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Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
Can they call a technical on him for being a loving moron?

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GARDEN SUPPLIES AT THE CHEESE BALL STORE?!?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Fister Roboto posted:

WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GARDEN SUPPLIES AT THE CHEESE BALL STORE?!?

gently caress YUO

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
My garden grows cheese duh

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fister Roboto posted:

WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GARDEN SUPPLIES AT THE CHEESE BALL STORE?!?

What are you supposed to eat when you're gardening? Think about it!!! You ever dig a 6 foot deep hole? That takes energy! You need carbs!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


"Why won't women females holes let me touch their boobs??"

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Fister Roboto posted:

WHY ARE YOU SHOPPING FOR GARDEN SUPPLIES AT THE CHEESE BALL STORE?!?

Gotta prepare for coronavirus

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Well, they are a better currency than bitcoin...

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Elfface posted:

Well, they are a better currency than bitcoin...

:zoid: Once again the cheese ball heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

The Bloop posted:

:zoid: Once again the cheese ball heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!

Last week my roommates ordered food without me and I made a sandwich instead. The food showed up completely wrong and I was able to deliver that zoidberg line in 100% earnesty

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007

Randaconda posted:



"Why won't women females holes let me touch their boobs??"

Hagakure (1716)

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Randaconda posted:



"Why won't women females holes let me touch their boobs??"

When you really want to be a philosopher but your mom says no.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Big Dick Cheney posted:

Hagakure (1716)

it is said that a true incel can hate any woman in the space of seven breaths

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



:thunk:



Bad news for Civil War Generals but good news for Hitler

zoux has a new favorite as of 17:40 on Feb 26, 2020

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

zoux posted:



Bad news for Civil War Generals but good news for Hitler

Maybe :thejoke: but Hitler trimmed his moustache specifically so he could wear a gas mask.

Loomer
Dec 19, 2007

A Very Special Hell

Picnic Princess posted:

What are you supposed to eat when you're gardening? Think about it!!! You ever dig a 6 foot deep hole? That takes energy! You need carbs!

I just want you to know I read this in Tony Sopranos voice and it was wonderful

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Shut up Meg posted:

Maybe :thejoke: but Hitler trimmed his moustache specifically so he could wear a gas mask.

Yep! Hitler served in WWI, and saw combat.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

zoux posted:




Bad news for Civil War Generals but good news for Hitler

I'll take my full, luxurious beard to the grave!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Shut up Meg posted:

Maybe :thejoke: but Hitler trimmed his moustache specifically so he could wear a gas mask.

The joke is that the Hitler mustache is on there at all, and also that neither Hitler nor ACW generals need worry about the caronavirus because they are long dead.

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost

zoux posted:

The joke is that the Hitler mustache is on there at all, and also that neither Hitler nor ACW generals need worry about the caronavirus because they are long dead.

Charlottesville begs to differ on both counts :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Just remembered the black dude with a Hitler moustache who ran for office on the Hitler Party ticket. I wonder if he was elected.

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.
Toothbrush? That's a weird way to say The Ralph.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYHlxqQkXFg

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Shut up Meg posted:

Maybe :thejoke: but Hitler trimmed his moustache specifically so he could wear a gas mask.

That's not actually known for certain. It's probably true, but there's also accounts that say he didn't start wearing the toothbrush until 1919.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

*Charlie Chaplain watching WW2* Well, gently caress.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

zoux posted:

*Charlie Chaplain watching WW2* Well, gently caress.

Wasn't he busy hounding his underage wife into suicide around that time?

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

PittTheElder posted:

That's not actually known for certain. It's probably true, but there's also accounts that say he didn't start wearing the toothbrush until 1919.

...And that later when he was gaining popularity wanted to be associated "like that nice and funny Charlie Chaplin fella", who at the time was absolutely the largest movie star on the planet so he copied his looks.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

mdemone posted:

Wasn't he busy hounding his underage wife into suicide around that time?



Thats you

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mdemone posted:

Wasn't he busy hounding his underage wife into suicide around that time?

Charlie Chaplin was later good friends with Graham "those nasty priests are lusting for Shirley Temple's child-rear end, which is shapely and sexy haha" Greene.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

does Sky Dayton really fit the criteria of "celebrity"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sky Dayton the well known an American entrepreneur and investor? He is the founder of Internet service provider EarthLink,[1][2][3] co-founder of eCompanies,[4] and the founder of Boingo.[5][6], as I'm sure we are all well aware

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Sky Dayton, well known American entrepreneur, investor and Wikipedia editor

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

zoux posted:



Thats you

....well, poo poo.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

zoux posted:



Bad news for Civil War Generals but good news for Hitler

I prefer to think of my neckbeard as being an integral part of the filtering respirator. The beard filters out all the bad stuff.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

zoux posted:



Thats you

A free and perfectly legal thrill, much like another favourite goon pasttime

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

zoux posted:



Bad news for Civil War Generals but good news for Hitler

Sideburns are side whiskers?

That's getting too close to

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

You know I thought that a handlebar mustache was what that chart says is a horseshoe mustache

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Ape Hanger mustache

The Bloop has a new favorite as of 20:21 on Feb 26, 2020

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

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