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Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003




this is the funniest and most awful graph i have seen in some time, bravo

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SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014

Also no units on the Y axis, and the labels are nearly unreadable due to being light blue on slightly lighter blue. This is up there with the bird distribution map.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If it helps, it's supposed to be percentage.

Hippie Hedgehog
Feb 19, 2007

Ever cuddled a hedgehog?
https://danluu.com/discontinuities/

This guy is a genious.

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

Paladinus posted:

If it helps, it's supposed to be percentage.

this does not help

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


"Patterns" they say, as they present no discernible pattern.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


Dashboard Confessional's new hit single, Suspicious Discontinuities.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
This one isn't really terrible, in fact I think it's a good attempt at displaying the information it's trying to show you, but it's so loving dense that it takes forever to read goddamn anything out of it

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

I wanna talk to thos Bernie supporters who think he's too liberal, must not be able to find a more moderate democratic candidate.

E: nvm, I want to talk to the even greater percentage of Bernie supporters who think Liz is too liberal, I think they may have some interesting perspective on the policies of the various Democratic contenders.

E2: new edit text workin' good for this post.

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Elviscat posted:

I wanna talk to thos Bernie supporters who think he's too liberal, must not be able to find a more moderate democratic candidate.

E: nvm, I want to talk to the even greater percentage of Bernie supporters who think Liz is too liberal, I think they may have some interesting perspective on the policies of the various Democratic contenders.

E2: new edit text workin' good for this post.

https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/mao/selected-works/volume-2/mswv2_03.htm

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

Elviscat posted:

I wanna talk to thos Bernie supporters who think he's too liberal, must not be able to find a more moderate democratic candidate.

E: nvm, I want to talk to the even greater percentage of Bernie supporters who think Liz is too liberal, I think they may have some interesting perspective on the policies of the various Democratic contenders.

E2: new edit text workin' good for this post.

Looks like there are some people in this questionnaire who refuse the American English meaning of liberal.
Which makes the graph even more awful.

new quote button is fun, too.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

VictualSquid posted:

Looks like there are some people in this questionnaire who refuse the American English meaning of liberal.
Which makes the graph even more awful.

new quote button is fun, too.

Honestly I think this is genuine linguistic drift - as socialism becomes less of a dirty word and seen as the Actual Left then liberalism's position becomes more centrist. It's not even really changed, it's just not an extreme any more. But not everyone has caught up with that.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



liberalism has been a centrist position for a century

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Krankenstyle posted:

liberalism has been a centrist position for a century

Yeah but it's been heavily misused by the likes of American talk radio to mean "anything left of the Republican party line". "Bleeding heart liberals" and so on. It's only fairly recently that people have started to re-identify with the original meaning because there is now a pretty significant movement of people who are genuinely to the left of the Democrats and do not self-identify as "liberals".

I feel like this must be very confusing for Europeans because as far as I can tell the broad usage of "liberal" to mean "left wing" is purely an American thing.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I feel like this must be very confusing for Europeans because as far as I can tell the broad usage of "liberal" to mean "left wing" is purely an American thing.

Indeed. In Europe, moderate-right parties describe themselves as liberals.

Far left parties describe themselves as socialist, while the moderate left is something like 'social democrats'.

To be fair, the general party lines of our moderate-right parties are quite in line with middle-of-the-road Democrats in the US. Even the far right parties usually want to keep large parts of the welfare state intact, they just want to exclude non-whites from it. People with USA Republican views are exceedingly rare here.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Amusingly, the closest you'd get to American Republicans in Denmark could for a while reasonably be argued to be Liberal Alliance lmao

(at least until the founding of Nye Borgerlige)



also I really wanna know how that employee internet usage graph came about. its amazing

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BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Danish politics map poorly to American politics though. Our biggest right wing party is called "Left - liberal party of Denmark" though, while being explicitly (centre) right wing. We also have the "Radical Left", which is centrist with pretty liberal economic policies but doing a pretty good job not being racist. These two parties are funny to me. Also, the Socialist People's Party is centre left, with the "Unity List" being far left.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Yea I know, it's just funny. I've always enjoyed the milquetoast liberals being called The Radical Left (named so because they splintered from The Left).

If anyone else cares, here's more: Unity List is named thus because they're a coalition of marxists, leninists, maoists, etc (yet they recently struck references to revolution from their programme, shameful). Also, "The Left" were formed in opposition to The Conservatives who used to be called The Right.

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Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Krankenstyle posted:

also I really wanna know how that employee internet usage graph came about. its amazing

Amazingly, it looks like it's part of an advertisement for a chart-making app that has fully embraced chart-junk. It's one of the scrolling images on Visme's scatter-plot maker.

I honestly can't decide if this makes it better or worse. On one hand, they're not pretending that the data is real or has any meaning whatsoever. On the other hand, somebody made that chart, looked at it, and thought: "Yes. This is the image we want to use to advertise our company's services."

https://www.visme.co/scatter-plot-maker/

The Cheshire Cat
Jun 10, 2008

Fun Shoe

Karia posted:

Amazingly, it looks like it's part of an advertisement for a chart-making app that has fully embraced chart-junk. It's one of the scrolling images on Visme's scatter-plot maker.

I honestly can't decide if this makes it better or worse. On one hand, they're not pretending that the data is real or has any meaning whatsoever. On the other hand, somebody made that chart, looked at it, and thought: "Yes. This is the image we want to use to advertise our company's services."

https://www.visme.co/scatter-plot-maker/

I guess the thing is that the kind of person who might use the software is highly likely to use it for a terrible graph so the advertising is telling them "yes, our graph software will let you commit this visual design crime"

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

The Left have also been allies with the Conservatives and they have formed multiple governments. The big reason Denmark is impossible to compare to the USA is that we don't have any real religious crap, like opposition to homosexuality and abortion. Basically, the Christian Democrats are the only ones trying to go on that direction, and they are slightly less popular than the "let's genocide the Muslims, trust me, I'm a lawyer, I can get around the Constitution" party called Tough Stance.

In fact, the Conservatives chairman is openly gay, which would never happen in the GOP.

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

The Cheshire Cat posted:

I guess the thing is that the kind of person who might use the software is highly likely to use it for a terrible graph so the advertising is telling them "yes, our graph software will let you commit this visual design crime"

Features:

  • Charts!
  • Graphs!
  • Information Warcrimes!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



BonHair posted:

The Left have also been allies with the Conservatives and they have formed multiple governments. The big reason Denmark is impossible to compare to the USA is that we don't have any real religious crap, like opposition to homosexuality and abortion. Basically, the Christian Democrats are the only ones trying to go on that direction, and they are slightly less popular than the "let's genocide the Muslims, trust me, I'm a lawyer, I can get around the Constitution" party called Tough Stance.

In fact, the Conservatives chairman is openly gay, which would never happen in the GOP.

and yet our state-employed priests are still allowed to refuse officiating a gay marriage

sorry ill shut up about politics itt now

Karia posted:

Amazingly, it looks like it's part of an advertisement for a chart-making app that has fully embraced chart-junk. It's one of the scrolling images on Visme's scatter-plot maker.

I honestly can't decide if this makes it better or worse. On one hand, they're not pretending that the data is real or has any meaning whatsoever. On the other hand, somebody made that chart, looked at it, and thought: "Yes. This is the image we want to use to advertise our company's services."

https://www.visme.co/scatter-plot-maker/

haha thanks

this one is good too:

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The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Carbon dioxide posted:

Indeed. In Europe, moderate-right parties describe themselves as liberals.

Far left parties describe themselves as socialist, while the moderate left is something like 'social democrats'.

To be fair, the general party lines of our moderate-right parties are quite in line with middle-of-the-road Democrats in the US. Even the far right parties usually want to keep large parts of the welfare state intact, they just want to exclude non-whites from it. People with USA Republican views are exceedingly rare here.
As an American I'm confused. You seem to be saying political beliefs are some kind of spectrum or something. It's not all black and white, liberal vs conservative, Democrat vs Republicans, us vs them??

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

The Merkinman posted:

As an American I'm confused. You seem to be saying political beliefs are some kind of spectrum or something. It's not all black and white, liberal vs conservative, Democrat vs Republicans, us vs them??

No, but due to drift in the political rhetoric, Democrats in USA are driving similar things that centrist or right-leaning centrists are doing in general in Europe, and US Republicans, are more right-wing/free capitalism than most of right wing parties of Europe.

Left-leaning parties, such as social democrats are people such as Bernie Sanders, and while they are wildly popular in Europe, they are seen as "communists" in some part of USA. The "real" lefties, communists and especially hardliners, stalinists, maoists or leninists, are still present in most parts of Europe, but basically non-existent in USA.

So basically on an imaginary spectrum from left to right, USA uses center to right for its main parties, whereas Europeans still have real left-centrist-right. And the green parties. and fundamentalists as non-right party. And anarchists and nazis and...

So the names are the same, but the meaning differs greatly between USA and in general, European politics.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

The Merkinman posted:

As an American I'm confused. You seem to be saying political beliefs are some kind of spectrum or something. It's not all black and white, liberal vs conservative, Democrat vs Republicans, us vs them??

This is extremely incorrect and shows a shocking naivety about the true nature of American politics.

The order you put "black and white" implies that the Democrats are the Bad Party™. But actually, the Republicans are the Bad Party™ and the Democrats are the Good Party™.

You are hereby sentenced to watching one (1) Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign speech to correct this misunderstanding. May Barack Obama have mercy on your soul.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

It was a joke

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



Karia posted:

This is extremely incorrect and shows a shocking naivety about the true nature of American politics.

The order you put "black and white" implies that the Democrats are the Bad Party™. But actually, the Republicans are the Bad Party™ and the Democrats are the Good Party™.

You are hereby sentenced to watching one (1) Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign speech to correct this misunderstanding. May Barack Obama have mercy on your soul.

:chloe:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



is there a chloe + thejoke emoji

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Karia posted:

This is extremely incorrect and shows a shocking naivety about the true nature of American politics.

The order you put "black and white" implies that the Democrats are the Bad Party™. But actually, the Republicans are the Bad Party™ and the Democrats are the Good Party™.

You are hereby sentenced to watching one (1) Hillary Clinton 2016 campaign speech to correct this misunderstanding. May Barack Obama have mercy on your soul.

I hope this is a joke since even as a dirty foreigner, it was apparent that Hillary was doing a victory lap without realizing that she wasn't exactly winning the thing with a large margin, while Trump was running an outsider-new ideas-underdog-hatevote- campaign which has the the annoying habit of being a real threat. Also Russians but that is an afterthought now.

I'm just saying that there were exactly one presidential campaigner, who made an appearance on every lower state no matter how unnecessary it was. And that wasn't the one doing the victory lap.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Der Kyhe posted:

I hope this is a joke since even as a dirty foreigner, it was apparent that Hillary was doing a victory lap without realizing that she wasn't exactly winning the thing with a large margin, while Trump was running an outsider-new ideas-underdog-hatevote- campaign which has the the annoying habit of being a real threat. Also Russians but that is an afterthought now.

I'm just saying that there were exactly one presidential campaigner, who made an appearance on every lower state no matter how unnecessary it was. And that wasn't the one doing the victory lap.

It is absolutely a joke. American adversarial politics is garbage.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




WaPo's infographics aren't so much awful as they are just weird. I can't think about anything except Bernie hiding from the old folks while Joe sneaks up for a little peep.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Pete Buttigieg in the 17-29 represented by an actual height Ben Shapiro

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Captain Hygiene posted:


WaPo's infographics aren't so much awful as they are just weird. I can't think about anything except Bernie hiding from the old folks while Joe sneaks up for a little peep sniff.

Lolling irl because that's exactly how it looks to me too

E: also, fixed

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Hey Joe

please stop sniffing all that hair in your hands

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

This is what a Guess Who? board looks like after a few weeks of usage by sticky-fingered second-graders.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Presented without comment

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



It's always interesting to me that people will go through the effort of creating a graph or whatever while not bothering to look up how to spell the handful of words on it. Testicle is not even an obscure word

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


They missed "genitalia" too.

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost


Another one advertising the same bad scatter plot site. I don't think it's meant to be understandable but even so this is something else.

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