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Cat Mattress posted:Given how old these strips look, I'd say there's still at least 30 years of "throbbing" before he stops using that word. If throbbing persists for 30 years, see a doctor.
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It's not surprising they couldn't put together a decent Spider-Man movie in the 70s when they just decide to change the script to feature a brand-new villain on a whim like that. 
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"He has a name you know.... it's Prince Goodab... I mean Prince Chiselbutt.... I mean Abs Namor. Namabs..... Abs Mo.... goddammit I'm leaving in a huff  "
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"Leaving me for another man? Pfft, drama queen."
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Getting thirsty for Namor really does turn you into a dumbass
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Any Marvel nerds know why they made a new Mysterio for the comic strip? Had his real identity not been addressed in the comics yet or something? https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Hadley_Harper_(Earth-77013) Also which one of you did this? https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-77013) 
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 I didn't realize it until just now but there are not enough depictions of super heroes eating corn on the cob.
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Why the gently caress are they eating corn on the cob?  I don't know why I find this so funny but holy gently caress there they are just loving munching down on some corncobs while watching the news 
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Corn on the cob is good.
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"im not cucked! im not cucked!!", i continue to insist as i slowly think and tear into a corn cob
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They even have the holders on the ends for eating corn on the cob, implying they regularly eat it.
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:They even have the holders on the ends for eating corn on the cob, implying they regularly eat it. Growing up I had a few of those, although I AM Midwestern. Not sure how common they are outside of this hallowed heartland.
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It's genuinely great that this has been a week of Peter and MJ just hanging around while commenting on the newsJohnny Walker posted:
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Johnny Walker posted:It's not surprising they couldn't put together a decent Spider-Man movie in the 70s when they just decide to change the script to feature a brand-new villain on a whim like that. Johnny Walker posted:
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Savidudeosoo posted:Growing up I had a few of those, although I AM Midwestern. Not sure how common they are outside of this hallowed heartland. Should be available any place that sells kitchen stuff. I live in Ontario and we have them... though maybe that's because we're also big on growing corn here. A corn cob holder is also great for cleaning out a garlic press.
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Savidudeosoo posted:Growing up I had a few of those, although I AM Midwestern. Not sure how common they are outside of this hallowed heartland. 
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Knormal posted:Any Marvel nerds know why they made a new Mysterio for the comic strip? Had his real identity not been addressed in the comics yet or something? I have no idea why they changed it. Unless Stan or the ghost writer of the time just wanted a re-do because they thought Quentin Beck wasn't a good name but he looks somewhat different as well. Beck's ugly mug and Three Stooges bowl cut are pretty distinctive.
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Double-posting That's the one line the writers actually wrote for this play.
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Johnny Walker posted:Double-posting 
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Tonight, MJ will be playing the  smiley brought to life.
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The official soundtrack: Yello - Oh Yeah
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MJ found a man even dumber, stronger, and more prone to acts of random violence without her to set them straight. Also the spandex he wears only covers half his body and she doesn't have to cover his rent. Peter was doomed from the start.
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OK, the one line the writers stole for this play then.  Maybe he's like those spiders who can use bubbles to breathe underwater.
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Johnny Walker posted:OK, the one line the writers stole for this play then. He's also done this before: 
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Johnny Walker posted:OK, the one line the writers stole for this play then. Meanwhile Namor was having a threesome with a squid and an octopus.
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David D. Davidson posted:and an octopus. Otto getting freaky.
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Wait, does that make the threesome Otto-erotic?
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It's not really convenient. Ship has actually been there for hours. They just swung by to give Pete this message so that he will get his butt moving.
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Johnny Walker posted:OK, the one line the writers stole for this play then. Spider-Crab-Man, Spider-Crab-Man, Does whatever a spider-crab can
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"Sorry honey, I'm not giving you a ride to-" *MJ is already in the cop car, pointing dramatically* "To the river!"
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 "You can't invade here, you don't have a permit!"
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