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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I wanted to use mongoose but they’re not closely related to ferrets. It’s convergent evolution.

e: AutocraticOtter

Platystemon has a new favorite as of 14:42 on Feb 26, 2020

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

SomekindaRatIDK

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Joe Bogan posted:

I thought this was the average size for mouse pointers, this is most disconcerting.

I just changed mine to the larger size and boy this feels really weird. Three decades of getting used to the dimensions of something you look at for hours every day just got dislodged from my brain. Freaky.

Whiz Palace
Dec 8, 2013
Like if suddenly every step was a fraction of an inch taller.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

I like how obvious it is that we all googled "animals similar to ferrets" and ended up at the same web page.

Just smdh if you can’t name multiple species of mustelid without looking it up

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

lenoon posted:

Just smdh if you can’t name multiple species of mustelid without looking it up

I was gonna go with Marmot off the top of my head but wanted to make sure I wouldn't look like a silly billy and boy am I glad I did, I tell you what!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Mustelid? I barely know elid!

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Mustelid? I barely know elid!

Flirting Mcgurn

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I voted for ShitFuckerEatMyAss as a username. You guys are just boring.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Whiz Palace posted:

Like if suddenly every step was a fraction of an inch taller.

Now that would be ironic.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Paladinus posted:

Now that would be ironic.

goddammit alanis get out of here, you haven't been popular in thirty years.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

lenoon posted:

Just smdh if you can’t name multiple species of mustelid without looking it up

I can't

but I can name multiple D&D creatures patterned after them

Martin
Jan 17, 2004

All I know in life is how to pour whiskey and run my mouth off
Dinosaur Gum
Burn this thread alive please.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Martin posted:

Burn this thread alive please.

Alright... Marten.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Captain Monkey posted:

Alright... Marten.

Wow apparently I'm wrong.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Earwicker posted:

I actually saw, in an ancient Hindu sex manual from the 12th century, a position which called for five vaginas.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Imagine five vaginas on the edge of a taint

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Imagine five vaginas on the edge of a taint

They call it “The Quincunx”.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Sagebrush posted:

:eng101: all IFR fixes and waypoints must be five letters long and pronounceable as a word, so that they can be easily spoken over the radio. there are tens of thousands of them all over the country and some are pretty entertaining

out over the coast here we have PIRAT and BRINY
over silicon valley are GGUGL and UTOOB
in las vegas there are KSINO and LUCKY and PURSE
there are tons named after sports teams and women and stuff like that
there's a famous IFR approach in new hampshire where the waypoints you follow are ITAWT ITAWA PUDYE TTATT


hobbesmaster posted:

the missed approach hold fix being IDEED really makes it imo

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
Is nobody gonna mention SATAN being on there too? :devil:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
I thought that was the joke, "hail SATAN"

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Samuringa posted:

I thought that was the joke, "hail SATAN"

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
SATAN is not responding to hails and has squawked 7700.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Jerry Cotton posted:

Why was he filming?

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

He's a nerd who's only in the Mile High A/V Club

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I hate to poo-poo anyone working for Bernie but :chloe:

AppleNippleBOB posted:

Figured y'all might like my door knocking jacket. More buttons inbound to spruce it up a bit. Also my hip pouch for lit. And piss tape hat for the world.


Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Snowy posted:

I hate to poo-poo anyone working for Bernie but :chloe:

My favorite response to this was something like “How much is Bloomberg paying you to do this?”

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Samuringa posted:

I thought that was the joke, "hail SATAN"

Get thee behind me SATAN.... and proceed to ITAWA.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

1stGear posted:

goddammit alanis get out of here, you haven't been popular in thirty years.

Alanis is doing a Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary tour this year, if you want to feel old.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Jedit posted:

Alanis is doing a Jagged Little Pill 25th anniversary tour this year, if you want to feel old.

This is quite ironic as I already feel old.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Inceltown posted:

This is quite ironic as I already feel old.

Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think? ...Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you :P

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I've got paaaaains, that won't go away
A hairy baaack, and a balding pate
I dropped the boooox, for the pills that I take
I wish I had kept
My figuuuure

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

yea ok posted:

gently caress you

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Eat My Fuc posted:

No, gently caress you actually.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




YggiDee posted:

Whenever I read his username my brain sings "It's PHIZ KALIFA" with the same cadence as "Feliz Navidad"

Oh, GODDAMMIT.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Splicer posted:

I've got paaaaains, that won't go away
A hairy baaack, and a balding pate
I dropped the boooox, for the pills that I take
I wish I had kept
My figuuuure
Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
Packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
Waited his whole drat life to take that flight
And when the plane was quarrantined he thought "Well isn't this nice"

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

YggiDee posted:

Whenever I read his username my brain sings "It's PHIZ KALIFA" with the same cadence as "Feliz Navidad"

I wanna wish you a merry shitpost from the bottom of my faaaaaarrrrt

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

CannonFodder posted:

Mr Play It Safe was afraid to fly
Packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
Waited his whole drat life to take that flight
And when the plane was quarrantined he thought "Well isn't this nice"

And isn't it bubonic?
Don't you think
A little toooooooooo bubonic
And ya like I really do think

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009
I once read a text online about how the song Ironic doesn't contain a single example of actual irony. But that fact itself is ironic.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Griefor posted:

I once read a text online about how the song Ironic doesn't contain a single example of actual irony.
Incorrect.

Alanis Morissette posted:

And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well, isn't this nice?"

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90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Tiggum posted:

Incorrect.
That's just being a millennial.

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