when you say you know nothing about UK politics you're clearly not kidding

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

OwlFancier posted:

The UK has more dumb tankie/trot/whatever groups than you can count on both hands, they never amount to anything because, unfortunately, my home is not actually full of militant commies, it's mostly full of crusty old farts who bought their council house and have voted tory since blair was elected.

here in minnesota a libertarian wrestler beat both the republicans and DFL to become governor. ( Galloway's co-worker on RT)

he could steal votes from Labour in the North East. I doubt they've been voting Tory since Blair, otherwise, where did Brown's government get it's seats?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

How... do you think gordon brown became prime minister..?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

PawParole posted:

where did Brown's government get it's seats?

hahahahaha

maybe try listening to one of the actual UK people telling you what UK politics is like rather than assuming you know better

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

In case you didn't get it, gordon brown never won an election.

For context, UKIP throughout its entire history managed to win... one seat I think?

The UK electoral system does not brook new parties even under historically poor performances. The last new party was the SDP in the 80's which split from labour and merged into the lib dems to maintain viability.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Julio Cruz posted:

hahahahaha

maybe try listening to one of the actual UK people telling you what UK politics is like rather than assuming you know better

so brown didn't have any of those seats that Labour lost in the last election? How did he form a minority goverment if he had no seats in the labour heartlands?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PawParole posted:

so brown didn't have any of those seats that Labour lost in the last election? How did he form a minority goverment if he had no seats in the labour heartlands?

Gordon brown did not form a minority government...

Are you posting from an alternate timeline? Who shot Kennedy? Is Norman Tebbit still alive?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

PawParole posted:

so brown didn't have any of those seats that Labour lost in the last election? How did he form a minority goverment if he had no seats in the labour heartlands?

He didn't form a minority government, you pillock.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

OwlFancier posted:

In case you didn't get it, gordon brown never won an election.

I never said he won an election. He had to have enough seats to pass a budget and aviod VoNC's right? Where did those seats come from, if not the Labour heartlands?

there's no need to be rude. If he had neither a majority nor minority government then how was he PM?

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

WhatEvil posted:

We were just talking about job applications the other day:

https://twitter.com/zenalbatross/status/1227637604696416262?s=20

I'm still salty about a practice verbal reasoning test I had to do in the middle of jan.

The way these work - you're given a block of text like you'd find in a poorly written encylopedia. With the text is a statement, and using only the information in the text you have to say if the statement is true or false, or if you cannot say.

The problem is, these things are all bullshit, and the writers can't keep to their own loving standards of what language means

Like in this one:


The explanation they've given doesn't actually have anything to do with the statement - it's just describing properties that Testudines have, and saying that they're therefore turtles. It's almost affirming the consequence (As in "Dogs have 4 legs, Cats have 4 legs, therefore Dogs are Cats") except they've mangled the text in their explanation - the extract doesn't say that "Testudines are characterized by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs and acting as a shield", it says that Turtles are.

And if the explanation is garbage, it's useless as a training tool (also any recruitment test that you can train for is probably bullshit).

Also, that's not what a collective noun. You wouldn't say "a testudines of turtles" like you would "a gaggle of geese" or "a fleet of ships" - they're acting like "Testudines" is a synonym for "turtle", but the second loving sentence admits that there's some ambiguity about whether Turtle = Testudines, so something like "Testudines is synonymous with Turtle" is impossible to answer, because there's no option for "sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't".

And then it turns out they nicked the whole thing from wikipedia:

quote:

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines characterized by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs and acting as a shield.[3] "Turtle" may refer to the order as a whole (American English) or to fresh-water and sea-dwelling testudines (British English).[4] The order Testudines includes both extant (living) and extinct species. The earliest known members of this group date from the Middle Jurassic,[1] making turtles one of the oldest reptile groups and a more ancient group than snakes or crocodilians. Of the 356 known species[2] alive today, some are highly endangered.[2]

Turtles are ectotherms—animals commonly called cold-blooded—meaning that their internal temperature varies according to the ambient environment. However, because of their high metabolic rate, leatherback sea turtles have a body temperature that is noticeably higher than that of the surrounding water. Turtles are classified as amniotes, along with other reptiles, birds, and mammals. Like other amniotes, turtles breathe air and do not lay eggs underwater, although many species live in or around water.

Oh except they removed the bit that made the ambiguity explicit. Cunts.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

PawParole posted:

I never said he won an election. He had to have enough seats to pass a budget and aviod VoNC's right? Where did those seats come from, if not the Labour heartlands?

You're operating from some absolutely loving gigantic misconceptions that might best be remedied by a trip to Gordon Brown's Wikipedia page.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PawParole posted:

I never said he won an election. He had to have enough seats to pass a budget and aviod VoNC's right? Where did those seats come from, if not the Labour heartlands?

Tony Blair resigned as prime minister, but this does not trigger an election. Labour lost the 2010 election because of Blair's terrible governance and leaving Brown with all the poo poo he'd managed to pile up under his godawful tenure. The vote shares in the north east nosedived under blair and has continued to fall since, and what we are now seeing is the culmination of that trend combined with demographic hollowing because there's no work up here. Therefore it is populated disproportionately by the old and miserable and tory.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

PawParole posted:

I never said he won an election. He had to have enough seats to pass a budget and aviod VoNC's right? Where did those seats come from, if not the Labour heartlands?
He spent his entire tenure being derided as 'unelected' by the press because he never held an election after taking over as PM, until 2010, when he lost.

OwlFancier posted:

Are you posting from an alternate timeline? Who shot Kennedy?

OwlFancier posted:

Norman Tebbit

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
It's also worth noting that Labour's vote-share has remained roughly the same in the 'red wall' since 2001. They held on through low turnout and a lack of a popular, unified opposition. Once that came along, those same old few thousand votes weren't enough any more.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
that was a hell of a turnaround from "I don't know anything about UK politics" to "actually no I'm right you're wrong"

why would you bother asking people what they think if you're immediately going to disregard everything they say

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I was actually very tempted to suggest that norman tebbit shot kennedy so I'm glad that someone else did too :v:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Julio Cruz posted:

that was a hell of a turnaround from "I don't know anything about UK politics" to "actually no I'm right you're wrong"

why would you bother asking people what they think if you're immediately going to disregard everything they say

I literally live in the locus of the area you're describing lol, we are not overflowing with bolsheviks just waiting for gorgeous george to come and lead us to electoral victory.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Borrovan posted:

For those without institutional access

Totally keeping that one close to hand

If anyone ever needs institution access to anything just pm me :pcgaming1:

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

but he had the seats. I never said he was ever elected, you guys are literally arguing past my point, I said he had enough seats to be PM, that at least some people in the northest had to have been socialists who voted labour, since they returned Dennis Skinner for year after year, and that Labour should watch to make sure Galloway doesn't split the vote or win seats in the north.

I don't pretend to understand how things work on your sinking gloomy isle, but even a dumbass american like me who's brainpan is filled with corn-syrup understands that you must have a majority of seats to be Prime Minister

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
the problem is that you came in here professing ignorance, asked a question which was answered, and now you're trying to tell people who evidently know more about the subject than you that their answer is wrong

ps Bolsover is not in the north-east

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PawParole posted:

but he had the seats. I never said he was ever elected, you guys are literally arguing past my point, I said he had enough seats to be PM, that at least some people in the northest had to have been socialists who voted labour, since they returned Dennis Skinner for year after year, and that Labour should watch to make sure Galloway doesn't split the vote or win seats in the north.

I don't pretend to understand how things work on your sinking gloomy isle, but even a dumbass american like me who's brainpan is filled with corn-syrup understands that you must have a majority of seats to be Prime Minister

Bolsover is a hundred and fifty miles from london...

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The election that gave Labour enough seats for Brown to be PM was conducted under Blair.

Skinner was a special case in that he was the last holdover of the old coal miners' union sector of Labour and was popular locally. But the North East wasn't and isn't Midlands mining towns.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

PawParole posted:

but he had the seats. I never said he was ever elected, you guys are literally arguing past my point, I said he had enough seats to be PM, that at least some people in the northest had to have been socialists who voted labour, since they returned Dennis Skinner for year after year, and that Labour should watch to make sure Galloway doesn't split the vote or win seats in the north.

I don't pretend to understand how things work on your sinking gloomy isle, but even a dumbass american like me who's brainpan is filled with corn-syrup understands that you must have a majority of seats to be Prime Minister

A governing party can choose a new prime minister for itself without holding a general election. They're not a president, they're just the guy the majority party puts in charge.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Seriously go on wikipedia and screenshot the map of the UK because I want to know what timeline you're posting from where gordon brown formed a minority government in 2010 because bolsover-on-tees voted in dennis skinner.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

PawParole posted:

https://workerspartybritain.org/about/

people said that Boris would never be PM, corbyn would never be leader of Labour and Brexit would never happen.

He looks like he should appeal to a lot of (whatever your rust-belt is called). the north... east i'm guessing?

He's tried this in the last two election and managed to got 2k in Manchester and then less than 500 in West Brom - everyone has figured out he's a loving grifter and teaming up the North Korea defending actual Stalinists who think he can actually lend them some charisma ain't gonna help

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I mean as far as I can see this party isn't even registered yet and has links across the bottom promoting his Russia Today talk show.

PawParole
Nov 16, 2019

Darth Walrus posted:

A governing party can choose a new prime minister for itself without holding a general election. They're not a president, they're just the guy the majority party puts in charge.

I thought you could only have Majority or Minority governments in bung-a-bob-for-a-Big-Ben-bong land.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yes, blair won the election, but he resigned afterwards, brown then took over the government because the prime minister is not the president, and continued to run it until 2010, at which point he lost, to david cameron... Nobody voted for a gordon brown government.

Imagine the president doesn't exist and all you have is congress, and the person in charge of the biggest party in congress does the president's job. That's how it works.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Basically, you're having a tough time getting your questions answered because the fundamental premises you're operating from are false. It's like you're going into a USPOL thread and asking what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's campaign strategy was that allowed her to win over Californian voters to elect her as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Darth Walrus posted:

Basically, you're having a tough time getting your questions answered because the fundamental premises you're operating from are false. It's like you're going into a USPOL thread and asking what Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's campaign strategy was that allowed her to win over Californian voters to elect her as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

the question was answered, it's just that apparently our American friend didn't like the answer they got

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

quote:

In case you didn't get it, gordon brown never won an election...

I never said he won an election. He had to have enough seats to pass a budget and aviod VoNC's right? Where did those seats come from, if not the Labour heartlands?

there's no need to be rude. If he had neither a majority nor minority government then how was he PM?

I can't tell if this is master level trolling or just americangeopolitics.txt.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is a parliamentary system genuinely that hard to understand? It's just the presidential system with fewer parts.

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
It's more that he's obviously confusing Gordon Broon of the Poond with Cameron.

E: Obligatory

https://twitter.com/wolfdancer/status/1007729158473027584

RockyB fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Feb 12, 2020

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

But that makes no sense because then you'd have to assume labour was in government until 2015...

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

RockyB posted:

It's more that he's obviously confusing Gordon Broon of the Poond with Cameron.
But Cameroon has a presidential system.

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bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Just caught up with the thread and without wanting to restart anything I enjoyed Saith going off on one. Though points deducted for not mentioning the 'treachery of the blue books.' Also the real historic problem for Wales and the whole of the UK, the loving liberals (Welsh liberals really hosed Wales over). When are we working class going to get out poo poo together and push them all into the sea? I'm currently free Sunday.

I'm really glad HS2 is going ahead.

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