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Oscar is undoubtedly a fifth stage guild navigator
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 03:45 |
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"Up close they always look like dunes, but nope, they're balls"
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 15:54 |
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I always expected that Duncan Idaho Orgasm Climb to be kind of exaggerated, like "she watched his rippling muscles as he ascended, it made her feel warm, inside, like a woman." Nope. Turns out it's just "she came"
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:19 |
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davidspackage posted:I always expected that Duncan Idaho Orgasm Climb to be kind of exaggerated, like "she watched his rippling muscles as he ascended, it made her feel warm, inside, like a woman." Once again proving that Herbert was a prolific faker.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:28 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:Muffdivers edit Please, it's the Beefswellers edit
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:28 |
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The slow beefswell penetrates the shield
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 20:32 |
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When I was younger, I was really into the concept of "Jihad". I got so deep into it, I found myself mentally saying " KUL WAHEED" over and over.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 22:14 |
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davidspackage posted:I always expected that Duncan Idaho Orgasm Climb to be kind of exaggerated, like "she watched his rippling muscles as he ascended, it made her feel warm, inside, like a woman." The way this thread talks about it, I assumed it was Duncs vaulting a metre-high garden wall or something. Not a titanic murder-cliff. That's a bit more impressive.
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 22:25 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:When I was younger, I was really into the concept of "Jihad". This sounds like it should be prefaced with something like “Permabanned poster SardaukarStomper69 here...”
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# ? Feb 11, 2020 23:01 |
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i would advise all people who "get" zensunni to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 00:23 |
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euphronius posted:Indiana :: Idaho We named the dog Idaho!
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 05:45 |
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Ulf posted:We named the dog Idaho! I may name a dog Duncan now because of this It's a good dog name I think
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 19:12 |
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shame on an IGA posted:i would advise all people who "get" zensunni to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace. where were you a decade ago?
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# ? Feb 12, 2020 20:14 |
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I'm embarassed I need to ask but, is that Pete Buttigieg picture fake?
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:14 |
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It's both fake and extremely real in that you can be 100% sure that he would enjoy the collection of words pictured.
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 15:16 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:It is kinda funny how one Duncan manages to kill him in the end,that one beingThe loving River. A dunk in the Idaho
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# ? Feb 13, 2020 18:20 |
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Joke Miriam posted:A dunk in the Idaho God drat it. That's up there with spice = melange = mix/variety = variety is the spice of life. Feel like I've been pranked by Ol' Horny Frank.
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 01:04 |
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Sometimes I wonder about Ol' Horny Frank's wife. Was she the freakiest of freaks? Or did she get to the bit about wall-gasms and refuse to look at any more of her husband's writing? It's been suggested elsewhere that Herbert was Not A Good Dad; was he Not A Good Spouse as well...?
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:31 |
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Tree Bucket posted:Sometimes I wonder about Ol' Horny Frank's wife. Was she the freakiest of freaks? Or did she get to the bit about wall-gasms and refuse to look at any more of her husband's writing? It's been suggested elsewhere that Herbert was Not A Good Dad; was he Not A Good Spouse as well...? She was a terminally ill person for a while from what I've read. He spent a long time taking care of her between 1974 and 84 when she died. Much of his horny poo poo (dune 3-6) was written during this period. BeanpolePeckerwood fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Feb 14, 2020 |
# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:39 |
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N U D E The Horny Planet
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:50 |
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was herbert a sex pest or did he just write wierd poo poo. It really saddened me to learn that Asimov was a pest
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 02:58 |
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Horsebanger posted:was herbert a sex pest or did he just write wierd poo poo. Herbert's not a pest, he just felt like writing about sexual politics in sci-fi, during the sexual revolution.
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 03:07 |
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Horsebanger posted:was herbert a sex pest or did he just write wierd poo poo. asimov kind of wore it on his sleeve
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 03:17 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Herbert's not a pest, he just felt like writing about sexual politics in sci-fi, during the sexual revolution. Also probably furiously masturbating to space pussy witches cause his wife was very sick and terminally ill during Heretics and Chapterhouse
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 08:39 |
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Also probably furiously masturbating to space pussy witches cause his wife was very sick and terminally ill during Heretics and Chapterhouse That too. But really, who's NOT pulling one off?
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 10:25 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:She was a terminally ill person for a while from what I've read. He spent a long time taking care of her between 1974 and 84 when she died. Much of his horny poo poo (dune 3-6) was written during this period. Interesting! Navigating a terminal illness in the context of a long-term relationship has got to be tricky. Sounds like Team Herbert found something that worked for them, and produced some decent fiction into the bargain.
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 13:51 |
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So the pussy magic witches are really just Frank’s equivalent of James Sunderland’s sexy monsters.
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Tree Bucket posted:Sometimes I wonder about Ol' Horny Frank's wife. Was she the freakiest of freaks? Or did she get to the bit about wall-gasms and refuse to look at any more of her husband's writing? It's been suggested elsewhere that Herbert was Not A Good Dad; was he Not A Good Spouse as well...? Tree Bucket posted:decent friction
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# ? Feb 14, 2020 17:21 |
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good dog
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 07:39 |
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drunkill posted:
Should've used this good dogge instead of those stupid laza tigers for the assassination plot
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 07:43 |
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D. Ebdrup posted:desert friction
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 08:57 |
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Apparently Tolkien read Dune before it was published and didn't like it one bit, which is weird if only for all the words Frank invented. You'd think Tolkien would be all over that.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 12:23 |
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Vlex posted:Apparently Tolkien read Dune before it was published and didn't like it one bit, which is weird if only for all the words Frank invented. You'd think Tolkien would be all over that. Can believe it, Dune is too horny. Kinda crazy to think Dune is a contemporary of LOTR.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 12:42 |
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Vlex posted:Apparently Tolkien read Dune before it was published and didn't like it one bit, which is weird if only for all the words Frank invented. You'd think Tolkien would be all over that. Dune is stridently anti-colonialist, no surprise Tolkien would hate it. Let's be real, LOTR is about the racial holy war.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 13:12 |
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If I had to take one guess as to what Tolkien didn’t like about Dune, it would probably be Herbert’s “god is fake and religion is social control” spiel. Tolkien didn’t love colonialism any more than Herbert did, but he did love religion, a lot.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 13:21 |
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Both authors have a strong thread of mysticism in their works, just radically different interpretations of it.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 13:23 |
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In Duniefied LOTR Frodo would pop up in Mordor and effect a violent Uruk-Hai revolution against all power structures of middle earth. He would TOTALLY wear the ring for this purpose, and hate himself for it.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 13:36 |
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Anne Frank Funk posted:In Duniefied LOTR Frodo would pop up in Mordor and effect a violent Uruk-Hai revolution against all power structures of middle earth. He would TOTALLY wear the ring for this purpose, and hate himself for it. This is pretty much the entire premise of Middle-earth: Shadow of War, a video game from 2017. Dong Quixote fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Feb 17, 2020 |
# ? Feb 17, 2020 14:55 |
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aw man now i want a shadow of jihad game
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 21:56 |
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Vlex posted:Apparently Tolkien read Dune before it was published and didn't like it one bit, which is weird if only for all the words Frank invented. You'd think Tolkien would be all over that. Tolkien is a loving dork, is why.
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