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Delthalaz posted:Do they sell any of those intubation machines on Amazon? Wanna stock up heads up, costco have a 5 unit per customer limit on ecmo machines. had to take a bunch of them out my cart when I got to the till, boy was I embarrassed. still, got enough for myself and to hand out to family so it's all good.
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Polo-Rican posted:worth nothing that swine flu was 2009. america in 2020 is such a fuckin weird place, where we face insane horrors every day and just tweet "lol" about them, that i have no idea what to expect self preservation is also a motivating factor. Not every boss is suicidally devoted to their job and plenty of people will willingly send their employees home to not get sick themselves. What will drive this is govt orders to stay homeonce that happens, even the most stringent employers relent because it causes half the workers to stop going, and no one actually wants to try and hire new people during a pandemic. but you are right that its 2020 and who fuckin knows lol
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Polo-Rican posted:worth nothing that swine flu was 2009. america in 2020 is such a fuckin weird place, where we face insane horrors every day and just tweet "lol" about them, that i have no idea what to expect I feel like in 2009, thinks weren't as hosed so we could muster more than a lol
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Bip Roberts posted:it should be a goatse with a coronavirus covering the bung Calm.jpg with the virus in the vagina
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LOL this post alone will scare the US goons shitless. Why I am quoting it.
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triple sulk posted:i already posted this one!! Yes you did! But it was 3 days ago, it's now more accurate than ever
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Once it hits the US, I'm guessing the Boomer panic will be epic once people realize it's really just a killer of old people. Excuse me, old people and poor people.
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https://twitter.com/KQED/status/1232031893454913536?s=20 hmmm
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When your landlord comes to drag our your half dead bulk and evict you, make sure to cough everywhere, especially the parasite's face 
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Start summarily executing people who eat anything other than beef, chicken, pork, veggies sorry libs
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Nonsense posted:Start summarily executing people who eat anything other than beef, chicken, pork, veggies Avian flu and swine flu are bad too, so we should all go vegan. PETA is right.
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Are they saying we need to find better ways to make sure bat rear end is good for consumption?
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TODD BONZALEZ posted:heads up, costco have a 5 unit per customer limit on ecmo machines. had to take a bunch of them out my cart when I got to the till, boy was I embarrassed. still, got enough for myself and to hand out to family so it's all good. intubation is done unconscious and the ecmo machines are like hundreds of thousands to millions usd a pop
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Nonsense posted:Start summarily executing people who eat anything other than beef, chicken, pork, veggies What about french fries? 
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hahahahahaa  https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1232033479925301248
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we're so hosed lmao
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vyst posted:Calm.jpg with the virus in the vagina vagirus
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am i correct that the only major bad news today is that the virus is popping up in new middle eastern countries. like iraq and bahrain have maybe a couple of cases each all in all an improvement to the weekend with 500 cases in south korea and 200 in italy out of nowhere
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https://twitter.com/PaulBisceglio/status/1231987889858400256quote:The Harvard epidemiology professor Marc Lipsitch is exacting in his diction, even for an epidemiologist. Twice in our conversation he started to say something, then paused and said, “Actually, let me start again.” So it’s striking when one of the points he wanted to get exactly right was this: “I think the likely outcome is that it will ultimately not be containable.” quote:Lipsitch predicts that, within the coming year, some 40 to 70 percent of people around the world will be infected with the virus that causes COVID-19. But, he clarifies emphatically, this does not mean that all will have severe illnesses. “It’s likely that many will have mild disease, or may be asymptomatic,” he said. As with influenza, which is often life-threatening to people with chronic health conditions and of older age, most cases pass without medical care. (Overall, around 14 percent of people with influenza have no symptoms.) quote:Overall, if all pieces fell into place, Hatchett guesses it would be 12 to 18 months before an initial product could be deemed safe and effective. That timeline represents “a vast acceleration compared with the history of vaccine development,” he told me. But it’s also unprecedentedly ambitious. “Even to propose such a timeline at this point must be regarded as hugely aspirational,” he added. Governments are unable to respond to this crisis for the exact same reason that capitalist governments are unable to respond effectively to the climate emergency. This could be tackled and addressed with an comparatively minuscule amount of money and effort, compared to what we spend on imperialism and doodads and enriching the billionaires. It won't be.
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ShutteredIn posted:we're so hosed lmao 
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What's the active SA population? I already know the age split is 60% 40-49 and 40% over 50, so I I just need the goon size to calculate the dead count.
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stephenthinkpad posted:LOL this post alone will scare the US goons shitless. Why I am quoting it. If you're broke+uninsured and have a ludicrous ER bill it's probably a good idea to go to the hospital's billing department ASAP and try talking to something that looks relatively human; explain that you are unable to pay and if they do send collectors or sue you, all that will happen is you're forced to declare bankruptcy... which is a situation where everyone loses. Since for-profit businesses generally prefer getting $something vs getting $0 and generating bad PR, there's a chance they'll be willing to look for an alternative. And if they say "lolno gently caress you" you're no worse off than you were before. mobby_6kl posted:Yes you did! But it was 3 days ago, it's now more accurate than ever some jokes get better when repeated. like these: Mayor Dave posted:Trump will definitely not stop holding rallies lmao Bip Roberts posted:it should be a goatse with a coronavirus covering the bung Are funnier today than they were when I made them days ago 
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Nonsense posted:Start summarily executing people who eat anything other than beef, chicken, pork, veggies lol if you didn't already panickedly pack your freezer full of horse meat
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silentsnack posted:If you're broke+uninsured and have a ludicrous ER bill it's probably a good idea to go to the hospital's billing department ASAP and try talking to something that looks relatively human; explain that you are unable to pay and if they do send collectors or sue you, all that will happen is you're forced to declare bankruptcy... which is a situation where everyone loses.
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this gang tag owns, hell yeah
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poty posted:am i correct that the only major bad news today is that the virus is popping up in new middle eastern countries. like iraq and bahrain have maybe a couple of cases each its true, this whole thing should be over any day now
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Lmfao the government doesn't have arcgis licenses??? Very doubtful
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Several recent studies of Chinese COVID patient groups seemed to show that only very few were smokers and while tweeting at an epidemiologist from Harvard he tacitly admitted that he suspects that smoking might protect people from coronavirus in a yet-unknown manner https://twitter.com/onionweigher/status/1231994917859315713?s=19 https://twitter.com/Ed_Goldstein/status/1232003986624012288?s=19 twoday fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Feb 24, 2020 |
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twoday posted:Several recent studies of Chinese COVID patient groups seemed to show that only very few were smokers and while tweeting at an epidemiologist from Harvard he tacitly admitted that he suspects that smoking seems to protect people from coronavirus in a yet-unknown manner gently caress yeah, smoking weed to build up that sweet, sweet plague immunity e: aw poo poo it's just with nicotine. BORING
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Do not start smoking!! Even if this is true, smoking damages your lungs and heart and rewires your ACE2 receptors in a way that makes you much more susceptible to the virus And don't start vaping either, that will make you more susceptible to lipidol pneumonia Nicotine is bad and harmful, and even if being a smoker does protect you somehow (which is uncertain) you would have had to have started doing so years ago in order to gently caress up your genetic expression of ACE2 receptors so badly that it would make a difference right now It's pretty much the military strategy of burning your capital to the ground so that an invading army can't capture it, but then with your lungs twoday fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Feb 24, 2020 |
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triple sulk posted:is posting corona-chan anime allowed in this thread everybody is saying it's encouraged
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We are so hosed
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This is the first gang tag i've ever wanted. BNO isn't reporting the 50 people dead in iran on its main COVID19 page. I wonder if that means they aren't sure if it was right or not.
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Can I just smoke weed and chew on Nicorette gum all day and get the best of both worlds?
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twoday posted:Do not start smoking!! Even if this is true, smoking rewires your ACE2 receptors in a way that makes you much more susceptible to the virus yes but just think of the commercials branding cigarettes as an immune system booster
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triple sulk posted:is posting corona-chan anime allowed in this thread embedding NWS images in [spoiler] tags invigorates the posting immune system
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triple sulk posted:is posting corona-chan anime allowed in this thread anime is good for your health, please post it
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