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Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
"WeekendPresidential Administration at Bernie's"

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Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Is not this awesome?

I think of the 7000 millions of people on the planet, everyone understand this has been written directly at Trump, except Trump itself.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Oh, puff and nonsense. You panicking doomers, RELAX, and trust in the shining light of the CCCP's efforts,

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Mozi posted:

i would bet 20 bucks that there is already at least one infected person in a majority of major cities around the world

Who will be the first goon?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Who will be the first goon?
I have it. It's awesome lol

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

are these the folks that are currently quarantined in US military bases? or am I getting them confused with other plague boat survivors?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1230877734492082176

probably means theres more out there being unreported.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dolphin posted:

I have it. It's awesome lol

:nice:

Luckyellow
Sep 25, 2007

Pillbug
Hmm, anyone have a handy map of where all the older reddest parts is in the US? I'm seeing a road trip in my future

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.


everyone on that ship has it or will get it. it's the closest thing to a sure bet

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Community transmission in the US by the end of the first week of March I'd imagine

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Luckyellow posted:

Hmm, anyone have a handy map of where all the older reddest parts is in the US? I'm seeing a road trip in my future
the problem with this map is it is also the poorest blackest parts

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Who will be the first goon?

On the one hand, my large adult son works at :siren: a hospital :siren:, greatly increasing my chances of getting it.

On the other hand, I live in buttfuck nowhere in the Atlantic provinces of Canada.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Theres like 500 Americans who got off the westerdam in Cambodia and flew back to the USA and all of them have it and are spreading it

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

Community transmission in the US by the end of the first week of March I'd imagine

Lol just in time for large gatherings of people for Super Tuesday voting

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
God I am begging you. Crash this economy.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




SKULL.GIF posted:

Lol just in time for large gatherings of people for Super Tuesday voting

:yeshaha:

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Judakel posted:

God I am begging you. Crash this economy.
the dow is already no likey

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Judakel posted:

God I am begging you. Crash this economy.

:emptyquote:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Epidemic peak if community transmission and local clusters begin popping up is probably mid April I would think.

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




pretty dastardly of crazy bernie to team up with communist china to unleash a plague to help him win

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



corona-chan is getting stronger

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gonna be a pretty good case for m4a when no one goes to the hospital and this thing sweeps over the country like a biblical pestilence

people will just blame it on taxes or something though lmao

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Dolphin posted:

I have it. It's awesome lol

congrats!

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tei posted:

Is not this awesome?

I think of the 7000 millions of people on the planet, everyone understand this has been written directly at Trump, except Trump itself.

Shut up idiot

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




number go up!

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1230918638040965120

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol that's game set and match. we're done

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




thank you president tru.p for bringing our disease vectors home

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1230877734492082176

probably means theres more out there being unreported.

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Doctor Jeep posted:

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk

lol if this wasn't already your reaction a month ago

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

please dont post pictures of dead people

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Schnorkles posted:

Epidemic peak if community transmission and local clusters begin popping up is probably mid April I would think.

Ah the cruelest month

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

if all the old people die at once its gonna be so weird

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I am sure you can tally up and regulars in the China/Korea/Japan threads and start a death clock. Too bad most of the China threads are dead thanks to banning.

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

if I buy the masks on Amazon will they come pre-infected with the virus

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

i hope haier is ok, he has sex with people

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Rip grandma

*Dances*

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
note that clinical studies in Wuhan have put the CFR rate of people under the age of 40 at like... .2% and thats with a sample that is inherently much more serious than the totality of the disease.

No one posting in this thread is really in any danger

Now if you're over the age of 70.................

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

baw posted:

mother in law works in hospital so she’ll bring some home for us

lol mistaking coronavirus for masks.

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Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

U-DO Burger posted:

lol if this wasn't already your reaction a month ago

italy is a neighboring country (to me) and I live in a tourist hot spot so this might be a nightmare

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