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Ghost Leviathan posted:Obama's the ancient king who refused to destroy the One Ring and was destroyed by it. I think about tthat silly cartoon way too often. 
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Stoatbringer posted:Oh my god, support her back you monster! 
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Captain Splendid posted:Hello, John. Hello, John!
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Dude, no, come on. Cockatoos can be good and fun domestic friends who dip into mischief, but a seagull will never take a master and is a big gross annoying piece of poo poo.
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Cockatoos are like having a toddler who never grows up but could still potentially outlive you. They can be sweet and loving when they want something but will just as happily stab you in the back. Like literally, their breaks are sharp as gently caress. They are the embodiment of evil imo. For reference I think most toddlers exhibit pretty classic psychotic behaviours too, and would also class them as chaotic evil. "Never takes a master and is a big gross piece of poo poo" describes chaotic neutral pretty well imo
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I've never had a pet bird but I know parrot people are all weirdo charles manson stoners, cockatoo people have fried nerves, and budgie / lovebird people are super chill cookie-baking grannies
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:I've never had a pet bird but I know parrot people are all weirdo charles manson stoners, cockatoo people have fried nerves, and budgie / lovebird people are super chill cookie-baking grannies what about zebra finches owners. also my grandma had a budgie so youre spot on.
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bike tory posted:Cockatoos are like having a toddler who never grows up but could still potentially outlive you. They can be sweet and loving when they want something but will just as happily stab you in the back. Like literally, their breaks are sharp as gently caress. They are the embodiment of evil imo. Good= small fine pals Neutral= sleep on it maybe Evil= hates you and should never be in a house Seagull and cockatoo cannot possibly swap places between neutral and evil rows. Cockatoos have the potential to yell into cups while seagulls just want to look for diapers to eat out of trash cans between fits of rage and making GBS threads. It's like a pet antelope or a pet tuna. Some things are just nonsensical pets Pissed Ape Sexist has a new favorite as of 03:18 on Feb 17, 2020 |
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The human lung, for whatever reason, is extremely sensitive to bird feathers and bird dander. Owning a bird (or as an aside, sleeping on 100% down pillows) is one of the top 5 causes of interstitial lung disease. A disease where chronic inflammation from things like coal/silica dust, mold, or bird feathers, leads to the inflammatory reaction destroying your lung tissue. It’s irreversible, hard to treat, and often limiting to a person’s lifespan. It also just downright sucks. Don’t own a bird. Ever. Don’t do it. Want a pet that you don’t have to walk? Get a fish. Get a gerbil. I’ve cared for so many people who owned a bird for a few years and came down with ILD and it’s just no joke that we as a species for whatever reason aren’t meant to be breathing bird dander day in and out.
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Blind Rasputin posted:The human lung, for whatever reason, is extremely sensitive to bird feathers and bird dander. Owning a bird (or as an aside, sleeping on 100% down pillows) is one of the top 5 causes of interstitial lung disease. A disease where chronic inflammation from things like coal/silica dust, mold, or bird feathers, leads to the inflammatory reaction destroying your lung tissue. It’s irreversible, hard to treat, and often limiting to a person’s lifespan. It also just downright sucks. The correct way to keep birds is to yell profanities at them in response to what I presume to be their own morning profanity routines. If the come back, then I guess you have a bird now.
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Ask anyone who’s been shot Good point. I'll make a Facebook poll dregan posted:I think the official Bodycount numbers are talk poo poo, get shot They don't specify lethality but I have to imagine theres a reason they aren't called Flesh Wound Count Android Apocalypse posted:Depends. 50 Cent was able to take 9 bullets without dying. I thought it was 6 but either way it's nuts to imagine getting shot multiple times and it not putting a more major crimp in your life than it did in his Paladinus posted:I could probably swallow about a dozen of small calibre bullets (like .22) and easily pass them. Possibly even more, but I'm not a big guy, so maybe in a couple of sittings. Now, obviously, even one .50 would be lethal no matter what. You'd probably want to focus on the smaller blunter rounds. I think a few 9mms would be even easier to pass than the 22s. We'll have to get someone in GWS to test it out. Jollity Farm posted:One in each bum cheek. Reminds me of my wedding night
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Good= small fine pals This is true, and I like seagulls and think they're fun, if rowdy Chaotic evil. Children of Pazuzu and Dagon
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Dude, no, come on. Cockatoos can be good and fun domestic friends who dip into mischief, but a seagull will never take a master and is a big gross annoying piece of poo poo. You havent lived till you've sucked a cockatoo
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Slippery posted:You'd probably want to focus on the smaller blunter rounds. I think a few 9mms would be even easier to pass than the 22s. We'll have to get someone in GWS to test it out. Combined TFR/GWS project. Probably won't be as good as the last one.
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Blind Rasputin posted:The human lung, for whatever reason, is extremely sensitive to bird feathers and bird dander. Owning a bird (or as an aside, sleeping on 100% down pillows) is one of the top 5 causes of interstitial lung disease. A disease where chronic inflammation from things like coal/silica dust, mold, or bird feathers, leads to the inflammatory reaction destroying your lung tissue. It’s irreversible, hard to treat, and often limiting to a person’s lifespan. It also just downright sucks. poo poo, just rolled a bird and now you're telling me I can't smoke it? Do you know how hard it was to get rolling papers big enough for a pigeon?
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Polyseme posted:The correct way to keep birds is in the oven
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I have owned birds my whole life and so far I have had zero "lung issues" lol
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Zzulu posted:I have owned birds my whole life and so far I have had zero "lung issues" lol "Posted from my Apple IHospital Bed."
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