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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/OliviaMesser/status/1227710547195506690?s=20 I'm going to forward this to a buddy who worked with the CDC as a grad/doc student and watch her explode
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Hahahaha HELL YES CHAOS!
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if i was a totalitarian government and wanted to come clean on lying about the true extent of the epidemic, i would fire the local officials and pin the blame on them. PRESTER JANE GOT PROBED TOO SOON
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gregday posted:they got the boo box lol the pirate that got put in the boo box was glenn close in drag
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Spergin Morlock posted:lol the pirate that got put in the boo box was glenn close in drag lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCx-M8dcDhk
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SKULL.GIF posted:remember when this post was a joke just call it novacorona or something, sounds ominous and a bit cyberpunk
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Hubei province is late with their numbers today.  How hard can it be to multiply the previous day by 75%?
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Torpor posted:the CDC has acted real languidly over this whole thing.
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Today, we are all the Coronavirus. The CDC is helping, but the virus needs more help. I'm gonna call Bono right now to organize a concert for the Coronavirus in Wuhan.
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LookingGodIntheEye posted:Well it doesn't have a very high fatality rate but the rest of the point taken yes. uh how do you know the real fatality rate do you have inside info
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Torpor posted:the CDC has acted real languidly over this whole thing. what are the odds that they skipped normal procurement procedures because it’s an “emergency” and acquired them by whatever means ensured the most nepotism and graft?
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oxsnard posted:if i was a totalitarian government and wanted to come clean on lying about the true extent of the epidemic, i would fire the local officials and pin the blame on them. Unprobe Prester Jane
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hmm I might actually buy that plague doctor mask I was joking about earlier
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holy poo poo https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1227741314911031296
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China likes to rip the band-aid and get it over with. They're gonna do something drastic with their currency soon
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Doorknob Slobber posted:uh how do you know the real fatality rate do you have inside info The rate has been at 2%. That's still high and demands containment, but it's not "kill everyone" high. The source is like uh read some news
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Wow we're actually going to have a pandemic. Not surprising given the way that cruise ship outbreak has been going.
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twoday posted:https://twitter.com/OliviaMesser/status/1227710547195506690?s=20 lmao this is exactly how lovely i imagined the US containment efforts would be
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This is like the scene in the matrix where agent Smith says humanity is a virus, except instead of humanity it's coronavirus
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twoday posted:this graphic will be funny to photoshop with updated info later: lmfao
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CPA Hell posted:probably just a typo where someone accidentally hit an extra digit. I mean given that the stock market has gone down like 1% in futures trading along with Chinese currency, there is a financial incentive to correct this ASAP if it was a fat finger mistake.
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quote:[Wartime control in Zhangwan District, Shiyan, Hubei] The new crown pneumonia epidemic prevention and control headquarters in Zhangwan District, Shiyan City, Hubei Province issued a notice announcing that Zhangwan District will implement wartime control from 24:00 on February 12, the principle of control measures It takes 14 days as a cycle, depending on the city's and Zhangwan District's epidemic prevention and control effects, it can be lifted or implemented in advance.
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twoday posted:this graphic will be funny to photoshop with updated info later: yesterday, just a little under the optimistic scenario. with today’s numbers, now above the pessimistic scenario. remember the good ol’ days when the pessimistic scenario seemed scary? I miss those days
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Can we bring back the old graph from 2 weeks ago. We just got 1000% growth in a day. Verticality is back.
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U-DO Burger posted:lmao this is exactly how lovely i imagined the US containment efforts would be The unnamed country can only be angry over the superior high energy Chinese response. (Trump cut government funding for agencies like the CDC as part of his reform plan)
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