Which Nintendo character would you like to see in the next Soul Calibur game? This poll is closed. |
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Bowsette | 99 | 8.48% | |
Other | 53 | 4.54% | |
jenna got milked | 1015 | 86.98% | |
Total: | 1167 votes |
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I am a gamer not because I have no wife, but because I choose to have many
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:25 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 19:31 |
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Hwurmp posted:I am a gamer not because I have no wife, but because I choose to have many
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:26 |
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My wife cheers on the enemy in whatever game I'm playing
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:30 |
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My wiiiife
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:32 |
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Has anyone played that Dreams game? Is it worth it? Are the various games people make cool enough to check out? Is the creation stuff easy to get into?
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:37 |
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I play the dreams game every night in my bed!
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:44 |
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Last time I played it a bunch of my teeth fell out 3/10
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:46 |
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Help Im Alive posted:Last time I played it a bunch of my teeth fell out 3/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlRBzV4Q0yA
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:48 |
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:I'm still waitin' on this FF music thread VG!!! A pending FF music thread? Now this sounds fun.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:49 |
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Help Im Alive posted:Last time I played it a bunch of my teeth fell out 3/10 This reminds me I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 17:59 |
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I said come in! posted:This reminds me I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. What an awful way to spend a Saturday
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:12 |
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I said come in! posted:This reminds me I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. Don't need a dentist if you don't have teeth
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:15 |
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:What an awful way to spend a Saturday True, but it shouldn't be too big of a deal, I have a pretty good dentist. Gotta keep them chompers healthy. I feel privileged to even be able to have dental insurance lol.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:22 |
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I killed my first invader! Then I went on to beat Capra Demon legit on the second try!!! After a series of clownshoes maneuvers and nearly dying multiple times, of course. Then I managed to fall down every single hole in the Depths but never got cursed by the Basilisks. I did die to the very first gotcha slime tho. I made it to the bonfire and my mental map of the place is a giant blur. Whee! John Murdoch fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Feb 21, 2020 |
# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:29 |
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I've been a fan of the GTA series for 15 years and I would never recommend GTA 5 to someone new to video games. The story is absolutely bursting with aggressively stupid and unpleasant macho bullshit that fulfills all the worst stereotypes of "mature" games. Franklin is an okay protagonist, but the other two guys are the same "crazy guy who loves crime" PC they've put in almost every other GTA game for the past 20+ years, except they gave one of them a wife to treat like garbage and complain about all the time. The game's vicious contempt for humanity really comes out in the minor characters where it seems like every woman is a vapid slut and every man is a sociopath. It's just so loving hateful and stupid that I'm actually embarrassed to play it in front of other people, and the worst part is that it's obviously totally convinced that it's an incredibly perceptive, sharp-edged satire about American culture that's really saying something. On the flip side of the coin, the city of Los Santos is gorgeous, rich with detail, and assembled with obvious care and passion, the vehicle handling is tuned to perfection between the weighty realism of IV and the Hot Wheels-style handling of the earlier games, and the gunplay is better than it's ever been. Honestly, everything but the writing is unbelievably good, and were it not for that I'd be holding it up as a shining example of an expansive yet accessible contemporary action-adventure. it's a shame that their one attempt at sketching a character with slightly more complex motivations than usual (GTA 4) was so badly-received that they've apparently done a 180 and retreated into South Park-esque idiocy.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:33 |
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Very excited for today's release of Dungeon Defenders: Awakened, the fourth Dungeon Defenders game. It's a remake of the first game, Dungeon Defenders, but it's different from Dungeon Defenders Eternity, the third game in the series, which is also a remake of Dungeon Defenders. It has nothing to do with Dungeon Defenders 2, the second game. A new publisher bought the rights to the series after Dungeon Defenders Eternity, and so now this is the first game by the new publisher.Weedle posted:It's just so loving hateful and stupid that I'm actually embarrassed to play it in front of other people, and the worst part is that it's obviously totally convinced that it's an incredibly perceptive, sharp-edged satire about American culture that's really saying something. One of the head writers who just left the company said he was really struggling to think of a way to write a GTA6 because it's always been a parody of America and he just wasn't sure how America could possibly be made a mockery of that would surpass the ridiculousness of real life. RazzleDazzleHour fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Feb 21, 2020 |
# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:37 |
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I'm going to play animal crossing with my wife too yes her name is isabelle why do you ask
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:37 |
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better hope she doesn't rip and tear your guts
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:40 |
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Start and end with the only good GTA That's right, Chinatown Wars
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:41 |
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Cowcaster posted:stop ruining your many wifes by introducing them to videogames What I do with my many wives is none of your business.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:43 |
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Cowcaster posted:better hope she doesn't rip and tear your guts
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:44 |
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Dear Abby, I introduced my wife to video games and now all she does is throw stuff and say the n-word a bunch. Last week she used our joint account to buy $10,000 worth of hats that as far as I can tell are not even real. I love her, but can this relationship be saved?
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:47 |
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GTAV's shooting and general combat is atrocious and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone if you want an action game, the thing barely has feedback for when the player is taking damage. If you want something to drive and walk around in as long as you can tune out the dialogue, sure.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:49 |
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Cowcaster posted:stop ruining your many wifes by introducing them to videogames Getting married just to introduce spouses to videogames.
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:54 |
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It's crazy how GTA5 still tops sales charts constantly like 7 years after release
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:56 |
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Electric Phantasm posted:Getting married just to introduce spouses to videogames. it's like bugchasers but worse!
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:57 |
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https://twitter.com/PrettyCakeMach/status/1229161082293555200?s=19 dream house
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 18:57 |
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Goddamn it, I'm ripped and torn. I can save over $26 CAD on DOOM Eternal Deluxe Edition, but would get it in the Bethesda Launcher and not on Steam. Major dilemma...
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:03 |
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Saint Freak posted:Start and end with the only good GTA this was a good game
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:06 |
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I'm actually wondering whether Vampire Bloodlines might be a good choice She likes strong narratives and choices but I'm wondering if it's gonna feel way too archaic these days
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:09 |
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The first third or so of Bloodlines absolutely holds up in the modern era Shame about the rest of the game though
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:11 |
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Songbearer posted:I'm actually wondering whether Vampire Bloodlines might be a good choice play Prey
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:15 |
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How about Walden?
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:16 |
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She doesn't like scifi stuff
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:16 |
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tell her the guns are actually wizards
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:18 |
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play frog detective
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:22 |
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Get her doom and tell her it's an animal crossing mod where you play as isabelle
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:23 |
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or, if your partner is an absolute saint, play every sonic game in order
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:24 |
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chase her around with a frog you found at recess
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:26 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 19:31 |
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Games I’m currently juggling - Baldur’s Gate 1 (made it to the first town) - Icewind Dale (made it to the store one door away from the starting tavern) - Tyranny (made it to the first encampment) - Battle Brothers (I keep restarting) - Europa Universalis IV (Ireland campaign, fifty years in, starting to lose steam) I’m never going to finish any game, ever
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# ? Feb 21, 2020 19:45 |