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Algae farming was good enough for the Aztecs so it's good enough for us! TBF, it's not a complete protein so you'll have to supplement your diet with human hearts. Still, though.
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Shaocaholica posted:This is why future wars are going to be fought with robots.
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Burt Sexual posted:How long will she be sick? take her on the boat, build a shrine to nurgle, and start coughing at the bingo tables
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hallelujah posted:i am devising a virus that gives robots diarrhoea https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_virus http://www.madore.org/~david/computers/quine.html self replicant program posted:main(){char *s="main(){char *s=%c%s%c;printf(s,34,s,34,10);}%c";printf(s,34,s,34,10);} Tei fucked around with this message at 09:54 on Feb 19, 2020 |
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Neophyte posted:Algae farming was good enough for the Aztecs so it's good enough for us! That's a win-win Those Aztecs really knew how to live, right up until they didn't
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Would now be a good time to point out Japan just ended the cruise ship quarantine? They decided it was all good and brought them all ashore
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Arsenic Lupin posted:
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Doomtalker posted:Would now be a good time to point out Japan just ended the cruise ship quarantine? They decided it was all good and brought them all ashore I have more domestic travel planned for next month and catching this in some US international airport seems like a foregone conclusion at this point, especially with assholes like that Seatac dipshit deliberately breaking quarantine
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QuarkJets posted:I have more domestic travel planned for next month and catching this in some US international airport seems like a foregone conclusion at this point, especially with assholes like that Seatac dipshit deliberately breaking quarantine The safest travel plan for you in March is hiking the AT.
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stephenthinkpad posted:The safest travel plan for you in March is hiking the AT. Lol, I mean enjoy your Lyme disease, Rabies, Hantaviruses and Noroviruses! I mean at this point we might as well just admit the virus have won and try suing for peace.
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Burt Sexual posted:Mrs sexual just went to the doctor today. She has a flu. Not A or B so they couldn’t identify it I guess. Wtf It's either A or B or neither, who's the moron at her doctor that can't see if a red test line is present or not
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a mysterious cloak posted:It's either A or B or neither, who's the moron at her doctor that can't see if a red test line is present or not Idk I’m not a doctor. Does corona show up as a or b?
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Burt Sexual posted:Idk I’m not a doctor. Does corona show up as a or b? Neither, coronavirus isn't a flu virus. There is a type C flu virus but it's not very common, we don't test for it in the lab I work in. She probably has a flu like illness, maybe parainfluenza or something.
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Fatigued posted:Neither, coronavirus isn't a flu virus. There is a type C flu virus but it's not very common, we don't test for it in the lab I work in. She probably has a flu like illness, maybe parainfluenza or something. That was the word, she said p para something. Bad? She’s up today working at home so I guess not.
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Burt Sexual posted:That was the word, she said p para something. Bad? She’s up today working at home so I guess not. I think it's mostly dangerous for immunocompromised people and young children, otherwise probably similar to the flu. Not a doctor so I don't know too much about the symptoms/risks of it.
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Burt Sexual posted:That was the word, she said p para something. Bad? She’s up today working at home so I guess not. A quick skim of wikipedia suggests parainfluenza is a significant concern in children under 5 and elderly people with certain pre-existing health conditions, but it looks more annoying than dangerous in healthy, non-elderly adults. Obligatory: I am not a health care provider.
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guys, there's a tickle in my throat and my whole life is flashing before my eyes
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Play posted:guys, there's a tickle in my throat and my whole life is flashing before my eyes usually I just back up a little bit.
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Play posted:guys, there's a tickle in my throat and my whole life is flashing before my eyes My circumstances are a bit different imo
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Burt Sexual posted:My circumstances are a bit different imo you don't understand im DIEING
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Play posted:you don't understand im DIEING the only thing dieing here is my patience for YOU mister now go drink juice, run around for a bit and avoid pangolins you absolute crisp
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Have you guys heard of elderberry? It'll cure you as well as make your dick hard.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Have you guys heard of elderberry? It'll cure you as well as make your dick hard. Cyanide will do that. Don't eat too much.
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I'm fond of heating a mug of whiskey, honey, and lemon juice. Works better than elderberry and if it doesn't then I'm at least sauced.
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poo poo. This is much more serious than I ever expected. https://mobile.twitter.com/verge/status/1230199162618228736
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https://twitter.com/russian_market/status/1230259911315087361 Yesterday they were reporting 1500+ new cases in this province. They messed with the definition of confirmed case again and made the number useless. The number of deaths/day has been stable for like a week
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Have you guys heard of elderberry? It'll cure you as well as make your dick hard.  If you combine it with echinacea you will literally live forever.
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Is there a chart that treat confimed and suspected as the same and add them together?
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Imagine being one of the 1000+ chad recovered that have covid-19 antibodies.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Have you guys heard of elderberry? It'll cure you as well as make your dick hard. drat, I made my own elderflower syrup every June/July and just drank it myself, when I could have sold that organic boner juice for a premium...
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And did it give you a boner?
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if you made the elderberries into a preserve you could sell it as premium boner jam
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Geez guys, if elderberries are threatened with extinction in the next year or two, I know which forum to blame
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numberoneposter posted:if you made the elderberries into a preserve you could sell it as premium boner jam I've been preserved by this post.
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It begins https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1230321260204306437
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Reportedly older passengers who had been on the hospital for over a week. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/02/19/world/asia/china-coronavirus.html
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So given the fountain of poo poo posting in this thread, would you say the virus is maybe a half nothingbirger right now with a side of economic collapse?
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UnknownTarget posted:So given the fountain of poo poo posting in this thread, would you say the virus is maybe a half nothingbirger right now with a side of economic collapse?
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Budzilla posted:I wouldn't call it a nothingburger since a large proportion of China is under lockdown at the moment. China hasn't had negative economic growth in a long time and considering how questionable the numbers come out of there I don't think they can say ''6% GDP growth this year'' no matter how hard they fudge the numbers. They've been making up GDP numbers out of thin air for decades. They can do whatever they want with it. It's just even less plausible than usual.
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