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alphabettitouretti posted:Everyone laughed at my toothbrush tache but they won't be laughing anymore, not with all the coughing they'll be doing. virus doesn't transfer to swine
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I would recommend plumbers glue. You can use it to seal up nasty cuts so I can’t see why it wouldn’t work to seal yourself up like a plastic bag so you can inflate yourself like a balloon and float away from this hell world I still have friends and loved ones on this plane, so seems like the inflating thing can kind of be a last ditch maneuver in case the other methods fail. Redundancy in systems is always good, according to the sci fi television shows i like to watch
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LanceHunter posted:Apparently Hitler had the toothbrush mustache because he used to have a bigger one but had to cut off the sides so it would fit inside a gas mask. Aw man, the classic dilemma
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Does it really even matter? Most of the people alive will have the antibodies anyway by the time they actually come up with a vaccine.
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Relayer posted:Aw man, the classic dilemma the cornavirus can tear this beard from my cold, dead... face
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Italy news. Today the usual covid press meeting didn't happen because the governor of Lombardy is in auto quarantine, one of his staff members that deals with journalists got the badflu Tafferling fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Feb 26, 2020 |
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Nurge posted:Does it really even matter? Most of the people alive will have the antibodies anyway by the time they actually come up with a vaccine. telling this to my wife with an autoimmune condition and laughing hysterically and just saying "owned" over and over again as she leaves me
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Fried Watermelon posted:virus doesn't transfer to swine poo poo, that means David Cameron is safe too.
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Nurge posted:Does it really even matter? Most of the people alive will have the antibodies anyway by the time they actually come up with a vaccine. Sure, no kids will be born in the next year, right?
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What happened in Italy, was there some church or flea market superexposure event?
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That Works posted:Sure, no kids will be born in the next year, right? drat I hope not. e: Realtalk though herd immunity should protect new children for a couple of decades I'd guess since this is going to hit pretty much every living human. To the guy with the autoimmune wife well yeah that's a good point. I think the vaccine should be affordable too, I just don't think it's going to be a relevant thing for most people. Nurge fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Feb 27, 2020 |
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Zwabu posted:What happened in Italy, was there some church or flea market superexposure event? My theory is a few super spreaders inside a very close knit group of wealthy people.
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Hopper posted:And we have 7 new cases in Germany as of Tuesday. One guy was infected by another because they had contact at a carnival celebration apparently. Judging by the average number of people crowded at carnival dos we are probably hosed... And up to 10. One of which is a kindergarden teacher. Let's hope she didn't work lately...
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my current distance to several known infected, wish me luck, goons
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Imagine doing even a single bit of stocking up for this. We're all going to get it, just ride it out.
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Nurge posted:e: Realtalk though herd immunity should protect new children for a couple of decades I'd guess since this is going to hit pretty much every living human. Lol no. I'm a microbiology professor fwiw
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Tbf it is less about getting infected and the apocalypse and more about compensating for realistic short term consequences such as reduced supermarket stocks or inability to go shopping.
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I'm going shopping in a full face mask.
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That Works posted:Lol no. Then why are you so wrong?
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Hopper posted:Tbf it is less about getting infected and the apocalypse and more about compensating for realistic short term consequences such as reduced supermarket stocks or inability to go shopping. Yeah this is where I'm at with it, too. That way I don't have to leave the house when it hits and if I'm lucky, doom eternal and animal crossing will still ship on time so I can treat it like a staycation in the event that my work gets overly cautious and shuts down for the time being, or my area gets quarantined.
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Lol Hell will send its deadliest foe against the doom marine. Hell flu. Try punching that.
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That Works posted:Lol no. drat they'll let anybody in these days.
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Pictured: Doomguy checking for the N95 labelling. Sooo, does the French anti-mask law cover medical masks?
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sincx posted:Kids are basically immune from SARS 2 somehow. Mother Earth be like "OK Boomer"
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us retail workers are hosed huh
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Nurge posted:Then why are you so wrong? Why should herd immunity work on the corona flu if it doesn't work on the normal flu?
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I’m going to sell personal force field generators for $2k a pop.
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Shaocaholica posted:I’m going to sell personal force field generators for $2k a pop. Sure, I'll take a copy of the D&D Dungeon Masters Guide, please.
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My mate was in one of those infected towns in Italy over the weekend and flew home literally an hour before they quarantined. He’s now self-quarantined in his flat for 2 weeks but says he called the NHS number as advised but they don’t seem to be bothered at all. Which is concerning because you’d think a person in his position they’d want to check on
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Gonna cross post this to both threads because it's informative and funny. So as has been said earlier upthread by others, you can get it again - IMMEDIATELY. And apparently the second time is worse, with higher case fatality rates etc. The latter hasn't been confirmed outside of China yet, but the former now has been confirmed in Japan in a tour guide woman that works in Osaka. Here's the article, it's in Japanese but I guess you can use google translate if you don't trust me. https://www3.nhk.or.jp/news/html/20200227/k10012303391000.html  "Rough Translation posted:Last year December: First infection
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AlmightyBob posted:us retail workers are hosed huh Yes. But it remains to be seen whether the loving is worse than the usual baseline of loving that retail workers get every day.
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Shifty Pony posted:Yes. overtime for everyone at the survival ration store right now
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Here's a link from Reuters stating a similar scenario, from earlier - that time within China: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-...dium=trueAnthem Also here's the NHK link in English so you don't have to take my word for it: https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20200227_12/
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What a great time for our world to become destabilized. Portfolio lost quite a bit of gains this week.
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VomitOnLino posted:Gonna cross post this to both threads because it's informative and funny. So as has been said earlier upthread by others, you can get it again - IMMEDIATELY. And apparently the second time is worse, with higher case fatality rates etc. The latter hasn't been confirmed outside of China yet, but the former now has been confirmed in Japan in a tour guide woman that works in Osaka. The article itself says that as she was at home the entire time and did not have contact with others, it seems more likely that her body just didn't produce enough antibodies and it flared up again after once being reduced enough that it gave a negative test once. Certainly concerning that this could be a potentially be common occurrence but there's yet to be real proof that you can really be totally cured then get it again. Could be problematic if the only reliable way to be finally cured is to keep hospitalized/closely monitor for a notable period even after the first negative test, as that would be quite the drain on resources, and also means that people who were once "cured" could maybe then unwittingly continue to spread.
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you need to keep immunizing new herd members in order for herd immunity to remain effective. Most adults are immune to measles but that hasn't prevented measles outbreaks from occurring from unvaccinated kids catching it and spreading it to each other Like your line of thinking would suggest that chickenpox outbreaks should only occur every couple of decades, which is clearly wrong
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Fried Watermelon posted:virus doesn't transfer to swine Nah pretty sure cops and capitalists can get it
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