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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Jamsta posted:

im all set

I'm the corned beef.

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Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

If they are in Aus already, why do they need to climb the GFW?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

stephenthinkpad posted:

If they are in Aus already, why do they need to climb the GFW?

They got stuck in china over the holiday is my guess

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Jamsta posted:

im all set


Habitant soup is always a good choice

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
They're chinese students currently residing in australia who can't travel back and are told to study online, but can't.


Anyhow.


https://twitter.com/russian_market/status/1227928868570488834

Also:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1228112826214047744

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Despera posted:

They got stuck in china over the holiday is my guess

Just get a couple vpn.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Mithaldu posted:

And here's the WHO confirming that most of the cases from yesterday were added retroactively:

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-02-14/who-believe-coronavirus-rate-outside-of-china-staying-low/11964872

cool, i guess that clears it up. though in regards to the deaths (240 something?), odd to have an increase over the average by only 140 but include so many more cases - still wonder if that is just more recent. had 116 today

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Mithaldu posted:

They're chinese students currently residing in australia who can't travel back and are told to study online, but can't.


Anyhow.



You got to draw a picture for me. If they are currently in Aus going to Aus school, why can't they use the internet?

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Don't mind me, just randomly spraying something over 5% of this area in random directions.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

stephenthinkpad posted:

Just get a couple vpn.

If they are abroad getting a vpn wont help them access the chinese internet. Firewall works both ways

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:

stephenthinkpad posted:

You got to draw a picture for me. If they are currently in Aus going to Aus school, why can't they use the internet?
Sorry, i'm an idiot and misread, they're chinese students who went home for the chinese new years and can't phone out.

Mozi posted:

cool, i guess that clears it up. though in regards to the deaths (240 something?), odd to have an increase over the average by only 140 but include so many more cases - still wonder if that is just more recent. had 116 today
gotta be honest i don't quite understand the question, but fwiw, the "recovered" metric was affected similarly. if nothing else, it all fits the story.

Bronze Fonz posted:

Don't mind me, just randomly spraying something over 5% of this area in random directions.
i just love how they basically sprint through

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Chinese gov been cracking down on vpns for years. Buying any is a crapshoot.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Yeah you need to get 2-3 vpn to swap around, not the major famous ones.

Mithaldu
Sep 25, 2007

Let's cuddle. :3:
Seems the numbers have settled enough.

https://twitter.com/mithaldu/status/1228126055136886784

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

stephenthinkpad posted:

Yeah you need to get 2-3 vpn to swap around, not the major famous ones.

You want to spend 1k with no guarantee youll be able to take the final?

Probably #1 reason of foreign divestment right now is the vpn crackdown.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Jamsta posted:

im all set


Prepper or extreme couponing?

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor
And, you know Bat Soup Fever.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Hot take: it spreads through 5G

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Sono posted:

Prepper or extreme couponing?

Probably Mormon. It's one of their tenets to be ready for the end times I think.

titty fat pizza
Jan 1, 2013
Hello are we all dead yet?

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006

Jamsta posted:

im all set


Those shelves aren't going to last, looks like they are about to buckle like an Aeron under a goon.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Whats the capacity for serious care in China? I think someone waaay back said it was 100,000 throughout the country?

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Despera posted:

You want to spend 1k with no guarantee youll be able to take the final?

Probably #1 reason of foreign divestment right now is the vpn crackdown.

I was in China in Dec, expressVPN didn't, but cheap windscribe worked.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Half that in icus, 1/20 in Econ’s

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

Telsa Cola posted:

Whats the capacity for serious care in China? I think someone waaay back said it was 100,000 throughout the country?
Closer to 70k

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor
Death by slowly drowning the hospitals in ICU cases, running them out of oxygen, then everyone not in the ICU already drowns.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Well this is fun

Guy flies to Canada from China, tries to cross into the US yesterday by car but is stopped because he has an outstanding warrant in Pennsylvania. He's currently in quarantine in a Buffalo jail. Pennsylvania says they don't want him and he's going to be set free if he goes 14 days without becoming symptomatic.

:rip: the rest of the prisoners

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1228137109468438529

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 23, 2021

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
Come on. Look at that guy. He doesn't have the virus. He fucks.

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
.

sincx fucked around with this message at 06:10 on Mar 23, 2021

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Gearhead posted:

And, you know Bat Soup Fever.

Gearhead
Feb 13, 2007
The Metroid of Humor

:perfect:

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E

sincx posted:

Wow he's 42. I thought he's 25 based on the photo.

Can you be any more racist?

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Shaocaholica posted:

Can you be any more racist?

hes praising those superior han genes

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Shaocaholica posted:

Can you be any more racist?

loving lol

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Shaocaholica posted:

Can you be any more racist?

"Wow that old person looks young" is not a racist statement you goober

VomitOnLino
Jun 13, 2005

Sometimes I get lost.

Shaocaholica posted:

Can you be any more racist?

LMAO Whut?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/mjswhitebread/status/1228188338042966017?s=21

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Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord
everyone at my work is catching a very deep (lower respiratory?) cough... my roomie has it too now

:ohdear:

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