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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

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BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


The only man who can defeat Trump is Trump but shorter, with a far more nasally voice and far less charisma

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1229568953657085952?s=19

BIG FLUFFY DOG has issued a correction as of 02:03 on Feb 18, 2020

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/OrganizingPower/status/1229549108299534337

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://twitter.com/MattBruenig/status/1229604207793233920
https://twitter.com/greenhousenyt/status/1229408746754932736
https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1229416138305679362
https://twitter.com/ZerlinaMaxwell/status/1229471694324146181

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeBloomberg/status/1229369357471551488
THIS SUMMER....ONE RICH MAN...... WILL HAVE MEAN THINGS SAID TO HIM...........ONLINE!

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1229485779237457922

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


fabergay egg posted:

for $50, i will specify which mike it is, that i like

how much for that mike being the bloomberg mike

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


that's right, I see your grift (so you should do it better so you can successfully steal cash from minimike)

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb/status/1229485705124024322?s=21

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

https://twitter.com/curaffairs/status/1225555940180742146

https://nypost.com/2006/02/10/mayor-axed-solitaire-guy-was-fair-game/

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
The Pussy Boss posting about The rear end in a top hat Boss. Almost poetic.

sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

Whitney Webb, goddamn :discourse:

https://twitter.com/_whitneywebb/status/1229485709045764097?s=21

sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

https://twitter.com/mikeprysner/status/1229604802427904000?s=21

:thunk:

lol this guy is such a loving monster

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


That's crazy, he was clearly working for domestic government

sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

StashAugustine posted:

That's crazy, he was clearly working for domestic government

Mossad was heavily involved with Epstein, and Ghislaine is likely the puppet master (lol why do you think she’s not in jail or dead). The Epstein thread had good details on it

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


i've had to explain to three people in the past 24 hours that obama has not actually endorsed michael bloomberg. disinfo is a hell of a thing

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:

i vomit kittens posted:

i've had to explain to three people in the past 24 hours that obama has not actually endorsed michael bloomberg. disinfo is a hell of a thing

What the christ!?

This really scares me. How much control does TV have over Americans?

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


dex_sda posted:

how much for that mike being the bloomberg mike

negotiable. $100 for mini mike, $125 for mikey b, $150 for mike bloomingdales, and so on and so on

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://twitter.com/NeilAnAlien/status/1229843737746059270?s=19

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Super cool that all these 70+ year old billionaires who are only 3 or 4 years from death could just decide to end homelessness or medical debt tomorrow and have their name live on and be well-remembered forever without any of the hard work or people saying mean things about you of a presidential campaign but nope we're just going to get a clown car of these dudes every election forever.

If you're the kind of person who thinks about the good you could do with billions of dollars you're not the type of person who would ever become a billionaire in the first place.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

Dr Pepper posted:

If you're the kind of person who thinks about the good you could do with billions of dollars you're not the type of person who would ever become a billionaire in the first place.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




oh my god this campaign is so loving dumb

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


https://twitter.com/DanScavino/status/1229727068314914816

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
bloomberg's main colorado campaign office is the old patagonia flagship store downtown, which is pretty perfect symmetry

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/ianharvie/status/1229906220674207744

Imagine how bad he must be to have the kind of money he has for legal teams and to still lose a whole bunch of times for this sort of poo poo.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

:lol: took me a minute

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019
I’m morbidly curious how this all plays out. Surely Bloomberg isn’t just going to sulk off to a corner when he is humiliated and publicly defeated

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
the bourgeois bloomburger is just this

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://twitter.com/LoopEmma/status/1229887690901991424

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Dr. Killjoy posted:

the bourgeois bloomburger is just this


Change "french fries" to "drink"

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


ah I see he’s the ideal candidate for white heteronormative dems

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/mashcore4mums/status/1229889305407041536

sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

It’s also worth noting Mike Bloomberg is best buds with Jeff Bezos, who essentially owns the C.Lie.A with $600m + in military/surveillance contracts. A Bloomberg Presidency, unlike Trump’s, would have the full power and backing of the letter agencies/MIC, Wall Street, the entire billionaire class, and even various bipartisan support (Bloomberg has been a republican his whole life, and el oh el if you don’t think he still has pre-Trump republican networks like the Bush family, Romneys, etc. in his pocket). Not to mention he’s a serial rapist and racist as gently caress. He would literally be worse than Trump.

https://twitter.com/bootsriley/status/1229974742901198848?s=21

sand maggot has issued a correction as of 09:35 on Feb 19, 2020

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1199201379132362752

https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1229864538994085888

https://twitter.com/airwolfparade/status/1229467317785903104

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Jewel Repetition posted:

I would genuinely consider voting for Trump over Bloomberg, instead of just not voting like I would all the other non-Bernie Democrats

It's legit not good when it's between anyone and Trump and you have to go with Trump because you'd prefer the less racist choice

Cosa Nostra Aetate
Jan 1, 2019
https://www.twitter.com/jimpjorps/status/1229815811776352256

cnut
May 3, 2016

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sand maggot
Jan 3, 2020

https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/1229500344046161921?s=21

lmao

sand maggot has issued a correction as of 18:27 on Feb 19, 2020

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