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Garfield Eats guy is using hallucinagenic substances to cause a mass hysteria around his store. Kinda like what the EPA guy claimed the ghostbusters were doing. If you order a Garfield pizza you're actually eating cardboard.
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Feb 15, 2020 20:16
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Please update this thread only with important news, or pictures of you getting garf'ed
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Feb 15, 2020 21:28
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https://twitter.com/wilrett/status/1228697376950489089
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Whenever you want me Whenever you need me If you wanna love me Baby please feed me. [repeat] Whenever you want me Need me Love me, dont Leave me [repeat]
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Feb 15, 2020 23:58
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Nathan just adopted an orange cat and named him Garfield. This guy goes all in.
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Feb 16, 2020 00:27
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getting Garth Brooks to do an ad for Garfield Eats after being inspired by Jack & Jill https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeLuQQH1OHA
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Feb 16, 2020 00:28
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pseudanonymous posted:They're actually trying to expand even as it's failing? it's not expanding, it's migrating. the lease on the original ran out and isn't being renewed
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Feb 16, 2020 02:41
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Korthal posted:Please update this thread only with important news, or pictures of you getting garf'ed I'll see if I can take a pic or two of the store if it has in fact opened, but I'll be darned if I buy anything from there. Now that I think about it, the London location might work all right. It's right downtown, so I can see a bunch of half-drunk university students going there for a late night snack, if the store has the good sense to stay open late.
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Feb 16, 2020 03:26
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Nick Biped posted:if the store has the good sense alas,
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Feb 16, 2020 03:32
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Nick Biped posted:So apparently the latest Garfield Eats store should have opened in my hometown yesterday. I'll have to drive by its supposed location to see if it isn't just a fever dream. I think it was supposed to take over a Little Caesar's which I guess is an even trade (though I actually kind of like their Hot and Ready pizzas if they're fresh out of the oven). I guess the big question is why London of all places? Clerical error he thought he was expanding to the UK.
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Feb 16, 2020 04:26
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This Garfield eats apps
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Nick Biped posted:I'll see if I can take a pic or two of the store if it has in fact opened, but I'll be darned if I buy anything from there. nathen plum garf out
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Feb 16, 2020 05:00
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pseudanonymous posted:They're actually trying to expand even as it's failing? Laugh all you want but in 2069 Garfield Eats Will Be The Worlds' Premium Fast Food Franchise.
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Nick Biped posted:I'll see if I can take a pic or two of the store if it has in fact opened, but I'll be darned if I buy anything from there. Listen, I went an hour out of my way to get garfed, you gotta pull the trigger too. It's not really that bad of pizza, it's just not great, and it's a money laundering front for some UAE people.
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Feb 16, 2020 05:53
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Don't talk the talk if you can't scarf the Garf
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:Laugh all you want but in 2069 Garfield Eats Will Be The Worlds' Premium Fast Food Franchise. "I would like you to accompany me to Garfield Eats," says the man dressed like the Pope, if the Pope wore orange and black. One by one, his minions raise their Garfbows and Garfachetes. It is not a request.
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Feb 16, 2020 07:31
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Korthal posted:It's not really that bad of pizza, it's just not great they are truly the mestres da pizza
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Summoned like some sort of sad ghost https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
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i showed my fiancee mestre da pizza and now she wants to learn portuguese and travel to brazil so she can see what the gently caress a trash-baked deep dish mayo pizza tastes like i am endlessly lucky
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i showed my fiancee mestre da pizza and now she wants to learn portuguese and travel to brazil so she can see what the gently caress a trash-baked deep dish mayo pizza tastes like that is cool as hell
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i showed my fiancee mestre da pizza and now she wants to learn portuguese and travel to brazil so she can see what the gently caress a trash-baked deep dish mayo pizza tastes like but will she learn Torontonian and experience the Garfield Secret Sauce
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1229558347420008448 I hope this kitten is going to be OK.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I hope this kitten is going to be OK. Scottish Folds have a lot of genetic problems, don't they?
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Killingyouguy! posted:Scottish Folds have a lot of genetic problems, don't they? No more than regular Scottish
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Killingyouguy! posted:Scottish Folds have a lot of genetic problems, don't they? I mean more like "I hope this gigantic spoiled waterhead is going to care for this living thing through the course of its life with affection and selflessness."
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Lotta lols the last few pages. Great job everyone
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i showed my fiancee mestre da pizza and now she wants to learn portuguese and travel to brazil so she can see what the gently caress a trash-baked deep dish mayo pizza tastes like The secret is to absolutely massacre it with a wide putty knife once it is done baking
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I'm so happy people are still discovering mestre da pizza (also I secretly want to try it...haha you know just to say that you tried it, wouldn't that be weird if you could say you ate that weird thing haha) I refuse to believe people are calling that cat by its full name "Garfield Mazri". Rolls off the tongue like sandpaper
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AF posted:I'm so happy people are still discovering mestre da pizza (also I secretly want to try it...haha you know just to say that you tried it, wouldn't that be weird if you could say you ate that weird thing haha) I wonder what it smells like, hahaha.
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Pastry of the Year posted:I mean more like "I hope this gigantic spoiled waterhead is going to care for this living thing through the course of its life with affection and selflessness." That cats' Instagram will stop updating in 2 months max when the entergagement metrics fail to improve.
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Feb 18, 2020 06:48
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Mazri da Pizza?
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Nathen opens his own wuhan stall, ditches the Garfield brand but keeps the cat theme.
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I'm worried that Nathen is going to try to gently caress that cat.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm worried that Nathen is going to try to gently caress that cat. He won't. He's a different kind of crazy. Now, Garfieldfan2005, that's another story. Hope Nathen can afford a security detail for that cat.
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He will intentionally overfeed it so it becomes fat like Garfield
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SweetMercifulCrap! posted:He will intentionally overfeed it so it becomes fat like Garfield This. Wait for the inevitable lasagna feeding videos. Then he'll gently caress the cat.
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garf.avi
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