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Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Klobuchar, stop trying to be "relatable"

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1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Voters like being told how rich I am right? Yeah, yeah, they'll love it.

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

buttigieg's attacks on bernie are so weak. he's the marco rubio of this poo poo.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
Oh wow the audience entirely knows how much this is TOTAL BULLSHIT from Mike about tax returns.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Because the insurance industry will go after *anything* that threatens the cash cow...hell. they went after the ACA

drat, crowd quite unhappy with Bloomberg.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
literally "I have to get my illegal and shady poo poo in order"

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"
Pete's really gunning for that "most hated candidate" from Bloomberg, huh?

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
WOW how can a man be SO bad at debate.

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
Soundbyte time, he's done

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.

Solkanar512 posted:

Did he misspeak? Is it really $450B/year?

He did not misspeak.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Is Bloomberg making “hhhhnnnn” ghoul noises?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I would be shocked too: You look like your blood is about to pop out of your skull.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Jesus, Bloomberg has worse jokes than Klobuchar.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
Overtly pushing Pete lmao, just no shame

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Solkanar512 posted:

Did he misspeak? Is it really $450B/year?

He did not misspeak.

hcreight
Mar 19, 2007

My name is Oliver Queen...
Man, just let Bloomberg keep talking for the rest of this. He'll probably brag about being rich 6 or 7 more times.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

He must really regret trying to get on this stage

Phenotype
Jul 24, 2007

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.



Pete: "Let's all do pushups, right now. Let's see who can do the most, come on. Biden? Bernie?"

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Everyone on this stage but Bloomberg is loving battle tested by this point, and all of them hate his guts, it owns

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Is this going badly for Bernard or am I just over worried

Karnegal
Dec 24, 2005

Is it... safe?
Did he not prep for this at all?l

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

'i make a lot of money i cant just use turbotax like a loving PLEB'

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


What the gently caress was that noise when Klob talked about Pete's blood pressure?

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Is Bloomberg making “hhhhnnnn” ghoul noises?

That must have been it.

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
Bloomberg is so bad what is he thinking?

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009
Pete in there just swinging on every most obvious backstab on Bernie. gently caress his loving rat face god he's maddening

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Bloomberg has spent his entire life surrounded by yes men who would never challenge him on anything, so it’s no surprise he can’t handle non-softball questions.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Bloomberg up there lookin like an absolute turd.

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock
No, Amy, it is not good that Bloomberg has as much money as he has.

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
Seriously. It takes so long to release my tax returns because I just make SO MUCH. Like so much, guys

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

gandlethorpe posted:

Bernie did like 6 rallies over the weekend in multiple states. gently caress off everyone

https://twitter.com/BreatheNewWinds/status/1230157357587415041?s=20

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Is Bloomberg making “hhhhnnnn” ghoul noises?

Yeah I keep hearing poo poo like zombies are crawling onto the stage

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

He did not misspeak.

holy loving poo poo I didn't know it was that loving much

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

yall ever see trading places?

bloomberg's face constantly looks like he just lost a fuckload of money in orange juice

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
god what a glorious shitshow

TheDeadlyShoe
Feb 14, 2014

Nairbo posted:

Is this going badly for Bernard or am I just over worried
he was a little incoherent about the heart attack, but it was a stupid rear end line of questioning

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Who the gently caress says "my associates"

Apocalypse
Feb 27, 2004

No Men Here. Only Monsters.

Nairbo posted:

Is this going badly for Bernard or am I just over worried

You are overworried. Bernie is absolutely killing it.

RazzleDazzleHour
Mar 31, 2016

KILL BLOOMBERG

WATCH HIM BLEED

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Yes!!!!!!!

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
It's cool that Bloomberg is getting absolutely shredded but it also really sucks that the audience and moderators are hilariously stacked in favor of Pete and they're just letting him skate through unblemished as he lies his rear end off and whines about Berniebros and Sanders' secret medical records.

gently caress MSNBC for trying to shove this two-faced ratboy piece of poo poo down our throats.

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