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Every time the topic of Howard's hair comes up the only thing I can think of is that clip of John the Stutterer going I I I I I HAVE ROCK AND ROLL HAIR.
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Rockstar hair
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Feb 13, 2020 19:11
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A few years back, before he was banned, Hanzi accused Howard of wearing a wig and Howard actually replied saying "I have rock star hair!". It seemed tongue in cheek, but at the same time, I do think he looks at it that way.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:14
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Rock Stars wear wigs too. You think all those hair metal guys in the 80s really had hair like that?
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Feb 13, 2020 19:25
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Sand Monster posted:A few years back, before he was banned, Hanzi accused Howard of wearing a wig and Howard actually replied saying "I have rock star hair!". It seemed tongue in cheek, but at the same time, I do think he looks at it that way. Was he banned because he accused Howard of wearing a wig specifically? I mean, I know he was crazy, but Howard has crazy people on the show all the time.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:35
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YeahTubaMike posted:Was he banned because he accused Howard of wearing a wig specifically? I mean, I know he was crazy, but Howard has crazy people on the show all the time. No, it wasn't that call specifically. I can't remember the chronology exactly, but that was one of his last calls before he was banned. I think in subsequent calls he proceeded to talk about Howard's daughters, and then in another mentioned Marci Turk on-air (which was during that phase where Howard wasn't discussing her at all) and put out a Periscope video showing how his called was dumped. Then the infamous "you've lived long enough to become Don Imus" call which may have been the final nail in the coffin.
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Feb 13, 2020 19:42
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I thought I remembered them specifically saying that he was banned because he was threatening the staff
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Feb 13, 2020 20:05
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Hanzi was a little crazy iirc
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Feb 13, 2020 20:07
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Yeah, there were a bunch of reasons including getting paid to go on other shows to rant about Stern. Really, he was just getting more and more aggressively crazy. His last few calls were not the funny "wack pack" crazy, but angry "should we notify loved-ones" crazy. He was funny for a short time, but just got way too serious and out there.
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Feb 13, 2020 20:18
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Looks like this should cover the last days of Hanzi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp20eVTOECk
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Feb 13, 2020 20:20
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Hanzi's calls really got bad towards the end. He kept acussing Howard of illuminati poo poo, spying on him, and puppet master poo poo. While that was always Hanzi's shtick, it was becoming schizophrenic levels. I hope the dude is doing better now, hopefully the distance from the show gave him some time for self care.
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Feb 13, 2020 20:58
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Oh wow, I thought Hanzi was like, Crazy Alice crazy. I didn't know about all of this poo poo. 
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Feb 13, 2020 21:14
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Crazy Alice just disappeared because the 3 hour time difference made it tough to get her live and I don't think she cared about the show as much when fights became less common. There were some stories about her neighbors being pissed about the screaming, but I doubt that had anything to do with her leaving the wack pack.
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YeahTubaMike posted:Oh wow, I thought Hanzi was like, Crazy Alice crazy. I didn't know about all of this poo poo. gently caress THAT MUTHAFUCKA TO HEEEELLL!!!!!!!! Hi fred! 
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Feb 13, 2020 22:23
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Every now and then, I think about the fact that, somewhere, there's someone actually named 'Larvis', and I can thank Tradio/Swap & Shop for that info. Every now and then the phrase " My grandson Rusty just learned to pound off" will fly through my brain at the most innopportune times and I'll just start giggling like an idiot at my desk.
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Feb 14, 2020 02:21
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Isn't it "pump off"?
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Ether Frenzy posted:Isn't it "pump off"? It is.
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Feb 14, 2020 10:49
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Pump off, pound off, baseballs, footballs, my balls
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Yeah pump off is such a funny term I also love the call where he says he lost all his porno mags on the highway but he calls them "gently caress books".
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Lifespan posted:Crazy Alice just disappeared because the 3 hour time difference made it tough to get her live and I don't think she cared about the show as much when fights became less common. There were some stories about her neighbors being pissed about the screaming, but I doubt that had anything to do with her leaving the wack pack. The saga of her and Artie getting into the most hateful screaming matches ("You look like a hill of feces with eyes") and then making up once they met and went on their "date" might have been all bullshit for the show, but it was touching somehow 
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Pump off, pound off, baseballs, footballs, my balls I got lollypop for you. I got taffies for you too. Speak up you loving Ewok.
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Feb 14, 2020 18:51
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Pardon me, you've caught me with a mouth full of salad
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Feb 14, 2020 19:02
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Fiddlesticks!
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Feb 14, 2020 19:06
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I keep knocking the Chess pieces over with my boner.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:28
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One of the best calls that they will never play again was the Tradio "Words to Sounds" call. "Now I'll have it say 'nickel'... oh god, that wasn't right, lets try 'bike'... oh no, lets try this... 'POOP ON MY CHEST'"
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Feb 14, 2020 21:01
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Aside from the one where they call Trick Daddy's internet show pretending to be gay black dudes, my other faaaavorite is when they call some mechanic shop looking for the "Bench press".
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Feb 14, 2020 22:01
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My voice sounds a little different because I have a mask on.
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wesleywillis posted:Aside from the one where they call Trick Daddy's internet show pretending to be gay black dudes, my other faaaavorite is when they call some mechanic shop looking for the "Bench press". "Hold on, I'm putting another plate on this" <Takei scream>
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I love the bench press/ball bearing call like it my own child. The constant gym clanging background noise, the takei screams, the gay porn clips, them being so enthusiastic about doing their lifts to show off over the phone, and finally the guy just hanging politely on the line for so drat long after screaming the same thing at them again and again. It's perfect. I wonder if that guy ever sold it?
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Feb 14, 2020 22:49
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Hey, it's KC! Nice!
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https://twitter.com/ehananoki/status/1228345551621705730?s=21
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I heard that lots of the medical community thinks he's a quack, but I didn't know it got to the point where he lost his license. I swear Howard talked about his poo poo again a couple of weeks ago.
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Feb 15, 2020 01:55
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Jesus I just read his Wiki, and man he is a total right wing nut job.
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Feb 15, 2020 02:07
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How is this related to stern ? Not criticizing jsut curious
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Feb 15, 2020 02:10
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He was on Stern a few times and Howard praised him a lot.
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euphronius posted:How is this related to stern ? Not criticizing jsut curious Back in the early Sirius years he did some stuff on the show, like doing an on air counseling session with Sal and his wife and I think a few other small things.
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Howard wrote a chapter about him in Ms America. Basically back pain is all in your head. So is being gay.
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Bonzo posted:Howard wrote a chapter about him in Ms America. Basically back pain is all in your head. So is being gay. That is Sarno. Different guy.
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Djarum posted:That is Sarno. Different guy. I need retraction
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