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I keep my toilet brush in the shower so I can clean myself and wash off the poop chunks at the same time.
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Inzombiac posted:I keep my toilet brush in the shower so I can clean myself and wash off the poop chunks at the same time. Yeah but what's the toilet brush have to do with that
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Feb 14, 2020 15:20
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I had a buddy in high school who (at least claimed he) never wiped, and just got into the shower to rinse off after every poo poo.
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Feb 14, 2020 15:23
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I had a buddy in high school who (at least claimed he) never wiped, and just got into the shower to rinse off after every poo poo. I heard the same from one dude but also he didn't wipe because it was "gay".
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Feb 14, 2020 15:26
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How is having crusty poo poo constantly all over your rear end gay?
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Feb 14, 2020 16:24
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Leavemywife posted:How is having crusty poo poo constantly all over your rear end gay? Other way around, man
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Feb 14, 2020 16:41
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Leavemywife posted:How is having crusty poo poo constantly all over your rear end gay? No no no, having a sparkling clean anus is gay, having a butt that looks like someone dropped a whole tray of half-baked brownies on the kitchen floor is un-gay. It came up in another thread at some point, apparently some people believe that putting anything between your butt cheeks (including toilet paper) makes you gay.
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Feb 14, 2020 16:42
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:No no no, having a sparkling clean anus is gay, having a butt that looks like someone dropped a whole tray of half-baked brownies on the kitchen floor is un-gay. if there was ever an indictment of American* sex ed
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Feb 14, 2020 16:43
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Taking a poo poo is basically auto-pegging
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Feb 14, 2020 16:47
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The same crowd tend to believe women get super aroused every time they use a tampon.
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Feb 14, 2020 19:26
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I can't believe how many straight women are having gay sex with men
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Feb 14, 2020 19:42
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Sometimes I find it hard to believe that women are having sex with men at all. I don’t get the appeal.
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Feb 14, 2020 20:18
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Failed Imagineer posted:Taking a poo poo is basically auto-pegging I’m so straight I don’t poo poo at all.
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Feb 14, 2020 21:33
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christmas boots posted:Sometimes I find it hard to believe that women are having sex with men at all. I don’t get the appeal. Yo, as a bi dude (Bidoof?) I can confirm that men were a mistake.
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Feb 14, 2020 21:40
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i live in a building with two shared shower rooms in the basement so i cant rinse my poop-tools in the shower. i mean i can if i sneak them down when nobody is around but that gives me anxiety. i want to be able to proudly walk to the shower without pooptools in my hands. it actually frustrated me a lot until i realized that i can skip the tools and just poop in the shower its like a standing bidet, but upside down
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Feb 14, 2020 21:50
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I saved so much time once I added in drinking and pooping to my shower routine, I really don't know how I got along before.
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Feb 14, 2020 21:59
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Krankenstyle posted:i live in a building with two shared shower rooms in the basement so i cant rinse my poop-tools in the shower. i mean i can if i sneak them down when nobody is around but that gives me anxiety. i want to be able to proudly walk to the shower without pooptools in my hands. You could just do handstands while pooping in the shower to make the bidet working from the correct direction.
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Feb 14, 2020 22:54
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 Inzombiac posted:Yo, as a bi dude (Bidoof?) I can confirm that men were a mistake. 
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Feb 14, 2020 23:18
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It's only gay if you go in between your cheeks. That's why men stand up to wipe and mop up what gets extruded out.
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The fact that anyone stands up to wipe means humanity is doomed.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I saved so much time once I added in drinking and pooping to my shower routine, I really don't know how I got along before. You're really racking up the username/post combos recently.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:54
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I'm perturbed by the usage of extruded in this context. Don't text me again.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:58
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Captain Hygiene posted:I saved so much time once I added in drinking and pooping to my shower routine, I really don't know how I got along before. I missed the "pooping" bit on my first read and I was one hundred percent ready to come along with you. A shower beer after a long hot day is glorious. As it stands, you're on your own.
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Feb 15, 2020 06:59
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Lol if you limit your shower beers to time of day, shift length, or temperature
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Feb 15, 2020 07:36
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I'm here to fix your Toilet Kitchen.
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Feb 15, 2020 07:54
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Forums user Inceltown's name is a play on "Tinseltown". (I think? I don't know where the syllable emphasis is on "incel"; in my head it was always like IN-SELL, both getting equal weight. But if I'm correct, that's clever.)
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Yeah, I thought it was a pretty good pun as well. Along the lines of Shitpost Malone.
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Feb 18, 2020 01:10
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Post Malone is.a music Man, not a sportsball man.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Forums user Inceltown's name is a play on "Tinseltown". I can confirm you're correct.
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Beachcomber posted:Post Malone is.a music Man, not a sportsball man. Shitpost Malone is a play on Post Malone
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When people say they wipe standing up, do they mean standing up, or they lean forward and lift their butt up like a squat? And people who sit, do they just reach their hand through the gap in their legs (butt crack??) and hope they don't touch the water? I need diagrams.
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Friend posted:And people who sit, do they just reach their hand through the gap in their legs (butt crack??) and hope they don't touch the water? Of course not, you just scoop and splash. It's like a free bidet!!
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Feb 18, 2020 02:25
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American toilets are designed differently from everyone else and have more water in them so touching the water is not a concern elsewhere in the world.
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Shitpost Malone is a play on Post Malone No, I get it. My post was something I had just learned. Helith posted:American toilets are designed differently from everyone else and have more water in them so touching the water is not a concern elsewhere in the world. American poops require advanced toilets. Ironically, Toto is the most unclogable brand.
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Beachcomber posted:No, I get it. My post was something I had just learned. So was mine  Your post made it click.
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Feb 18, 2020 05:23
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Centipoise is a unit of viscosity. It's apparently not a Pokemon.
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Friend posted:When people say they wipe standing up, do they mean standing up, or they lean forward and lift their butt up like a squat? And people who sit, do they just reach their hand through the gap in their legs (butt crack??) and hope they don't touch the water? You lift up one cheek and wipe from the south-east. Then you lift up the other cheek and wipe from the south-west. Those that wipe standing up actually stuff a wad of toilet paper between their bum cheeks and walk around a bit, then squat so the pooey wad falls out, and just leave it right there on the toilet floor for poowad goblins to find. It's good luck I hear but personally I don't believe in it.
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Jerry Cotton posted:You lift up one cheek and wipe from the south-east. Then you lift up the other cheek and wipe from the south-west. This is why I have a compass app on my phone E:CompAss
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Failed Imagineer posted:This is why I have a compass app on my phone Do not, I repeat: do not wipe with your phone.
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