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Zil posted:Like this? Anyone got that one for mashed potatoes that's a parody of this? Story goes on and on and then it's just "boil a potato. mash. maybe add a salt" or something like that.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:ALLAHU SNAKBARS
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BOOTY-ADE posted:ALLAHU SNAKBARS Woke my husband up due to my snort.
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mrfart posted:Very mildly bofa squeez nuts
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Anyone got that one for mashed potatoes that's a parody of this? Story goes on and on and then it's just "boil a potato. mash. maybe add a salt" or something like that. Yes. and also a dumb one
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Anyone got that one for mashed potatoes that's a parody of this? Story goes on and on and then it's just "boil a potato. mash. maybe add a salt" or something like that. It was the Summer of '76, Americans Bicentennial. I'd had my fist in so many vaginas that summer, I was starting to get a yeast infection under my fingernails. As I traveled this land, following the winds of change and freedom, I thought a life a loving and sucking was all I'd ever need. Little did I know all that was to change, when someone new strolled into my life. That person was Fred Doobie, one of the original Doobie Brothers. Fred showed me there was more to life than rimming a crusty b-hole, more than just deep-dicking coeds by dozen. There was art, and poetry, and responsibility, and of course... potatoes. Mashed Doobie Spuds - 1 to 37 potatoes - Water Combine water and potatoes, bring to a boil. Mash 'em, and then eat 'em, gently caress, I don't know.
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PYF Funny Pix:I was starting to get a yeast infection under my fingernails.
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JacquelineDempsey posted:Anyone got that one for mashed potatoes that's a parody of this? Story goes on and on and then it's just "boil a potato. mash. maybe add a salt" or something like that. I had one (that I can't find now) that was a long, rambling story about playing in the summertime with cousins. After several paragraphs, it ended with: And that's when we would all enjoy a nice cool glass of Grandpa's Ice Water Place several ice cubes in a glass Fill glass with water Enjoy!
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I don't get it.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 15:13 |
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They think the black (most desirable) sharpie is actually yellow (less desirable) because of the misleading cap.
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anatomi posted:I don't get it. This isn't a yellow highlighter?!
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biracial bear for uncut posted:This isn't a yellow highlighter?! It's a government document highlighter.
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 16:11 |
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Well I for one am now trying to figure out how to hollow out an apple. An apple with mashed taters would be awesome with some grilled meat and various veggies.
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Lodin posted:Well I for one am now trying to figure out how to hollow out an apple. An apple with mashed taters would be awesome with some grilled meat and various veggies. They make an apple corer that you should be able to find anywhere. And yes, an apple can be baked into a main dish that pairs well with most meats.
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jojoinnit posted:They make an apple corer that you should be able to find anywhere. And yes, an apple can be baked into a main dish that pairs well with most meats. Just need to find a way to work some orange slices into that and you'll have a single dish with three different "apples"
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 16:49 |
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a 'Parisian' spoon (melon baller?) is best for hollowing out fruits and vegetables IMO.
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jojoinnit posted:They make an apple corer that you should be able to find anywhere. And yes, an apple can be baked into a main dish that pairs well with most meats. Good god yes. Chunk up some apples and red onion (gotta be red onion, accept no substitutes), maybe hit ‘em with some fresh rosemary and/or sage if you’re feeling it, sauté ‘em in a pan until tender and serve that poo poo with roast pork or turkey. So freaking good.
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RareAcumen posted:Yes. and also a dumb one I bumped into this one recently https://www.foodfashionparty.com/2018/06/best-creamy-pistachio-cardamom-horchata.html quote:CREAMY PISTACHIO CARDAMOM HORCHATA & A LETTER TO GRADS
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anatomi posted:I don't get it. I think it's supposed to be Awkwafina?
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 17:17 |
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CREAMY PISTACHIO CARDAMOM HORCHATA sounds like a wonderful way to loving ruin some horchata
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Now i want to make some horchata... So let me tell you about the time i nearly died in Berlin...
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anatomi posted:I don't get it. Probably another Guy Mann re-reg.
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morallyobjected posted:CREAMY PISTACHIO CARDAMOM HORCHATA sounds like a wonderful way to loving ruin some horchata to be fair that kinda sounds like vegan kulfi (which is what I was looking for in the first place) so it might actually taste decent, though nothing like horchata.
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That's impressive, but the crown goes to the equivalent of the gremlins-take-over-the-movie-and-are-scared-off-by-hulk-hogan scene in the Gremlins 2 novelisation. quote:There. The novelizer, Mr. David Bischoff, Esq., has been successfully waylaid and is now tied up in the bathroom of his Los Angeles apartment.Do not attempt to adjust your book.We have control of the programming.Please excuse the rudeness. You have previously known me as the "Gremlin that drank the brain fluid" - or, as Bischoff quaintly called me, Mr. Glasses. Believe it or not, in the screenplay, I am referred to as BRAIN GREMLIN.I want to take this opportunity to talk to you about our philosophy toward life, so that we will not be misunderstood and branded as "monsters."Yes, but faithful novel readers, I do not intend to cheat you. In the movie presentation, Gremlins take over the movie theater (ah, what a delicious conceit - excellent, Joe - was that you?) and Hulk Hogan comes to the rescue.I do believe that Kenneth Tobey of THE THING is somewhere in there.However, let us deal with more intellectual matters.In the great paradigm of anti-intellectualism that is the vast American untermenchen, there needs to be a seismic quake of thought, a veritable avalanche of anarchy, to wake you somnambulent beings from your couch-potato torpor.May I offer you the services of we Gremlins. You may hereafter refer to us as the New Capitalist Democratic Nice Folks.Already our numbers are spreading out from the heart of America to aid you in this endeavor and although you may be viewing this physically for the first time now (except for those lucky citizens of Kingston Falls who received a foreshadow some years ago) our intellectual forces have been at work for some time, albeit embodied in human form.According to my contacts with our crypto-CD's the Church of SubGenius it is generally not know, for instance, that the entirety of network television is programmed by proto-Capitalist Democrats.However, the past is merely prologue, introduction, forward, with some long footnotes thrown in.Our time is now!So, my dear readers (oh, the few, the chosen literate who have been intelligent enough to purchase this volume) prepare for a New Age of the New Capitalist Demo -Oh dear. Mr. Bischoff seems to have successfully axed his way out of the bathroom.Methinks I need to fly and return this temporarily liberated keyboard to his suburb, urbane and witty prose -Back I fly to the Clamp Cent...
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https://twitter.com/dlbee_/status/1229089832883933191
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No better way to say you're over the tragic murder of your late husband than by wearing one of his progeny as a fashion accessory.
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Not WORM Your GIRL *what sins will she commit*
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# ? Feb 17, 2020 22:53 |
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huh?
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tight aspirations posted:No better way to say you're over the tragic murder of your late husband than by wearing one of his progeny as a fashion accessory. Who is she and was she married to a lobster or crawfish? (I don't know my seafoods)
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jojoinnit posted:Who is she and was she married to a lobster or crawfish? (I don't know my seafoods) That is clearly a small pastry. You imbecile. You fool. You buffoon.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:It was the Summer of '76, Americans Bicentennial. I'd had my fist in so many vaginas that summer, I was starting to get a yeast infection under my fingernails. As I traveled this land, following the winds of change and freedom, I thought a life a loving and sucking was all I'd ever need. Little did I know all that was to change, when someone new strolled into my life. That person was Fred Doobie, one of the original Doobie Brothers. Fred showed me there was more to life than rimming a crusty b-hole, more than just deep-dicking coeds by dozen. There was art, and poetry, and responsibility, and of course... potatoes. RareAcumen's was the one I was thinking of (NOT A RAW gets me every time), but this was good too! Thank to both of you.
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Breetai posted:That's impressive, but the crown goes to the equivalent of the gremlins-take-over-the-movie-and-are-scared-off-by-hulk-hogan scene in the Gremlins 2 novelisation. I saw Gremlins in the theater and when that scene happened I legit thought the film broke for a second. It was so masterfully done. Then when I rented the VHS they replaced it with a tracking error thing like the tape was breaking which was even more funny. I am glad to hear they had something similar in the novelization. (Yes I am ) Content:
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where on planet Arrakis is Carmen Sandiego
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Not WORM
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