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Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/MadamDuBonbon/status/1227304398919012352?s=20

Some serious mask slippage

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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Picnic Princess posted:

I thought millennials were guilty of being too slutty? It's not the young people today offended by skin.

that was the thing 10-20 years ago, but today's seniors came up in the 70s and so they confuse concepts like 'consent' and 'anti-harassment' with prudishness

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
The boomer Republican dads in my family's social circle make cracks about people being "triggered" a lot. It's wild that our mostly-offline parents are so concerned with a telephone-game impression of Obama-era Tumblr culture.

Also wild that the most watched news network in America devotes a huge amount of run-time to noted rapist Roger Ailes screaming through various mouthpieces that it is wrong, tyrannical and somehow an attack on Christianity that women don't want to be raped by him, and most of the country just acts like it's a legitimated new organization.

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

Tony Phillips posted:

but LOL if you think people haven't been making a big deal about women's outfits forever

Yeah, uh, I didn't say that. I was just confused over a millennial sharing a photo claiming millennials get offended by revealing outfits. I didn't add this in because it wasn't relevant to the pic but the person who shared it is always sharing BDSM-related memes so idk what the heck lol

wizzardstaff posted:

Scrolling too fast I thought this was a joke about how millennials wouldn't recognize a picture of Dr Frank-N-Furter.

I was legit disappointed when it wasn't a thing about Dr Frank-N-Furter and ended up just being a confusing meme

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/1228052758609022976

Charles :biotruths: Murray is not a scientist, either :ssh:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/andylassner/status/1228081134983991296

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/ImKingGinger/status/1227619618749059072

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Context: last night, Nyla Rose won AEW's Women's Championship, becoming the first trans woman to hold a major professional wrestling promotion's women's title.

The chuds were, of course, not pleased.

https://twitter.com/AlteredAnglePB/status/1227777663013675008
(Incidentally, completely wrong; Harvey Wippleman held the WWF's Women's Championship in 2000)
https://twitter.com/B_Ran1984/status/1227777104424636417
https://twitter.com/NintendoRarefan/status/1227777182937776129
(Santino Marella won the "Miss Wrestlemania" battle royale in 2009)
https://twitter.com/Coby98959613/status/1227835267152830464
https://twitter.com/Georgia13621724/status/1228113382642999298
(Marella also took part in the women's Royal Rumble three weeks ago)
https://twitter.com/Ramit88B/status/1227777308431286272
https://twitter.com/B_Ran1984/status/1227778628001374208

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

TinTower posted:

Context: last night, Nyla Rose won AEW's Women's Championship, becoming the first trans woman to hold a major professional wrestling promotion's women's title.

The chuds were, of course, not pleased.

bad tweets

Poor chuds, the only people in the universe dumb enough to believe kayfabe.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I mean, one of the most beloved professional wrestlers of all time is, in kayfabe, an undead mortician who's also a cowboy and really likes motorbikes.

For some reason, people are OK with that but not with a trans woman wrestling.

(They probably found the Santina Marella stuff knee-slappingly hilarious, though.)

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
Ah yes, she's taking such performance-enhancing drugs as... what, estrogen?

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
It's all about that bone density, apparently, despite the fact that bones also tend to feminize for people on long-term oestrogen (for example, I've personally dropped a couple of shoe sizes).

I think Kayfabe News said it best a few months ago when she was signed.

Kayfabe News posted:

If Nyla Rose is allowed to “compete” as a woman, the imbeciles bleat, it will destroy the suspension of disbelief, even though these people have no trouble suspending disbelief to enjoy matches by an undead mortician, a dentist-turned-pyromaniac, a “fiend” in a Halloween mask, and an assortment of other preposterous characters upon which the entire enterprise of modern professional wrestling has been established.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Vib Rib posted:

Ah yes, she's taking such performance-enhancing drugs as... what, estrogen?

Also worrying about performance enhancing drugs...in wrestling.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



holy moly pro wrestling marks still exist????

and those people look at her nails and still think it's real??????????

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
These people know that pro wrestling is chereographed, right? She won because it was in the script. She could have been a twelve year old and she still would have won.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Oh they also have very strong opinions about twelve year old girls wrestling.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Who What Now posted:

These people know that pro wrestling is chereographed, right? She won because it was in the script. She could have been a twelve year old and she still would have won.

And even if she was twelve, she wouldn't be the first child to hold a wrestling championship; a ten year old won one of the WWE's tag team championships at Wrestlemania a couple of years back. (He then relinquished the title the day after on account of the fact he was in the fourth grade).

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

One of AEW’s top stars has in fact wrestled a child.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Lumbermouth posted:

Oh they also have very strong opinions about twelve year old girls wrestling.

:drat:

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

RatHat posted:

Also worrying about performance enhancing drugs...in wrestling.

This.

Even if you ignore the Steroid Scandal. Even if you ignore wrestlers like the Ultimate Warrior, Hogan, and Lex Luger, just look at Triple H from his start to when he went mostly corporate. He was always a big dude, but there is no way to make those gains without pharmaceutical support.

I think we should allow all sports to have steroids. I want to see giant monsters suped up on Bulgarian Cattle Steroids just destroy each other.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm coming to you for financial support to produce a real life Mutant League Footbal.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

TinTower posted:

It's all about that bone density, apparently, despite the fact that bones also tend to feminize for people on long-term oestrogen (for example, I've personally dropped a couple of shoe sizes).

I think Kayfabe News said it best a few months ago when she was signed.

I genuinely had no idea that the bone structure would actually change, I thought that used to be a decent argument for trans athletes remaining in the category of their birth gender, but I guess it isn't!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

bulletsponge13 posted:

This.

Even if you ignore the Steroid Scandal. Even if you ignore wrestlers like the Ultimate Warrior, Hogan, and Lex Luger, just look at Triple H from his start to when he went mostly corporate. He was always a big dude, but there is no way to make those gains without pharmaceutical support.

I think we should allow all sports to have steroids. I want to see giant monsters suped up on Bulgarian Cattle Steroids just destroy each other.


I guess what I'm saying is, I'm coming to you for financial support to produce a real life Mutant League Footbal.

Calm down, Daniel Tosh

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Nyla Rose is imposing and strong and when she talks she is adorable.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
These people actually believe wrestling is a sport? Like with rules and stuff?

Have these people ever watched a single match?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Aphrodite posted:

One of AEW’s top stars has in fact wrestled a child.

And another one (in fact the person she beat) debuted at 9 years old

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

And another one (in fact the person she beat) debuted at 9 years old

I think they're referring to this.

https://youtu.be/rTizPJj23QY

That roundhouse dropkick at 3:40. :aaaaa:

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
drat, I got no context on the current discussion but that Japanese clip of pro wrestling probably sold me on pro wrestling more than all the poo poo I saw as a kid.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Grognan posted:

drat, I got no context on the current discussion but that Japanese clip of pro wrestling probably sold me on pro wrestling more than all the poo poo I saw as a kid.

There are two styles of Japanese pro wrestling. One is where nobody told them it was fake and the other where nobody told them they were supposed to pretend it was real.

https://youtu.be/L8phHnejtME

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


The complaints about breaking suspension of disbelief or whatever because she's got an "unfair advantage" are especially ridiculous when you take into account the fact that pro wrestling essentially has no weight classes. The previous champion is about the size of a 12-year-old and wrestles people who look like they could hurl her across the ring like a ragdoll - and frequently do so. If this was a real sport then Nyla and Riho would never have fought each other because they just wouldn't be in the same division. If you think Nyla has unfair advantage but Awesome Kong vs Riho would be a completely fair and reasonable contest then, well, you're lying and you don't think that.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Push El Burrito posted:

There are two styles of Japanese pro wrestling. One is where nobody told them it was fake and the other where nobody told them they were supposed to pretend it was real.

https://youtu.be/L8phHnejtME

And sometimes they collide

https://twitter.com/JoshiPuro/status/841468236357070852?s=19

(the child here is the former champion whom Nyla beat)

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTizPJj23QY

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Please someone show the women's championship match people are mad about.

Like I want to see what these people consider to be real and genuine wrestling.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

I can guarantee that most of the people mad about Nyla Rose winning the AEW Womens Title are neither fans of Pro Wrestling of AEW.

They heard a trans person did a thing, and got righteously outraged that thing wasn't quietly hating themselves whilst being forced to live their life in the wrong gender. And then blamed it on PC gone mad and threatened a media company, (that they never watched in the first place), that they will never watch again.

You know, normal behaviour.

Oh, and by the way, the clip above of Kenny Omega losing to 9 year old Haruka is my go to clip when I tell people why I love Pro Wrestling. A grown man confident enough in himself to lose to a 9 year old girl, get booed by a crowd, (who are in on the whole performance aspect of the thing), for beating up that little girl, and also sweet enough to train that little girl for months and months to allow her to live her dream and not hurt her or let her hurt herself doing so.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

BrigadierSensible posted:

Oh, and by the way, the clip above of Kenny Omega losing to 9 year old Haruka is my go to clip when I tell people why I love Pro Wrestling. A grown man confident enough in himself to lose to a 9 year old girl, get booed by a crowd, (who are in on the whole performance aspect of the thing), for beating up that little girl, and also sweet enough to train that little girl for months and months to allow her to live her dream and not hurt her or let her hurt herself doing so.

The way you wrote this makes me want to watch pro wrestling :D It makes it sound truly appealing!

Mohawk Potato
Jan 15, 2008



WaltherFeng posted:

Please someone show the women's championship match people are mad about.

Like I want to see what these people consider to be real and genuine wrestling.

Heres the ending of the match, plus Nyla poo poo talking the people in the back. It was a drat good match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq4MqgzCauo

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Dr Christmas posted:

The boomer Republican dads in my family's social circle make cracks about people being "triggered" a lot. It's wild that our mostly-offline parents are so concerned with a telephone-game impression of Obama-era Tumblr culture.

Also wild that the most watched news network in America devotes a huge amount of run-time to noted rapist Roger Ailes screaming through various mouthpieces that it is wrong, tyrannical and somehow an attack on Christianity that women don't want to be raped by him, and most of the country just acts like it's a legitimated new organization.

Roger Ailes has been dead for three years.

Also re: wrestling, Vince McMahon once wrestled God and won.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

BrigadierSensible posted:

Oh, and by the way, the clip above of Kenny Omega losing to 9 year old Haruka is my go to clip when I tell people why I love Pro Wrestling. A grown man confident enough in himself to lose to a 9 year old girl, get booed by a crowd, (who are in on the whole performance aspect of the thing), for beating up that little girl, and also sweet enough to train that little girl for months and months to allow her to live her dream and not hurt her or let her hurt herself doing so.

This is the most Cool Uncle thing I've ever seen, it's absolutely wonderful.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



https://twitter.com/ColinBrowning14/status/1227906931450425344

:kiss:

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables



Thing is, Brits can still use the EU lane at European airports as Brexit hasn't actually happened yet for realsies. That'll happen later this year.

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Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012


This is one of those “this has to be a parody account...” moments, looking at his other tweets.

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