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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

:hmmyes:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


what if... scrunt creb? scrabnt?

Wild T
Dec 15, 2008

The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

Crabattoir

Floodixor
Aug 22, 2003

Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP
Some seriously crab-grade images in this thread lately, and that is of course a compliment, possibly of the highest order

naem
May 29, 2011

Wild T posted:

Crabattoir

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




краб

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cromb

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

KPA6: Hunt For The Crab October

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Please tell me someone has tried these (if real). In their crabbatoir, of course.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

Please tell me someone has tried these (if real). In their crabbatoir, of course.



:sweatdrop:
(I think I might've instantly given in if it was the grumpier краб packaging)

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Nice. Surrealism thread too?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Merry Crabantines, friends!



OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Man, I haven't had crab chips in so long, also cannot find Old Bay anywhere in my area.

I'm from Baltimore, all seafood must contain Old Bay in some fashion.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

OgNar posted:

Man, I haven't had crab chips in so long, also cannot find Old Bay anywhere in my area.

I'm from Baltimore, all seafood must contain Old Bay in some fashion.



I’m eating a crab chip right now

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
crab chips are what i call my crabs infested herpes scabs. goes well with garlic powder

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Robo Reagan posted:

crab chips are what i call my crabs infested herpes scabs. goes well with garlic powder


Reported for decidedly unblessed crabtalk

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Real crabs are always wholesome, even when extremely sexual

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Real crabs are always wholesome, even when extremely sexual

You mean to say the two aren’t mutually inclusive?

naem
May 29, 2011

por que no los dos?

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






A CRAB IRL posted:

KPA6: Hunt For The Crab October

:crab:: scuttle the ship

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



one...snip...only

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Crustaceans rule
All other arthropods drool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TVB9Ok3NYM

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

OgNar posted:

Man, I haven't had crab chips in so long, also cannot find Old Bay anywhere in my area.

I'm from Baltimore, all seafood must contain Old Bay in some fashion.



I will be happy to send you some of both, if you PM me!

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

my cat is norris posted:

I will be happy to send you some of both, if you PM me!

I mean, that's generous and go for it, but
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=old+bay+seasoning
can't beat prime free shipping, if you've got it.

(They also have the utz crab chips but not for a reasonable price)

Scratch that, if you don't mind a bunch of 1-oz bags you can get this
https://www.amazon.com/Utz-Potato-Chips-Crab-Pack/dp/B00WH1X8RW
which, woah

sixty bags

fourteen bucks

crabtacular

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Feb 17, 2020

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

cren

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

my cat is norris posted:

I will be happy to send you some of both, if you PM me!

I live in the boonies so its just hard to find things, thanks though.
I do have to spend the day in downtown LA this week, so will likely take a look around for some old bay then.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

OgNar posted:

I live in the boonies so its just hard to find things, thanks though.
I do have to spend the day in downtown LA this week, so will likely take a look around for some old bay then.

Best of luck, crabfriend!

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

Leperflesh posted:

I mean, that's generous and go for it, but
https://www.amazon.com/s?k=old+bay+seasoning
can't beat prime free shipping, if you've got it.

(They also have the utz crab chips but not for a reasonable price)

Scratch that, if you don't mind a bunch of 1-oz bags you can get this
https://www.amazon.com/Utz-Potato-Chips-Crab-Pack/dp/B00WH1X8RW
which, woah

sixty bags

fourteen bucks

crabtacular

Be careful with this though, Utz's gimmick is that they use very minimal preservatives so they'll only sell to places their trucks can get to in a day from their plant in PA. You could end up buying 60 bags of razor sharp cardboard discs.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


When life gives your crab flavored razors you make claws.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

naem
May 29, 2011




big boi

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

naem posted:



big boi

Only big bois survive big dies

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Newly discovered ‘beautiful nightmare’ crab had wrench-like claws and enormous, cartoonish eyes

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