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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Timcast/status/1230162338122272768

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Absurd Alhazred posted:

This is some nuclear (disarmament?) take:

https://twitter.com/BokoHarambe/status/1230290885092528128

"Universal healthcare is bad because war is bad!" :shepface:

This has to be a teen who just discovered anarchism right?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

I’m just posting to let you all know I’m not thinking about you all, but instead am having fun and eating candy. I wanted you all to know that in case you thought I was thinking about you in any way.


Edit: I am still not thinking of any of you but am now reporting that I am watching cartoons but definitely not thinking about any of you.

Yngwie Mangosteen has a new favorite as of 07:31 on Feb 20, 2020

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

you know the whole "im not mad on the internet" is kind of a patriarchal structure that discourages people from freely expressing their emotions and inner world

why yes trolls, i am mad, let's get in a reconciliation circle and be friends

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




is this in response to people laughing at his "it's not my fault i'm alone, it's everyone else" thing

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?
In yet another installment of people just fabricating their own reality because it makes them feel better

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1230313170713051136?s=20

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

This is some nuclear (disarmament?) take:

https://twitter.com/BokoHarambe/status/1230290885092528128

"Universal healthcare is bad because war is bad!" :shepface:

"The government is bad sometimes therefore it will be bad at providing health insurance, which is itself also bad. Instead let's let the government provide doctors directly which it won't be bad at for some reason."

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Ugato posted:

In yet another installment of people just fabricating their own reality because it makes them feel better

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1230313170713051136?s=20

You gotta screencap these things.

Also: Bloombefg.

Also also:

https://twitter.com/WhiteGuyBoston/status/1230489622741995521

This close to getting it.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I feel like "Boston White Guy :911:" is somehow even more of a flashing neon red flag for racism than an actual klan hood.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
He's wicked racist.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Henchman of Santa posted:

This has to be a teen who just discovered anarchism right?

A teen still referencing Harambe in their handle in 2020? This person is like 37 at minimum.

Ugato posted:

In yet another installment of people just fabricating their own reality because it makes them feel better

https://twitter.com/JRubinBlogger/status/1230313170713051136?s=20

https://twitter.com/whirringblender/status/1230492932811169793

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/bloombefg/status/1230429689220603910?s=21

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/sewcialism/status/1230471827258040321?s=19

The idiots are us, for believing in good things

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

TBF, I think the real Agent Cooper was trapped in the lodge when this was taken.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Absurd Alhazred posted:

There's the Targum Onkelos which is a canon translation of the Torah used for exegesis because the transcription errors might not have come in the same place. But it's a translation from Hebrew.

Idiot Royals on Social Media:

https://twitter.com/SarahTheDuchess/status/1230071694599081985


The comments are a rabbit hole of insanity

https://twitter.com/BenMaurice10/status/1230059219895889921

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

I promise it's fake designed by Vitamin Water to go viral.

So they're still the idiots on social media.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

https://www.twitter.com/rortybomb/status/1230515298308182016

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

blame everyone but the loving pedophile good job

i'm installing a condom filled with cyanide in each person and when they say poo poo like that the condom ruptures and they perish

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

that is not an example of safe sex imo but I won't kinkshame

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

This isn't embedding for me but I can click through to it, not sure why.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Fantastic response to that one:


https://twitter.com/dottster09/status/1230075163682557953?s=21

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1230535733154324480

Ah yes, Boris Johnson, there's nothing you could've done to prevent hate crimes against Muslims.

https://twitter.com/TellMamaUK/status/1028929953352560646
https://twitter.com/TellMamaUK/status/1031116999945056258
https://twitter.com/TellMamaUK/status/1030933017282396160
https://twitter.com/TellMamaUK/status/1198035986485256193

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
nm, I'm dumb

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Feb 21, 2020

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/1230646371851497472

:rolleyes:

Thankfully he's getting mostly dunked on in the comments.

Where's the lie?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/1230646371851497472

:rolleyes:

Thankfully he's getting mostly dunked on in the comments.

Is he? I see a lot of people agreeing with him that their plans are terrible and that's why they want universal healthcare.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Yeah what am I missing here? He's asking to see these people that love their health insurance plan because the thought of someone loving their insurance is insane

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Len posted:

Yeah what am I missing here? He's asking to see these people that love their health insurance plan because the thought of someone loving their insurance is insane

:doh:

I misread what he was saying, my bad.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/1230646371851497472

:rolleyes:

Thankfully he's getting mostly dunked on in the comments.

I'm pretty sure he's saying, "Nobody likes their insurance plan" in that tweet.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
There was an AMA on reddit recently from a woman who had her face chewed off by a bear

She said the worst part about it was dealing with her health insurance company afterwards

Your country is broken yo

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

It's nice to see people who can get the best of the best healthcare in the US advocating for socialized healthcare.

"But you won't have a choice" is a favorite dispshit talking point, and I'd like to see more prominent figures debunk it.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Memento posted:

There was an AMA on reddit recently from a woman who had her face chewed off by a bear

She said the worst part about it was dealing with her health insurance company afterwards

Your country is broken yo

Healthcare in this country is unbearable! Trying to deal with insurance companies is a grizzly endeavor! We've really lost face before our fellow civilized countries due to our lack of accessible, affordable healthcare! It's a loving tragedy that makes me feel so depressed I want to commit terrible, unspeakable acts of violence against the wealthy bastards who are doing this to us with my bear hands! Due to ever-increasing prices and a drop in the koala-ty of our care, more people are dying of easily preventable illnesses while billionaires rake in record profits! Every year we bear-y countless people who should have lived full, happy lives as productive members of society!

Hahahaha oh my god we are so bear-y, bear-y hosed.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I always saw it as people don't like their insurance, they just like how convenient their workplace insurance is to get and maintain until it fucks them over in some way.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I could literally have paid for my doctor's visits with the amount of money I spend on my insurance, and my insurance paid literally nothing toward them. In fact, just having my insurance disqualified me from discounts that would have made my visits nearly free. The hernia surgery I had about a year back has ruptured and I can't afford to do anything about it unless it becomes life-threatening.

I work for a loving insurance company.

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

Screaming Idiot posted:

I could literally have paid for my doctor's visits with the amount of money I spend on my insurance, and my insurance paid literally nothing toward them. In fact, just having my insurance disqualified me from discounts that would have made my visits nearly free. The hernia surgery I had about a year back has ruptured and I can't afford to do anything about it unless it becomes life-threatening.

I work for a loving insurance company.

Can you clarify in what capacity you work for this insurance company so we know whether or not to feel bad for you?
edit: which one is you:

Mr. Bad Guy has a new favorite as of 05:27 on Feb 21, 2020

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

My friend is massively opposed to M4A.

His wife was recently in the hospital for a week, they don't have healthcare.

They were able to afford it, because the State/charities cover a lot of low income people's medical bills.

They qualify because he massively lies on his taxes and under reports his income by close to six figures.

Haha haha haha, the system is horribly broken.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Can you clarify in what capacity you work for this insurance company so we know whether or not to feel bad for you?
edit: which one is you:


I'm a beneficiary service representative with Tricare -- I'm the stupid bitch who answers phones and has to find positive, uplifting ways to tell sick and dying people that if they want Tricare to cover their treatment they'll have to find a network provider almost a hundred miles from where they live. If they're still at the location. Which they're usually not. My job mostly consists of repeating information off a website or a script with information so hilariously out of date it should be illegal. If I tell customers the truth, I will lose my job.

I feel like a concentration camp guard.

Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 05:30 on Feb 21, 2020

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I would happily lose my job if it meant everyone had access to healthcare. I would happily lose my life. Like, if you put a gun to my head and said, "With a pull of this trigger, America will have healthcare," I would WRAP MY loving LIPS AROUND THE BARREL AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON IT.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Screaming Idiot posted:

I would happily lose my job if it meant everyone had access to healthcare. I would happily lose my life. Like, if you put a gun to my head and said, "With a pull of this trigger, America will have healthcare," I would WRAP MY loving LIPS AROUND THE BARREL AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON IT.

easy, tiger

Sprue
Feb 21, 2006

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

Screaming Idiot posted:

I would happily lose my job if it meant everyone had access to healthcare. I would happily lose my life. Like, if you put a gun to my head and said, "With a pull of this trigger, America will have healthcare," I would WRAP MY loving LIPS AROUND THE BARREL AND PERFORM FELLATIO ON IT.

I used to work at a sugar beat harvest site w a lady whose regular job was being the person for an insurance company who looks at pre existing and stuff to decide how much to charge u for insurance. She is very opposed to M4A. I don't get it.... How could u work that job and not develop a huge amount of sympathy for ppl who.think the whole system is broken

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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
Ok dude chill I'm sorry it was a joke don't kill yourself.

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