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Yellow Ant
Feb 28, 2016
https://twitter.com/karengeier/status/1229516084740526081

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006


:hmmyes:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/secondshelfbks/status/1227654444155797504?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/gaywonk/status/1229834158396071937

(go watch Maza's video on the hack gap, it's definitive on what's wrong with news imo)

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

He is a Jewish guy who wants to heal the sick and whip the money lenders

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/RichardDawkins/status/1229715325324795904

Dick Dorkins is just gonna tweet through it folks

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Would you eat human meat if you could sit next to the guy it "came from" and see that he was whole and fine and happy for the company in his failing human meat restaurant?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I would only eat human meat if there was a 18th century British sailor sitting on a keg of rum in the corner, testing the sharpness of a knife with his thumb and talking about the seductive taste of "long pig" in Dialect.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


For one precious moment I thought he was proposing hugh fearnley whittingstall be the basis for human steak, and I was on board.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

sassassin posted:

Would you eat human meat if you could sit next to the guy it "came from" and see that he was whole and fine and happy for the company in his failing human meat restaurant?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAF35dekiAY&t=72s

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


"Blanching vegetables is bad, because soaking in cold water after cooking makes them watery. If you boil vegetables all the way through and then let them stand they’ll overcook, so boil them until just BEFORE they’re ready and let them finish with residual heat."

Uh. Somebody has never experienced the glory that is blanched green beans reheated in duck fat. Mmmmm, duck fat. In any case, you don't soak blanched vegetables, or I don't. Either run tap water over them or a quick dip into a bowl of ice and water.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/FerrariJetpack/status/1229838786109984769

lmao

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

So Jake Paul is starting a cult.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

A grift. But grifts can turn into cults, like Scientology.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zoux posted:

A grift. But grifts can turn into cults, like Scientology.

He's asking people to devote 30-60 minutes of their day to listening to his teachings and charging them money for it. And he's probably going to use his influence to gently caress some underage girls, this is dictionary definition cult stuff.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqJ5gKZNkuY

zoux posted:

I would only eat human meat if it came from the rich.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/brybot20/status/1229874114661253120?s=21

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


So he's reinvented the 90's thing where you can call definitely the real two corey's on a 1-900 number.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/modernistwitch/status/1229872580368240640?s=21

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://mobile.twitter.com/hilaryagro/status/1229177598003077123

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/YuckyTom/status/1101305571393851394?s=19

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


The word "sonder" needs to come into common US usage.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

zoux posted:

What even is Australian cuisine

I was in South Australia for a couple of weeks a few years back for a friend's wedding and I asked someone from the groom's family this question because I was curious. They literally laughed and told me that it was called Indian food. I don't know if that's really true, but Indian restaurants were pretty commonplace.

Also drive-through liquor stores.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

christmas boots posted:

I was in South Australia for a couple of weeks a few years back for a friend's wedding and I asked someone from the groom's family this question because I was curious. They literally laughed and told me that it was called Indian food. I don't know if that's really true, but Indian restaurants were pretty commonplace.

Also drive-through liquor stores.

It's pretty true but Thai food is contender.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
It's a Bunnings sausage sizzle. :colbert:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I thought Australian cuisine was throwin' another shrimp on the barbie.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
Kebab is also a strong contender, as is Chinese food.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1229880823853113346?s=19

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/CueBallClarence/status/1229046202009702401

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
https://twitter.com/AlexJamesFitz/status/1228489903316570113

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay
I worked at a place that held a "Australia Party" that was supposed to have like....australian cuisine but as far as I can tell they couldn't figure out what that was either and just served normal dinner but the dessert was lamingtons.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Clearly Australian cuisine is shrimp on the barbie.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Beets. Beets in everything.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Giant platter of Tim Tams. :btroll:

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Pineapple right side up cake.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/DerekPutin/status/1229612819592761345?s=19

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Ham and Beets.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Ah, the Illuminati

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Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


Australian cuisine is cooking exclusively with Woman's Day recipe books and the copy of Cookery the Australian Way that was your highschool home ec textbook.

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