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Big Beef City posted:Well you've been probated and banned multiple times for posting while tripping your rear end off on MDMA so I can only assume you have the most pure and open channels to them. So fire away with what you know. ooyah true but i haven't done it since the last thread something to do with GLOBAL denomination ok so the aliens, singularly, specifically work for assisting us and themselves so usually they wanna figure out how to become human again in their little laboratories somewhere OUT THERE in space they work on products like soda beverages is what they mentioned to me for instance BRISK lemonade and they research planets
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You sure you didn't just see a TV documentary about NASA scientists helping us and researching planets and such and it showed astronauts drinking stuff on the ISS (a lab in space)?
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Feb 24, 2020 19:25
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haha no i went off my CLOZAPINE meds the night before i went back on em they sent messages to my mind showing me what some of them look like and their little work places where they get their work done and then they kept flashing me all these different planets the next day i woke up and i looked up at the sky to see two ships one was malfunctioning it was all loving up and stuff like the metal or whatever it was made of was all twisting and stuff
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Feb 24, 2020 19:29
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oh and several 7up beverages
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Feb 24, 2020 19:30
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has anybody ever done so much LSD that they became adamant about aliens NOT existing?
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20 Blunts posted:has anybody ever done so much LSD that they became adamant about aliens NOT existing? no, that'd be too novel
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Feb 24, 2020 21:31
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I have to confess I am actually 3 UFOs in a trench coat.
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Feb 24, 2020 21:33
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Y'all just need some time at Sasquatch Ranch. Sasquatch Ranch, located in the heart of Colorado, walking (or Rascal) distance from publicly accessible forests, in one of the lowest light pollution area of the country. Bring your friends and enjoy: Campfire stories Tracking hikes and casting classes Open space to set up your telescopes Arguing with the skeptics you brought along in the woods Legal recreational marijuana (not sold on site) Varying levels of cell phone signal quality due to magnetic abnormalities And who could forget Bigfoot spotlighting with million candlepower lamps your grandmothers bought you as a quasi-joke gift for the year 2000! Yes, at Sasquatch Ranch, we welcome all fans, and friends of fans, of our quiet giant, no matter what you call the skunk ape. And join us thursdays at noon every fifth week for Mass at the foot of the mountains that separate us from our alien friends held in captivity beneath Cheyenne Mountain. Not responsible for interactions with wildlife resulting in death. Coming June 2024
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i'd actually like to read into what this is all about but i just assume that all the material on it is going to be written by a bunch of boring nutters so i can't be bothered and threads about it are always just packed with the same jokes like i just want to know what's the deal. what's up with these ufos.
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Feb 24, 2020 21:59
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large_gourd posted:and threads about it are always just packed with the same jokes We are funny and creative people who can totally handle a paradigm shift
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Feb 24, 2020 22:02
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large_gourd posted:i'd actually like to read into what this is all about but i just assume that all the material on it is going to be written by a bunch of boring nutters so i can't be bothered you heard the lady, folks, only serious posts in the UFO thread with facts about UFOs and if aliens are real
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Feb 25, 2020 07:52
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Did you know that UFO means unidentified flying object? Doesn't even have to be from space.
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Icochet posted:Did you know that UFO means unidentified flying object? Doesn't even have to be from space. They're from the future hth
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Feb 25, 2020 11:10
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Dr. Heart Collapse posted:haha no i went off my CLOZAPINE meds at first I thought this was some kind of gimmick or joke... but now I'm certain its not because I've experienced very similar stuff
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Feb 25, 2020 15:48
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Dick Bastardly posted:at first I thought this was some kind of gimmick or joke... but now I'm certain its not because I've experienced very similar stuff Specifically mind flash images and I've seen a UFO during the day once that looked like a morphing ball of mercury in the sky taking various shapes and sometimes amorphous
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Feb 25, 2020 15:49
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If you see an unknown, possibly alien, possibly GHOST ship or other object while at sea, or maybe on one of the Great Lakes or some such, would you still refer to it as a UFO? (Unidentified Floating Object) Has this urgent, important question ever been asked or answered in these trying times??
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Feb 25, 2020 15:54
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Big Beef City posted:If you see an unknown, possibly alien, possibly GHOST ship or other object while at sea, or maybe on one of the Great Lakes or some such, would you still refer to it as a UFO? (Unidentified Floating Object) No idiot because anything you find at sea is yours as long can keep your big mouth shut.
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Feb 25, 2020 16:05
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What is it about MDMA that makes people sure they communicate with aliens? A friend came over to my place while rolling (and DID NOT TELL ME until here so then I became babysitter) and said her mind's eye chakra opened while she stared in my bathroom mirror and that she finally got to meet the aliens on the 'higher plane' that she had been hearing. Now she swears my bathroom has special energy and likes to visit it.
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Feb 25, 2020 16:07
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Charge admission.
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Feb 25, 2020 16:09
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Hide a strobe light and an Alexa in there, flip the lights, close the door and fire up some techno at full blast on her.
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Feb 25, 2020 16:25
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Big Beef City posted:If you see an unknown, possibly alien, possibly GHOST ship or other object while at sea, or maybe on one of the Great Lakes or some such, would you still refer to it as a UFO? (Unidentified Floating Object) Unidentified Buoyant Object
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Feb 25, 2020 16:32
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Has anyone stood before the alien tribunal? I remember this happening as a kid I think when I was asleep and unfortunately I did not pass their judgement, I was naive at the time I wish they would let me have a second chance.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:19
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I stood before three giant space owls who could see through time to monitor all of us when I was high on salvia one time. They rendered no judgement.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:46
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I'm totally down with UFOs being real, even with some of them being controlled by unfathomable intelligences that are playing with the collective imagination of humankind. But to be honest, it's really hard to imagine UFOs and ETs really looking like they do in classical abductees' reports: Spacecraft that really look like saucers, grey little dudes in jumpsuits and tall grey/white dudes or even Mantis beings with capes - capes! I've played too much Mass Effect and watched too much Expanse to accept such a trashy look 
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Feb 25, 2020 20:20
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i get scared sometimesBig Beef City posted:I stood before three giant space owls who could see through time to monitor all of us when I was high on salvia one time. i like this the 7th and final time i did salvia (it was my graduation, in terms of psychedelics all i need is weed) i have yet to try acid or mushrooms due to the intensity of my experiences with salvia my regret and trauma and the level of the experiences experienced in their variety was just an opening, a greeting to my future conquests with weed and the universe a spirit guide can help with such things. and i as an enlightened indivual who experienced Nirvana at the age of 18 in the desert of algeria when i was studying religion to find the truth i was studying it quite intensely as it was serious to me and my path of benefit for myself and society i lost it right before and after my answer and then i lost my answer the nirvana was fleeting as it was incomplete but i remained to re-experience my life as i wished i did and the many journeys that ensued ... and my next post will be about my experiences with aliens ... i had learned to acid trip naturally i tried to communicate myself to friends and family but it was misunderstood they were religious and felt i was blaspheming i went home to Canada it was 2006 i moved from that happy heavenly place unto another happy place one of three that make up anywhere heaven known as Echo Beach that was the best i'd ever been and i miss it so ... enlightenment is limitless enlightenments are limitless you can find what you're looking for and get what you want for any question an answer "the truth is out there" perfect and limitless
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Feb 25, 2020 20:36
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What the gently caress is all that?
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so when i was on that salvia trip i reunited with the feeling i had when i was enlightened in 2006 the beginning of the revolution that departed us for those who noticed some people still lived that but now it has returned for all of us to discover but when i felt that i felt it wasn't time for that i was so high it was amazing the salvia salvia divinorum really worked as intended to show you to feel good i don't know if this was happening what i was imagining first off i was like "holy poo poo i need some gum right now" and reached into my left pocket to miraculously find i had placed some gum there coincidentally or w/e but that gum was divine getting exactly what you loving want. now when you're high you go to a place that's different from normal and you don't know which is stranger and the things you're thinking the language you speak take a strange and surprising turn and on our way to reaching secrets we stumble and create new ones or we create barriers that may be very necessary for our benefit and harmony with ourselves and the universe we change and sometimes lose parts of ourselves left for another time just like the unreached secrets the confusion for we need to comprehend for whatever it may be and on our way there we are part of the effect ... going back to what i was gonna say in the beginning of the post in the next post about aliens
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Julius CSAR posted:What the gently caress is all that? it's info take it or leave it
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Feb 25, 2020 20:51
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gently caress it if that's all the reaction i'm getting i'll leave my posts at your request if you want me to share my experiences with aliens and ufos and w/e
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Feb 25, 2020 20:53
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 Dr. Heart Collapse, I enjoy your drug-fueled stream of consciousness posting even if it only kinda sorta makes sense most of the time.
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Feb 25, 2020 21:05
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:
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Feb 25, 2020 21:15
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I was jerked off by a sangheili. Aliens are real, and real horny.
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Who What Now posted:I was jerked off by a sangheili. Aliens are real, and real horny. 
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One time I had a dream where a magician performing "close magic" (illusions that are performed up close, typically at a table with a very small audience) told me I was the subject of his next illusion, he approached me while the other spectators looked on and when he began to perform his "illusion" I felt the distinct feeling of my left groin being cut open and something inserted into my scrotum from said incision. It was like.... a warm bubbly liquid filling my ballsack, and then I woke up. I forgot to mention: as I was falling asleep that night I had rapid "flashes" of images of an "alien" face, and it was detailed as gently caress, more detailed than any rendering I've ever seen on TV or whatever. I could see the texture of its skin, very vivid image. It looked like what most describe "greys" to look like but it had a little more "human" like facial features that I find difficult to describe.... like... blemishes and cheekbone definition, stuff like that. I've also had other dreams, but that one was the most disturbing.
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Another detail I forgot to mention that's kinda weird: it didnt hurt at all, no pain.. more like a really weird tickleish sensation at the site of the incision and the insertion of a tube thing and then the warm bubbly liquid filling my scrote. No scar or any physical evidence of an intrusion, so I'm probably just insane or something.
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Feb 25, 2020 23:42
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You think the alien implants leave a mark, man? They're too advanced for that, you definitely got alien technology in your sac.
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Big Beef City posted:If you see an unknown, possibly alien, possibly GHOST ship or other object while at sea, or maybe on one of the Great Lakes or some such, would you still refer to it as a UFO? (Unidentified Floating Object) I haven't refreshed this thread on my phone for 2 and a half hours but they're called USOs op
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Pontificating rear end posted:You think the alien implants leave a mark, man? They're too advanced for that, you definitely got alien technology in your sac. If that really is the case, I'm cool with it. If aliens actually invade and stop trying to hide in plain sight or whatever then I'll be the first to welcome our new overlords.
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USOs are cooler then UFOs tbh
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