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mdemone posted:Taxonomy gets worse the more you know about it. Really the whole tree of life is just this huge bramble bush of bullshit. The best way I've ever heard someone define a fish is "these are the things that are on the seafood page at the restaurant" And the scene where Major Winters tells Captain Sobel that you salute the rank, not the man, is pure gold. I'm going to watch that show again.
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Schwimmer killed it in band of brothers, Perry/chandler was great in the whole nine yards, Le blanc did a bunch of great stuff too. The only ones who never did anything of note are kudrow and Monica whatever her name is and who cares frankly
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mind the walrus posted:I mean... he's not wrong Except where they imply Jennifer Aniston has talent.
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NtotheTC posted:Monica Ace Ventura 
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Oh and Scream was ok. I don't really have anything against Courtney Cox....the rest of them are talentless assclowns who made a literal fortune due to the stupidity of american TV watchers. Also Cox has 150million and Aniston has 200million...just let that sink in...ugh.
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I was going to say the Scream movies were pretty good but I guess they actually all came out before Friends finished airing.
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Memento posted:I was going to say the Scream movies were pretty good but I guess they actually all came out before Friends finished airing. I think the discussion is equal parts "are they talented" and "did they have any success post-Friends" I was going to say "Didn't Cox have a couple of well-received shows in recent years?" but realized I was getting her confused with Julia Louis-Dreyfus*. Though apparently Cougar Town was on for a number of years so maybe it qualifies? I never watched it and forgot it existed * Dreyfus also happens to the the only one of the main four on Seinfeld with any actual talent
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imagine making 20mil a year and just living in like Bellingham, WA, or something and living a normal life where bryan singer can't find your kids
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Pick posted:imagine making 20mil a year and just living in like Bellingham, WA, or something and living a normal life where bryan singer can't find your kids I mean you've still got to put up with goobers gawking at you whenever you get a coffee or run to Home Depot, so it's a bit of a monkey's paw. Also my friend once said he got a table with his friends at some burger joint in Manhattan right after Schwimmer, and Schwimmer wanted to come back but was told no and actually pulled the "Do you know who I am?" card. Was still told no because this was like 2006 and a Bougie Manhattan joint too rich to give a gently caress. That's my Schwimmer story.
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mind the walrus posted:I mean you've still got to put up with goobers gawking at you whenever you get a coffee or run to Home Depot, so it's a bit of a monkey's paw. for 20 mil/annum I will bear this terrible curse
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Feb 24, 2020 01:08
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Eh! Frank posted:
Jason Alexander is pretty drat funny on the new Harley Quinn cartoon
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NtotheTC posted:Schwimmer killed it in band of brothers, Perry/chandler was great in the whole nine yards, Le blanc did a bunch of great stuff too. The only ones who never did anything of note are kudrow and Monica whatever her name is and who cares frankly Kudrow has The Comeback in HBO which I heard was good.
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Randaconda posted:Jason Alexander is pretty drat funny on the new Harley Quinn cartoon Didn't he also voice Duckman?
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muscles like this! posted:The cast of Friends really don't have to work again because by the last two seasons they were all making a million per episode and and they also get hella residuals. Kind of like how after Seinfeld ended Jerry went strictly low key, doing one animated movie and more recently an interview show because he got out of that show mad rich and has only made more money from it since. Yeah but there's the important difference that Seinfeld was never funny.
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The only actually funny tv episode ever aired was the episode of Adventure Time "Mystery Dungeon"
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I will also accept Ugly Americans episode "Kill Mark, Kill"
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gbut posted:Didn't he also voice Duckman? And he aced it.
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Brute Hole Force posted:Yeah but there's the important difference that Seinfeld was never funny. 
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mind the walrus posted:I mean you've still got to put up with goobers gawking at you whenever you get a coffee or run to Home Depot, so it's a bit of a monkey's paw. Wait,, so he had a burger, left, decided he wanted a 2nd burger and tried to get the table back? What?
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Randaconda posted:Jason Alexander is pretty drat funny on the new Harley Quinn cartoon gbut posted:Didn't he also voice Duckman? Ok, I'll concede that Alexander is great at voice-work, even though I personally can't stand his voice.
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Eh! Frank posted:I think the discussion is equal parts "are they talented" and "did they have any success post-Friends" Cougar Town was great after the first half season and ABC loosed the reins on Bill Lawrence letting him do what he wanted with the show. Even let him advertise the show with the tagline 'Great Show, Terrible Name.'
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Johnny Aztec posted:Wait,, so he had a burger, left, decided he wanted a 2nd burger and tried to get the table back? He had some burger and was gonna come back for the rest. HE WAS ON A BREAK
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https://twitter.com/jinpaynus/status/1231500269550092288?s=19 
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Replies raise some excellent points https://twitter.com/nos_junk_music/status/1231512462073176065
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Randaconda posted:Jason Alexander is pretty drat funny on the new Harley Quinn cartoon He was also a pretty good villain in an episode of Criminal Minds. Even if he did look weird with long hair.
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Eh! Frank posted:I think the discussion is equal parts "are they talented" and "did they have any success post-Friends" I’m heading down to DC tomorrow to spend a week staying at a hotel where they have offered me a (extra cost) upgrade to what they call their “Selina Meyer Suite”, all dressed like a set from Veep Work is paying. I am conflicted Data Graham has a new favorite as of 02:22 on Feb 24, 2020 |
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Data Graham posted:I’m heading down to DC tomorrow to spend a week staying at a hotel where they have offered me a (extra cost) upgrade to what they call their “Selina Meyer Suite”, all dressed like a set from Veep If the ambiance will help with your job then it's all good
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Jerry Cotton posted:Smurfette wasn't born a Smurf, by the by. Well they weren't born at all as they were technically a golem. So Smurfs are pretty much Transformers? Everyone is male and Smurfette and Arcee were created by insane assholes.
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Data Graham posted:I’m heading down to DC tomorrow to spend a week staying at a hotel where they have offered me a (extra cost) upgrade to what they call their “Selina Meyer Suite”, all dressed like a set from Veep Work pays for that? Holy gently caress.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Work pays for that? Holy gently caress. To be clear, they're paying for the hotel already, but I'm not sure they'll be amused if I go for the upgrade
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i'm the coke on the phone.
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Kheldarn posted:He was also a pretty good villain in an episode of Criminal Minds. Even if he did look weird with long hair. https://twitter.com/thejessgoodwin/status/1197658383136034817
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Pick posted:I will also accept Ugly Americans episode "Kill Mark, Kill" Ugly Americans both ended precisely when it should have and should have had more episodes.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Ugly Americans both ended precisely when it should have and should have had more episodes. ^ Bloody Hedgehog posted:This was also the first time I saw a hi-res version of this Bernie image, and was horrified to find Bernie has a snot-trail draining out of his nose. mother i am once again asking you to tell your children not to walk my way. i am once again asking you to *punched in the face noise* snergle has a new favorite as of 03:28 on Feb 24, 2020 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:Ugly Americans both ended precisely when it should have and should have had more episodes. Ugly Americans is a weird show in that I cannot recommend it to anyone, and I'm not sure if it's good, or it was ever good, but I watched the crap out of it and some lines still make me laugh. 
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