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Jerry Cotton posted:Do not, I repeat: do not wipe with your phone. Then why do they come on toilet rolls? 
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Jerry Cotton posted:Those that wipe standing up actually stuff a wad of toilet paper between their bum cheeks and walk around a bit, then squat so the pooey wad falls out, and just leave it right there on the toilet floor for poowad goblins to find. It's good luck I hear but Yeah it totally isn't, trust me.
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The song is not "25 or 624" The song is not "Big old Jed and Alina" The song is not "Red Hot Love"
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Feb 18, 2020 15:04
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Beachcomber posted:The song is not "25 or 624" I always heard it as 25-(O)-62 (it's, according to wiki, 25 or 26 minutes till 4) It is also not "Big ol' Jed left a light on"
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Jerry Cotton posted:Do not, I repeat: do not wipe with your phone. That explains your post history.
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Captain Monkey posted:That explains your post history. lol
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The Elgin Marbles are not giant stone balls, they're marble sculptures 
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cyberia posted:The Elgin Marbles are not giant stone balls, they're marble sculptures Also, the phrase "this one's for all the marbles" sadly does not refer to Thomas Bruce, Earl of Elgin, winning the aforesaid sculptures in a game of whist
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I just found out that Ed McMahon was not the spokesperson for Publisher's Clearing House and was instead the spokesperson for a company called American Family Publishers. The Mandela Effect is real and we are living inside a lie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEMYatr_j1o
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I just found out that Ed McMahon was not the spokesperson for Publisher's Clearing House and was instead the spokesperson for a company called American Family Publishers. The Mandela Effect is real and we are living inside a lie. Ok, this is the first Mandela Effect thing to really get me. I checked like five articles because I was sure you were wrong.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I just found out that Ed McMahon was not the spokesperson for Publisher's Clearing House and was instead the spokesperson for a company called American Family Publishers. The Mandela Effect is real and we are living inside a lie. What
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beanieson posted:What 
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Ehh, this doesn’t throw me. I remember us getting sweepstakes crap from both companies and while Publisher’s Clearing House is the more familiar one, my memory of Ed McMahon doing commercials for the other one is pretty clear.
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I always mentally confuse Ed McMahon with George Kennedy because the latter was always on endless daytime TV commercials for BreathAsure that ran at the same time as McMahon's commercials for whatever giveaway, and I guess I just confused these giant old white men. edit: I guess the point is whenever I try to remember what contest Ed McMahon associated with I end up just going back to the chief from Naked Gun ranting about garlic
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Feb 20, 2020 06:08
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The song is not Raspberry Parade
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I’m curious what you thought the three words before “Raspberry parade” were.
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HairyManling posted:I’m curious what you thought the three words before “Raspberry parade” were. She-vore raspberry parade.
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Beachcomber posted:The song is not Raspberry Parade blessed post
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HairyManling posted:I’m curious what you thought the three words before “Raspberry parade” were. Words words words RASPBERRY PARADE words words words words...
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Beachcomber posted:Words words words RASPBERRY PARADE words words words words... Yeah, same deal with everyone who thought the AC/DC song was "Dirty Deeds...THUNDER CHIEF!" Like...obviously that makes no sense with the whole chorus: "Dirty deeds and they're Thunder Chief, dirty deeds and they're Thunder Chief" ? But misheard lyrics aren't rational, especially with so many songs have nonsense lyrics anyway.
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drat this secondhand store has everything.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Like...obviously that makes no sense with the whole chorus: It’s Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief. Coming Summer 2021 from Dreamworks.
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Beachcomber posted:The song is not Raspberry Parade A little help with this one please. -- vv Cheers 
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Feb 20, 2020 18:44
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mng posted:A little help with this one please. Prince - Raspberry Beret https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc I always heard raspberry parade too. "It was a raspberry parade"
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Feb 20, 2020 19:17
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:It’s Thirty Thieves and the Thunder Chief. Coming Summer 2021 from Dreamworks. Congratulations, bub, you've joined the club And everybody here agrees We smoke the finest leaf, we've got a Thunder Chief Welcome to the thirty thieves!!
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DrBouvenstein posted:Yeah, same deal with everyone who thought the AC/DC song was "Dirty Deeds...THUNDER CHIEF!" Its actually a re-record of a heritage folk song from Scotland/Ireland/New Zealand/Your hillbilly neighbor county "Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep."
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Der Kyhe posted:Its actually a re-record of a heritage folk song from Scotland/Ireland/New Zealand/Your hillbilly neighbor county "Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep." 
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mng posted:A little help with this one please. Elliott Smith - Rose Parade
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I just realised that if dogs and cats could talk, they would unironically say "smell you later".
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Hyperlynx posted:I just realised that if dogs and cats could talk, they would unironically say "smell you later". 
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When I was a little kid I was particularly bad at parsing music, especially in the grocery store. For years I thought "These Dreams" was "Cheese Please"
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 I used to think “Foolish Heart” was Food Is Hard, and “Even a Fool Can See” was Even the Food Can See. Maybe that says something about me, iunno
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:
I feel like you would enjoy the works of Mr. Albert Yankovic
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Failed Imagineer posted:I feel like you would enjoy the works of Mr. Albert Yankovic 
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Something I really can't believe I didn't realize sooner, and actually feel stupid about: The names of Ned Flanders' family, Maude, Rod and Todd, all rhyme with God. After thirty years of the Simpsons, basically my entire life. Lately I have it on as background noise while doing stuff because it's on Disney+, and it randomly hit me.
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Friend posted:When people say they wipe standing up, do they mean standing up, or they lean forward and lift their butt up like a squat? And people who sit, do they just reach their hand through the gap in their legs (butt crack??) and hope they don't touch the water? Seated and squatting are bones of contention. It runs about 50/50. Neither side understands how the other does it that way. Me? I do a half squat above the seat. Meaning just enough to take the front of my thighs off the seat. Lean forward , and then polish the old brown eye well. You are still well over the bowl. I think it gives a better spread of the cheeks. I just don't get the seated way. Seems you can't develop enough power if you're seated. I've tried a bidet a couple times. I just think the duck walk thing to get to the bidet is weird. I would like to try one of those Toto seats that has integrated sprayers and such. That could be nice. I also have known a dude that refused to wipe his rear end. He would only take poo poo when he was at home right by the shower. Duck walk to the shower while spreading his cheeks. Not sure why he thought that heeling down the cling-ons was a better idea, but that's what he did. That man is a father now. Think about that. I feel sorry for his wife that had to deal with all the baby poo poo clean up.
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mostlygray posted:I've tried a bidet a couple times. I just think the duck walk thing to get to the bidet is weird. I would like to try one of those Toto seats that has integrated sprayers and such. That could be nice.  I completely forgot that there are bidets not collocated with the toilet. Now I'm just gonna imagine the squatty poopwalk every time someone busts in with a  the bidet is God's own method of cleaning your rear end
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I once knew someone who couldn't stand the smell of farts/poo. Someone would fart or he'd catch a whiff, and he'd literally dash for the nearest exit actually gagging. His girlfriend told me that included the smell of his own, so taking a poo poo was always a horrible ordeal for him. He's a father now too.
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The song 'taco land' by the dead milkmen is about the same bar as 'macho man from taco land' by Gary P. Nunn, which I thought was a racist song about a guy from Mexico at first (Taco Land was a badass dive bar in San Antonio that hosted country, punk, and rock that served 10 cent tacos)
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RIP Taco Land. That place fuckin ruled
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