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Feb 25, 2020 18:51
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button meme guy just sweating buckets trying to figure out whether this vaccine is good or autism-causing
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Feb 25, 2020 18:52
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All the preppers are going to be SO smug after this thing passes.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:52
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approximately 60% of YouTube videos are preppers discussing the math underlying their bean hoards and which type of rice has the most calories and stuff
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Feb 25, 2020 18:52
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Nocturtle posted:6 out of 9 supreme court justices are in the >65 years old elevated risk of serious complications group, so they should all be worried if one of their co-workers get the virus. The liberals are relatively more ancient on average though.  has a weakened immune system due to alcohol obviously
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Feb 25, 2020 18:53
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Rectal Death Adept posted:Informative but this lady suggests 30lbs of beans to have 1 serving for 360 days. Where the gently caress are all the other servings of beans. I'm talking at least 3 a day. Maybe six. That's 90lb-180lbs of beans and that means my beangame is sorely lacking. She seemed to imply that all beans were equal, and I'm not buying it. I want to know what the best bean for long-term survival.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:53
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mastershakeman posted:This isn't the same cult as the one the ex president was in where she sunk that ferry as a sacrifice, is it If I had a nickel for every time a hot young korean lady tried to recruit me into a pseudo-christian cult... I'd have about a quarter
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Feb 25, 2020 18:53
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definitely didn’t see this “doomsday cult spreads boomer plague across the globe” storyline coming
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Feb 25, 2020 18:53
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reading the CDC warning has me thinking about thos beans
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Feb 25, 2020 18:54
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Alright so serious question. What is a decent amount of prep for two people? Any medication we should grab? We are both 31.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:55
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ju;st read that one of the symptoms of the virus is having a huge hog,...... im shaking rn in fear, should i go to the doctor?
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Feb 25, 2020 18:56
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Golli posted:She seemed to imply that all beans were equal, and I'm not buying it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4sgy5vXZs
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Feb 25, 2020 18:56
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Lol so it really does look like I need to stock up on 3 months of beans per person, 3 months of rice per person, 3 months of spices per person, 3 months of toilet paper per person, 3 months of other basic living supplies per person... And then another 3 months of beans for my personal emergency supply
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Feb 25, 2020 18:56
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Presenting Nipples posted:Alright so serious question. What is a decent amount of prep for two people? Any medication we should grab? We are both 31. two coffins unless you’re ok with a double wide and sharing
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Feb 25, 2020 18:57
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angerbeet posted:Did he pass that Right To Try thing? That'd be a workaround for in vivo testing in humans. Lawman 0 posted:Oh gently caress me they did There is an important distinction between a cure and a vaccine here. With a cure, if you're in bad enough shape you don't care if it's untested medicine that might make you grow a second head. With a vaccine you're talking about giving to tens of millions of people who aren't even sick yet, they usually care very much.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:57
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Bullfrog posted:ju;st read that one of the symptoms of the virus is having a huge hog,...... im shaking rn in fear, should i go to the doctor? that's swine flu you dumdum
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Feb 25, 2020 18:57
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amaru_chulla posted:I'm relaying to my GF the need to get beans and she keeps repeating the word "BEANS?!?!" incredulously.... How do I explain the urgency of acquiring beans to them? My girlfriend has recently converted to Legumology and we are replete with beans. Need more rice and broth before The Great loving begins though.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:58
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kopasetic posted:definitely didn’t see this “doomsday cult spreads boomer plague across the globe” storyline coming  literally just like in my japanese animes
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Feb 25, 2020 18:58
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Presenting Nipples posted:Alright so serious question. What is a decent amount of prep for two people? Any medication we should grab? We are both 31. There are literally a bajillion preppier youtube videos and forums and guides and manuals written about this but I haven’t really read any of them and don’t know which are good and I have kind of just been winging it
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Feb 25, 2020 18:59
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Presenting Nipples posted:Alright so serious question. What is a decent amount of prep for two people? Any medication we should grab? We are both 31. Shelf stable stuff that you will eventually use anyway. Key is to limit your need to go out to the store for a while if this gets nasty. Rice and beans are easy and cheap so that's what the jokes are about, but canned food, meat that can be frozen, stuff like summer sausage, granola bars, pasta, nuts, etc. Also things like toilet paper, hygiene products, etc. It's not the apocalypse, but it may be real smart not to be making extra trips to the grocery store for a bit. You don't want to have to go out trusting everyone not to cough on you cause you ran out of toilet paper.
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Feb 25, 2020 18:59
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We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on
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Feb 25, 2020 19:00
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Feldegast42 posted:We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on well, definitely won't need condoms at least
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Feb 25, 2020 19:01
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Feldegast42 posted:We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on Hentai
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Feb 25, 2020 19:02
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Feldegast42 posted:Lol so it really does look like I need to stock up on 3 months of beans per person, 3 months of rice per person, 3 months of spices per person, 3 months of toilet paper per person, 3 months of other basic living supplies per person... Don't forget bartering beans. Beans you have to trade for things. Buy smaller cans though. You get those big gallons of beans and the people in bartertown are going to go "WHAT?!! 100ft of paracord, a knife, a compass, a child's skull AND an old mp3 player?! For ONE can of beans??!" Then you are stuck explaining one big can of beans really equals like 15+ regular cans of beans. It is better to just say "yeah fifteen cans of beans bitch."
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Feb 25, 2020 19:02
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Presenting Nipples posted:Alright so serious question. What is a decent amount of prep for two people? Any medication we should grab? We are both 31. Here's a Serious answer since well this is serious. After you get what 80 pounds of beans you probably should make sure you have: Bleach Hand Sanitizer Daily Medications which are filled through mail and can be filled in advance Tylenol/Cold medicine for basic symptom relief. Any kind of comfort foods or things you need when you can't leave the house for a week The real kind of things you should be doing is talking with your family to reduce your risk profile. Identify who and what activities are likely to bring you in contact with lots of people and discuss how you might be able to reduce contact during those events. This is simple things like sitting a little further from people, or skipping gymnastics this week. Make sure everyone in the house is washing their hands regulrly for at least 20 seconds (you can since the alphabet and this is close enough). You need to break the normalcy. Assume the virus is here you just can't see it, and it's waiting for you to get complacent. For instance I saw 6 peeople having lunch in our 12x12 foot break room, with 4 of them cramed into a table that would maybe seat 3 comfortably. And of course they are all 55+ boomers. Also, don't hang out with boomers they don't believe in vaccines, health or doing anything preventative. Our family has been focused on how we will keep my 65+ MIL healthy who lives with us.
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Feb 25, 2020 19:02
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Feldegast42 posted:We really need to get a goon approved list of poo poo you need to stock up on so it was foretold in the book of C-SPAM, amen
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Feb 25, 2020 19:02
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Italy currently at 322 infected, 11 dead (four 80+ y.o. people died in the past few hours) My throat hurts but I have no fever, should I start the Bean Cure already in order to release several gaseous plumes and infect my entire neighborhood?
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Feb 25, 2020 19:03
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hoarding vodka as a sober person because I believe it will be used as currency
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Feb 25, 2020 19:03
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i just bought a ton of baked beans and a copy of cars 2 on dvd
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Feb 25, 2020 19:04
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Has anyone taken out a HELOC to build an addition on their homes just for bean and jerky storage? Asking for a friend
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Feb 25, 2020 19:04
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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232364534783979523 https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232365411825573890
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Feb 25, 2020 19:05
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TorakFade posted:Italy currently at 322 infected, 11 dead (four 80+ y.o. people died in the past few hours) This reminds me that pasta fagioli is pretty tasty I’m gonna go buy some canned mackerel and buillion cubes and pasta
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Feb 25, 2020 19:06
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Feb 25, 2020 19:07
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pigz posted:Here's a Serious answer since well this is serious. I'm supposed to be going to a large conference with 14K+ people in two weeks. 
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Feb 25, 2020 19:07
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i think im gonna work from home tomorrow (i live in switzerland)
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Feb 25, 2020 19:07
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all you dopes had to do was shut up about whether beans are better than lentils and so on, but no, you had to keep gunning to be right you all killed each other for this! there's no humanity left! we've been wiped out over an argument about beans! <  >
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Feb 25, 2020 19:07
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pigz posted:The real kind of things you should be doing is talking with your family to reduce your risk profile. Identify who and what activities are likely to bring you in contact with lots of people and discuss how you might be able to reduce contact during those events. This is simple things like sitting a little further from people, or skipping gymnastics this week. Make sure everyone in the house is washing their hands regulrly for at least 20 seconds (you can since the alphabet and this is close enough). As a goon, I go to work, buy weed, and go home, so I don't have to worry about getting sick 
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Feb 25, 2020 19:08
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my dad is getting all wound up about this and doing a lot of prep. how can i prepare just in case this ends up becoming an issue in the US?
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Feb 25, 2020 19:09
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Iron Crowned posted:Hentai
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Feb 25, 2020 19:09
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CDC going to report hundreds of cases numbers going to tank trump going to poo poo himself again
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Feb 25, 2020 19:09
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