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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

There's no reason you can't combine them. Earth is a flying saucer and we must secure the delicious sherbet reserves deep within.
Sherbet earth theory best earth theory.

Jippa posted:

A steam powered rocket sounds crazy to start with.
Anything that throws a lot of inertial mass backwards works as a rocket. Things that want to take up a lot more space than they currently do and only have one direction to do that in are good at throwing a lot of inertial mass backwards.

It's the one non crazy part. Except he did it with a huge boiler instead of a steam generator.

e: The RL10 is a liquid-fuel cryogenic rocket engine built by Aerojet Rocketdyne that burns cryogenic liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen propellants, forming an exhaust jet of high pressure superheated steam. Modern versions produce up to 110 kN (24,729 lbf) of thrust per engine in vacuum.

Guavanaut fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Feb 23, 2020

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Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I'm pretty sure flat earth is largely an own, where its bad faith actors revel in both how many people seem to believe it and how much airtime it consumes.

We don't have the power to change the world meaningfully but maybe for the lulz if I just keep saying the earth is flat I get to see people's reactions and maybe get someone else in on the game, or better yet, a true believer.

Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Feb 23, 2020

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

We owe it to the planet to conquer the interior of the earth, defeat the Nazis there, befriend the dinosaurs, and set up solar power plants to harness the power of the little sun that's at the centre.

marktheando fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Feb 23, 2020

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Even if it's all 100% sincere, they keep owning everyone by making this bullshit as big as it is. Flat earth is dumb but I give it some respect for just how far it's gotten and its entertainment value.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's also how the alt-right happend though.
Years of "lol at the normie reactions when I say Gas The Jews haha could you imagine" and then it turns out that there's a critical mass of people joining your clubhouse who do, in fact, completely unironically, want to Gas The Jews and form a white patriarchal ethnostate.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Also weirdly you end up wanting to do it too. Possibly while still thinking it's very funny as you load people onto the boxcars, as a prank bro.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

The Question IRL posted:

So BoJo-a-GoGo, the mad Prime Minister is at it again.

Apparently the reason he hired Braveman was because the previous AG wouldn't come up with a way for England not to honour their Brexit obligations.
That is going to set a really good tone for all future deal negotiations.

https://www.rte.ie/news/brexit/2020/0223/1117043-brexit-northern-ireland-protocol/

Even if No Deal isn't his goal, he's going to incompetence us into it isn't he?

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Lungboy posted:

Even if No Deal isn't his goal, he's going to incompetence us into it isn't he?

I dunno, I think it's probably more laziness, he might be capable of negotiating a deal if he could be bothered.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

marktheando posted:

I dunno, I think it's probably more laziness, he might be capable of negotiating a deal if he could be bothered.

The lazier he is, the less likely it is that he ever bothered to learn how to negotiate international trade deals.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

marktheando posted:

I dunno, I think it's probably more laziness, he might be capable of negotiating a deal if he could be bothered.

I don't think so. Because I don't think the negotiating a complex trade deal is like a homework assignment. Where you can just leave it off to the last second, ask for extensions, throw in some half assed result and get a C - and take that as good enough.

And it's definitely not like how films/Boris' own articles for the Torygraph portray it as something that is made over complicated by bureaucrats, and we should simplify it and work something out on the night.

It's just a train derailing but in slow motion.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/LizMair/status/1231372411934773249

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Shocked.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



who

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
ZOBE RAVE

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Liz Mair? More like "Liz Nae Mair"

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


President Bernie is getting me fired up again, lets give this another try

It shows its not impossible you just need someone personally popular who rallies the working class

Hmm poo poo

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
The thing that really exemplifies New Labour to me isn't the Iraq war, it's not the ID cards or the hard push on racism.

It's that in 1997, after near two decade of pure tory evil the likes of which we'd never seen, one of the first big things they did was cut benefits to single mothers. No political pressure to do so, literally had just won a historic victory and they swung against single mothers. Pointlessly cruel and indistinguishable from the Tories.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
It's PFIs for me. Sure, let's continue to slowly privatise and demolish the single best and biggest achievement of any socialist government this country and possibly the world has ever had.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Had to be an arsenal fan.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


PFI is what you get when you think you can trust businesses not to try to get the most money out of you. Centrists have this murderous naivety to them.

The thing about "the left hates success" is that sure Blair won the election, but the new Labour government was an utter failure.
We are trying to avoid failing at what matters rather than the fun media show of an election.

It just so happens we also failed at that but... Quiet you!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I still don't think "we" failed at that as much as the shitbag brigade pulled out all the stops to make it happen and then blamed us for it.

"Why is has the left put all this poo poo in my pants?" I exclaim, by modulating my arsehole such that the torrential discharge therefrom briefly mimics human language.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
RIP mad mike. You wanted to prove the earth was flat, instead you made it a little less so.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcthree/article/2b3f3f67-2338-4253-b7f5-a36192885492

Thrilled to see the beeb getting in on the exciting new trend of "Want a 2nd job? Make £££ from home!" signs at roundabouts, jfc.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
This is even worse than £££ from home though.
This is 'throw your money at the stock market/money exchange yourself'.
No mention of how rich his family is.
No mention of how much money he started out with.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/FleaSocialist/status/1224516060075962369

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

happyhippy posted:

This is even worse than £££ from home though.
This is 'throw your money at the stock market/money exchange yourself'.
No mention of how rich his family is.
No mention of how much money he started out with.

the article says he grew up on a council estate so I'm betting that he didn't exactly start out with a 6-figure tax-free loan from mummy and daddy

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

happyhippy posted:

This is even worse than £££ from home though.
This is 'throw your money at the stock market/money exchange yourself'.
No mention of how rich his family is.
No mention of how much money he started out with.

I'd put money on the fact he hired those cars and is now selling his advice to poor saps that believe the BBC article.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"my younger brother is a professional footballer" is certainly a weird element.

Also, uh...

quote:

"If I see kids who are younger than me who know me and they're like 'Can I have a look at your car Ash?' I’ll let them sit in my car and try to motivate them, because it's what I wish I had when I was growing up."

The Deleter
May 22, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

"my younger brother is a professional footballer" is certainly a weird element.

Also, uh...

This dude desperately wants to gently caress people in his car.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Assuming he started aged 16, he's apparently got to 200k a year in four years, self taught immediately after failing his GCSEs, through a career choice that is risky at the best of times.

It reeks of bullshit, but then all of these stories do, and almost always are.

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

OwlFancier posted:

"my younger brother is a professional footballer" is certainly a weird element.

Also, uh...

Professional footballer doesn't = minted though. Could be a 4th division player earning £500/week.

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

josh04 posted:

Spoilered for mildly unpleasant detail.

For reasons now lost to us, he mounted himself in the nose and so it's more like a hot water tank fell on him than any kind of rocket impact.

Do you think he suffered

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Assuming he started aged 16, he's apparently got to 200k a year in four years, self taught immediately after failing his GCSEs, through a career choice that is risky at the best of times.

It reeks of bullshit, but then all of these stories do, and almost always are.

At best, it's basically "lottery winner tells people that playing the lottery is a good career choice"

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Gonzo McFee posted:

The thing that really exemplifies New Labour to me isn't the Iraq war, it's not the ID cards or the hard push on racism.

It's that in 1997, after near two decade of pure tory evil the likes of which we'd never seen, one of the first big things they did was cut benefits to single mothers. No political pressure to do so, literally had just won a historic victory and they swung against single mothers. Pointlessly cruel and indistinguishable from the Tories.
I think that was an Only Nixon Could Go To China moment but for being an absolute oval office. The Tories wanted to push it through but they could never get the votes, but Blair as the smiling face of New Labour could do it.

That plus emboldening the 'benefit scrounger' narrative to the point where even people reliant on benefits believed it and bringing in the start of private assessors and ESA.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

Immigration too. I don't know who started but I remember the phrase "bogus asylum seekers" being used constantly back then.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


OwlFancier posted:

I still don't think "we" failed at that as much as the shitbag brigade pulled out all the stops to make it happen and then blamed us for it.

"Why is has the left put all this poo poo in my pants?" I exclaim, by modulating my arsehole such that the torrential discharge therefrom briefly mimics human language.

I think it's fine to admit we failed. We certainly didn't succeed.
"Wot do we do when we fol down, master Bruce?"
"I never fell down, Alfred, it was those blairites wot pushed me!"

Obviously there were poo poo loads of things against us and the wreckers spent 5 years wrecking things and now are trying to say they're the reasonable ones who can win.

But that wasn't a surprise, we knew that the whole time we just didn't overcome the odds like we wanted.
I'm up for another go though.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Communist Thoughts posted:

I think it's fine to admit we failed. We certainly didn't succeed.
"Wot do we do when we fol down, master Bruce?"
"I never fell down, Alfred, it was those blairites wot pushed me!"

Obviously there were poo poo loads of things against us and the wreckers spent 5 years wrecking things and now are trying to say they're the reasonable ones who can win.

But that wasn't a surprise, we knew that the whole time we just didn't overcome the odds like we wanted.
I'm up for another go though.

I mean no I really do not agree that it was "us" who did wrong, especially not when the people who are asserting that are exactly the same people who did the pushing and who are now claiming they can fix it. I see absolutely no benefit in self flagellation when the problem is right in front of you and claiming it actually wasn't the problem.

It would be dishonest and harmful to suggest that the left was at fault when the right is trying to claim it's going to rescue us from their own sabotage, it is far better to tell them to gently caress off and spit in their eye.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Feb 23, 2020

bionic vapour boy
Feb 13, 2012

Impervious to fun.

OwlFancier posted:

I mean no I really do not agree that it was "us" who did wrong, especially not when the people who are asserting that are exactly the same people who did the pushing and who are now claiming they can fix it. I see absolutely no benefit in self flagellation when the problem is right in front of you and claiming it actually wasn't the problem.

I'm of the mind that 'we' (as a loose definition of lefts who actually give a gently caress about changing things and not just Getting Elected) failed insofar as we put our faith in democratic means, and its now clear that is not what's going to change things. But also I dunno I suspect that might make me a bit :tinfoil: relative to the thread.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

bionic vapour boy posted:

I'm of the mind that 'we' (as a loose definition of lefts who actually give a gently caress about changing things and not just Getting Elected) failed insofar as we put our faith in democratic means, and its now clear that is not what's going to change things. But also I dunno I suspect that might make me a bit :tinfoil: relative to the thread.

Not even slightly, I don't think, it's just most of us don't say it, because it doesn't really help, when we're neither able nor honestly willing to pursue the alternative.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

bionic vapour boy posted:

I'm of the mind that 'we' (as a loose definition of lefts who actually give a gently caress about changing things and not just Getting Elected) failed insofar as we put our faith in democratic means, and its now clear that is not what's going to change things. But also I dunno I suspect that might make me a bit :tinfoil: relative to the thread.

I would probably suggest that while it is unlikely to change things, successful extraelectoral revolutionary action is even less likely to change things, unfortunately, if only because electoral success is more likely to happen and function as a release valve before revolutionary action builds sufficient momentum.

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