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silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

etalian posted:

Coronachan will visit US Megachurch to jump start the DE-MAGA process for America.

Ya remember how the current president of the US spends more time doing rallies to buff his ego than doing any kind of actual work?


it's gonna be lmaooo when all it takes to start a stampede is one dude coughing, after trebup says the magic words "antifa superspreader"

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

silentsnack posted:

Ya remember how the current president of the US spends more time doing rallies to buff his ego than doing any kind of actual work?


it's gonna be lmaooo when all it takes to start a stampede is one dude coughing, after trebup says the magic words "antifa superspreader"

:yeshaha:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Bip Roberts posted:

it was called "trainspotting" for a reason

I don't get it

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

sincx posted:

I don't get it

People who obsess about trains are often assumed to be autistic, and the movie is about a heroin addict.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sinteres posted:

People who obsess about trains are often assumed to be autistic, and the movie is about a heroin addict.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutNECOZFw

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bip Roberts posted:

old and busted: moonies
new and cool: flu-nies

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

twoday posted:

One month ago was January 20th, there were barely any cases then. I find it hard to guess what the world will be like one month from now

oh my god bro im so scared

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Feldegast42 posted:

You either die a Vilerat or live to become a PPJ

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

have i played enough computer games? really?

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003

Feldegast42 posted:

You either die a Vilerat or live to become a PPJ

:holymoley:

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Sinteres posted:

People who obsess about trains are often assumed to be autistic, and the movie is about a heroin addict.

thanks, never watched the movie

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


ten thousand men

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
The hikkimori shall inherit the earth

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Homeless Friend posted:

The hikkimori shall inherit the earth

I don't think so, that lifestyle probably not healty

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Homeless Friend posted:

The hikkimori shall inherit the earth

Better hope it doesn't mutate into a computer virus

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

etalian posted:

lmao, looks like my fundie guess was right.

Imagine this in a US church with magical faith healings


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/20/south-korean-city-daegu-lockdown-coronavirus-outbreak-cases-soar-at-church-cult-cluster

lmao she infected her entire cult because the authorities were too chickenshit to force her to get tested this owns

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin posted:

lmao she infected her entire cult because the authorities were too chickenshit to force her to get tested this owns

lmao at the story how Korean churches have to lock up their doors to keep their version of bible belt fundies from infiltrating their church.

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

What is it with Korea and quasi-christian cults?

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




i'm actually lol'ing

https://twitter.com/V2019N/status/1230597158069424129

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Are you even a little bit suprised?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Thank you Mr Trump for letting Coronachan share her love with his MAGA fan club.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

BONGHITZ posted:

oh my god bro im so scared

Well I think it will be mostly fine, but traveling will be more difficult/annoying

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/527110542008549376

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TOOT BOOT posted:

What is it with Korea and quasi-christian cults?

Seems exactly the same as every christian nation

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
one flu over the naked mens

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

But the infected were in these pods mostly

https://twitter.com/RobinsonAZCD4/status/1230164386905346048?s=19 (cool video)

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Silly bat, corona virus is for hominids

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

TOOT BOOT posted:

What is it with Korea and quasi-christian cults?

Heck, look at China in the mid 1800s

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

twoday posted:

But the infected were in these pods mostly

https://twitter.com/RobinsonAZCD4/status/1230164386905346048?s=19 (cool video)

"Another example of why #STEMEducation is so important!" lmao

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

vyelkin posted:

"Another example of why #STEMEducation is so important!" lmao

lmao at the story of the people who escaped from the cruise ship only to find that the chartered flight from Trump had Coronachan onboard.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

galenanorth
May 19, 2016


An elderly kindergarten teacher who is nice enough to give me weekly rides to the grocery store, and doesn't usually ever talk about national politics, started talking about how Trump would "protect us" by making sure that Americans who tested positive stayed overseas, so this is ironic. I guess Trump's "Keeping America SAFE" protectionism from the 2013 Ebola outbreak lost to "BRING AMERICANS HOME" nationalism this time.

galenanorth fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Feb 20, 2020

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I’m genuinely curious about the situation in Iran. They are significantly more closed off so it’s going to be interesting what leaks out.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




WHY???? I DON'T UNDERSTAND?????????

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

galenanorth posted:

An elderly kindergarten teacher who is nice enough to give me weekly rides to the grocery store, and doesn't usually ever talk about national politics, started talking about how Trump would "protect us" by making sure that Americans who tested positive stayed overseas, so this is ironic. I guess Trump's "Keeping America SAFE" protectionism from the 2013 Ebola outbreak lost to "BRING AMERICANS HOME" nationalism this time.

lmfao

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

my lungs are filled with fluid, but at least it also feels like my bones are shattering too.

god drat that would suck rear end. I'd rather be dead.

Have had dengue before, do not recommend 0/5 stars

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

twoday posted:

But the infected were in these pods mostly

https://twitter.com/RobinsonAZCD4/status/1230164386905346048?s=19 (cool video)

Look like those holding cells the detectives put the suspects in and let them cook for 3 hours before taking them out for the murder interrogation.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



We deserve to go extinct

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
maybe you guys but not me

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