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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Wow, Coronavirus not respecting neutrality. Disgraceful.

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




freckle posted:

get the beans inside of you by any means necessary

FORUMS USER 1135
Jan 14, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8vjMvoobSo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

with the way mortality is almost entirely concentrated above 55 it should be called boomervirus

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

stephenthinkpad posted:

That's because China loving shut down all the cities for almost a month. Do you see that happening in NYC? Nobody is even wearing a mask.

Yes I misspoke and should have specified that it's major cities are just as densely populated, which they are.

No let's circle back to the point of the post which was the idea of repeat infection and how that works.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1232330925796724737?s=20

lol this guy is named Dick Pound

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


They should have sent a court poet

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


lol at japan paying a fuckload to get the olympics in tokyo and probably having to pay a fuckload again to get the IOC to agree to cancel

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Didn't Trump own this guy for lying about being in Vietnam

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Stink Billyums posted:

my uncle is away on business and called me up this morning to sell off all his stocks and 2x short the market

my uncle works at nintendo and he told me to sell all my stocks and invest in beans

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
i spilled baked beans all over myself while getting coronavirus treatment & a black teenager shouted "this ICU patient eating beans" & everyone laughed

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Ramrod Hotshot posted:

what does Q have to say about the coronavirus

"drink bleach problem solved"

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/BMontgomeryWSBT/status/1232339933165236224

crash! CRAAAAAAAAAASH! :yeshaha:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

dick pound is great, he ran the investigation into the russian doping in soichi IIRC

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



baw posted:

i spilled baked beans all over myself while getting coronavirus treatment & a black teenager shouted "this ICU patient eating beans" & everyone laughed

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

FAUXTON posted:

lol at japan paying a fuckload to get the olympics in tokyo and probably having to pay a fuckload again to get the IOC to agree to cancel

Just move it to 2021 in Tokyo, problem solved!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Mozi posted:

dick pound is great, he ran the investigation into the russian doping in soichi IIRC

He really needs to lean into his name

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Mozi posted:

dick pound is great, he ran the investigation into the russian doping in soichi IIRC

Yeah he is one of the few decent IOC members

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

baw posted:

i spilled baked beans all over myself while getting coronavirus treatment & a black teenager shouted "this ICU patient eating beans" & everyone laughed

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1071479075699490816?s=19

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

:sickos: :same: :sickos:

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



Lawman 0 posted:

He really needs to lean into his name

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


With a 2% mortality rate that would be like 50-100 million dead worldwide over the next year

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao just go by Rich. Rich Pound doesnt sound too bad and it kinda connects with the UK money term so u can run with that


idk Rich Army probly got told the same thing

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




I'm sure all the karens will enjoy getting their doors welded shut

DrPop
Aug 22, 2004


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hLOhDdplXg

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/BerkeleyJr/status/1232340121485291524

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/LisaDNews/status/1232343677227425792

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

bring back old gbs posted:

lmao just go by Rich. Rich Pound doesnt sound too bad and it kinda connects with the UK money term so u can run with that
Why would you go by Rich, when you can force everyone to say Dick Pound?

I think Trump just let it slip that Coronavirus is a type of Ebola.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

failed state meets ornery virus

Bremen
Jul 20, 2006

Our God..... is an awesome God

I'm beginning to suspect we can't rely on the government to save us this time.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007


Lmao. Finally, somebody speaks what was obvious 2 weeks ago

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

There it is

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

lol torp is gonna try to fire her

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





nice, here we gooooo

https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1232346743502712832

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
I'm reading all of this as "we asked Trump how to proceed with containment and he said don't even bother trying"

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/CraigNews3LV/status/1232343788011446272?s=20

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


maybe we should call for a time out until president hot cube can figure things out

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



president trump to declare a ban on all viruses entering the country until someone can figure out what the hell is going on

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